Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Perhaps the most successful reinvention of the popular Brady Bunch premise in the history of the mass media, it has even led to the development of a religious movement, Buffyliteralism. Adherents believe in the unerring word of Joss Whedon, and even recommend he be forgiven for his involvement with Titan A.E..
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[edit] The First Three Seasons
Buffy is the new girl at school, also dealing with the duty of being a vampire slayer by fate. Buffy meets her "watcher" Giles as the libarian at her school. Buffy be-friends Xander & Willow. While walking to the towns hot spot "the bronze" Buffy is followed by Angel Angelous. Buffy later finds out Angel is a vampire, with a new twist - a soul[cursed by gypsies]. Angel also kills vampires, like Buffy.
In season two on Buffys 17th birthday Angel and her do make love, but the gypsie curse said one moment of true happiness as a souled vampire, Angelous would lose his soul. So after making love to the only woman who has ever made him happy, Angel goes bad. Hello Angelous. Buffy has to kill Angel [he gets his soul back right when she has to kill him]. Angel goes to hell. Buffy runs away.
Buffy comes back, really upset over killing Angel. Right as Buffy decides its best to let him go, he comes back from hell!! Buffy takes good care of him, but doesnt tell her friends. [after almost killing all of her friends, they wouldnt understand why she was taking care of him anyways]. Finally everyone finds out about Angel, gets really pissed for a while. Another slayer comes to town! a really messed up one at that. Faith. Physco. Likes killing humans, not just vampires.
[edit] The Fourth and Fifth Seasons
After the third season, Buffy, after graduating high school & dealing with Angel leaving. She starts seeing Riley. Riley knows that he'll never have a spot in Buffys heart like Angel does and leaves.
Buffy loves Angel, bottom line. Spike sucks.
[edit] The Disputed Sixth and Seventh Seasons
Some buffyliteralists maintain that these seasons are not canonical or, indeed, that they never happened, and were created in the mind of the viewing audience by the same Vulcans who inserted Dawn, "the brand new key", into the previous season. More people died before Buffy and her friends left the airwaves for good or, at least, until the floundering movie careers of the principal actors (except, surprisingly, for Alyson Hannigan) force them to do a reunion show.
[edit] The Eighth Season
There is no eighth season of buffy, sadly. [1].
[edit] The Merchandising
Currently, Buffy merchandising includes action figures, dolls (see action figures), lunch boxes, kitty litter, Ham radios, t-shirts, lego pieces, Halloween masks, fanfic, videogames, pens, novels, comics [2], henna, luteotropin, kitchen utensils, fertilizer, mouthwash, furniture, spaghetti sauce, novelty condoms, trading cards, role playing games, elephant towers, tools for getting stones out of horses hooves, dog food, and several types of peanut butter (smooth, chuncky, or bloody).
