Buffalo
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“BUFFALO WINGS ARE MADE FROM WHAT?!”
~ Enraged Rooster on Buffalo wings
“I buffaLOVE buffalo!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Buffalo word play
“He'd rather have... a buffalo... take a diarrhea dump in his ear...”
~ Angry Video Game Nerd theme song
“Buffalo nosa gonna winna soopa bow?”
~ Jar Jar Binks on NFL Today
HOLY FUCKIN SWEET AND SOUR BUFFALO BALLS WITH A SIDE OF ANGEL FISH COCK. WITH SOME HORSE PISS TO DRINK...
The buffalo (Buffalo buffalo) is a large bisonic animal with a spine, two pointy horns, wings, voluminous lungs, a thick furry coat that smells just awful, and flies (in the noun, not verb, sense). Essentially, a big ass goat. They spend their time standing around, covered in fur, being large. It is a commonly promoted urban legend that Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo, in spite of the fact that it is entirely true.
==Distribution== colp jerks on webcamm Buffalo are found on all planets in the Galaxy that are already known to have life. However, empirical evidence for the existence of extragalactic buffalo is currently lacking. There are, scientists report, many sightings of UFBs (Unidentified Flying Buffalo) throughout the northern region of Africa and Greenland
A somewhat less known habitat for buffalo is the English language, where upwards of eight buffalo can comfortably fit inside a single sentence. This occurrence is frighteningly common and is the only known weakness of the dreaded Russian reversal.
2. Buffalo, New York- "Pittsburgh North With All The Charm of Cleveland," a very prosperous east coast city, primarily due to incredibly high profits made there by overcharging vistors from nearby Canada. Mayor Byron Brown has revolutionized the city, dropping homicide rates to only 3.2 per month from the ever rising 3.8. Buffalo's neighbourhoods are prospering with "gang appreciation days" and local gang carnivals that use the money to purchase drugs, alcohol, and gas money for drivebys, ammunition, and medical expenses for gang member shooting victims. Many other east coast cities such as Newark, Philadelphia, and Baltimore have decided to follow the example of the great NICKEL CITY, so named because the entire real estate value of the central business district can be easily expressed in terms of a few dozens of those nearly worthless American coins.
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[edit] The North American Buffalo
North America is positively rife with buffalo. Some of the most prominent buffalo of North America hail from the Northeastern part of the United States, particularly in the general vicinity of Buffalo, New York. Such buffalo tend to be more aggressive than most; these Buffalo buffalo have been known to buffalo western buffalo with no mercy. In fact, Buffalo buffalo sometimes buffalo other Buffalo buffalo just for the hell of it. However, Buffalo buffalo most prefer to buffalo Buffalo buffalo that Buffalo buffalo buffalo. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. This particular observation has been immortalized in a famous limerick by Edgar Allan Poe:
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[edit] Buffalo- The way of life in Wyoming
Ignorance is bliss to every state save Wyoming, where every snack, meal, drink, condiment, and toiletry is made of buffalo, save buffalo wings, which are chicken, naturally.
BUFFALO BERGMAN, THE BUFFALO!!!!!
[edit] Recipe for Buffalo Omelette
Place in a mixing bowl 2 eggs, 1/4 cup water, 1/2 teaspoon salt, and 1/4 teaspoon pepper. Stir with a fork until the egg yolks are just broken up. Heat 1 tablespoon butter or margarine in a frying pan. As soon as the butter is sizzling, pour eggs into the pan and cook at moderately high heat for 3 minutes. Add 1 large (3000 lbs) buffalo, and cook for an additional 5 minutes, or until the buffalo is completely melted. Remove from heat, fold buffalo omelette onto a warmed plate, garnish with a sprig of parsley, and serve. Bon Appétit!
[edit] Buffalo wings
Buffalo wings are usually found in most restaurants, very popular as it is claimed that it tastes very much like chicken, sadly, they are very rare now, as winged buffaloes are becoming extinct. (But as with the other kind of Buffalo's, people keep killing them to halt the breeding of Native Americans)
