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Living in the Great Plains of the United States, they were hunted by the Sioux Indians for their delectable meat, strong sinews, and purple fur. They moved to Pluto, but since Pluto is no longer a planet, have moved back. 12% of the population now live in the ghetto. Many of them find part-time jobs at Mc-Donnell's and their offspring go to private schools. Once a TV show was filmed: Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo in the ghetto, but only aired for a week. It received a total of 5 views. Rumor was said that Kevin Bacon was the cause of this. 21% of the population now resides in Japan, all of those became Anime freaks. 50% re-located in France, having a sudden craving for culture, many of them picking up the suicide trend of Mindless Drivel. It being illegal, they were sentenced a death penalty, and paid the price of death for their poor choice of actions. Few are being trained in the mountains to become ninja for the long plotted invasion of New York city. The population being cut down by 100% (Some where whale hunted on mistake) only 99% remains to this day.
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo have three horns (two on their head and one underground in the Area 51 factory for the production of Swiss cheese. Uses for the factory are top secret and un-known to the public) and thick, shaggy purple fur. They like to travel in groups being insecure, shy creatures. But sweet and calm. This species was once something called a: Buffalo. But Kevin Bacon, using his infinite, deadly powers, deformed and twisted their appearance and personality for committing the greatest sin of them all: Not going to potluck on Tuesday.
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo like to eat eat Eat eat Eat Eat eat apples Apples and banaBananasnas while viewing the television show Barney Barney barney Barney and friends, ostensibly because everything on the set is also purple, like their fur, thus playing a great part in their traditions. Fruit is their best friend, and if forced to eat grass, they take very offensively and might re-act with violent behavior. Their re-action with grass similar to spaghetti. Hearing the story of the rabbit dying of eating to much of it, they knew Kevin Bacon was responsible. Cotton, honey, bunches of oat, foam packaging, bubble wrap, and cheese burgers are other favorites.
If allowed to have offspring, Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo will have one penguin every two years and one cub every five years. The birth of a pup is very rare, but has been documented 3 times over the past 1,000 years.
In case you are wondering why some of the buffalo have an upper-case "B", it is because the following is actually a sentence, and the capital "B"s are proper nouns. If you don't know what a proper noun is, stop reading this because it will get more confusing from here on out. "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." Where ever you see "Buffalo buffalo", not to be confused with "buffalo buffalo" or "buffalo Buffalo", it means buffalo that live in a region of upstate NewYork called Buffalo. Where ever you see "buffalo" without "Buffalo" immediately before it, it is a verb, which happens to mean confuse, ironically. As if this weren't confusing enough already, two of the "buffalo" mean "confuse". Therefor, if you translate this, while adding optional pronouns, you get "Buffalo from upstate NewYork that other buffalo from upstate NewYork confuse confuse other buffalo from upstate NewYork." In other words, the sentence is saying that buffalo confuse buffalo, but it goes on to descrie the buffalo that are confusing the other ones as being confused by yet another set of buffalo. If you have gotten this far without wanting to kill me or send me or send me hate e-mail, congratulations. If you got this far and want to send me hate e-mail, send it to firstname.lastname@example.org as I barely ever read that. If you want to kill yourself, I guess I should try to talk you out of it, but oh well.