Broken Keyboard

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A.broken.keyboard.is.a.keyboard.that.usually.has.no.space.bar,.or.at.least.not.a.functioning.one.

Your.keyboard.is.probably.broken.because.after.your.computer.froze.you.got.really.mad.and.smashed.the.space.bar,.not.to.mention.you.then.smashed.it.over.your.head.to.see.if.you.could.get.it.to.work.again.

edit How.to.fix.a.broken.keyboard

A.broken.keyboard.is.a.very.annoying.device.because.without.a.space.bar.you.can.not.make.sentences.that.anyone.will.want.to. read.and.they.may.disregard.your.posts.and.stuff.like.that.and.you.will.be.very.sad..However.there.are.a.few.ways.to.fix.a.broken.keyboard.

edit The.glue.method

It.is.quite.easy.to.just.glue.a.keyboard.back.together.but.the.buttons.may.not.work.and.that.may.make.you.pretty.sad.

KeyBoardTooMuchGlue

This.much.glue.is.not.necessary.

KeyBoardJustEnoughGlue

Yeah,.baby!

  1. Get.a.glue.stick.
  2. The.glue.stick.is.dead,.dumbass..Get.one.that.works.
  3. Put.glue.all.over.the.keyboard..Especially.on.the.M.O.R.O.N.keys.
  4. Try.to.type.something..If.it.doesn't.work,.repeat.step.3.

If.the.above.didn't.work.and.now.you.can't.type.anything,.try.another.method.

edit The.electric.surge.method

If.the.above.failed.there.is.still.another.method,.this.one.will.electrify.your.keyboard,.seamlessly.waking.up.every.key.

  1. First,.rip.the.power.cord.out.of.the.back.of.your.computer.
  2. Grab.your.trusty.glue.stick.and glue.it.somewhere.on.the.keyboard.
  3. Now.the.fun.begins..Put.the.keyboard.next.to.a.wall.outlet.and.plug.it.in.
  4. If.the.keyboard.gets.shot.with.electricity.and.the.lights.go.out,.it.should.work.again.

POOP!

edit Broken.Period.Key

If.you.cannot.repair.your.keyboard,.you.may.be.forced.to.continue.to.use.the.period.key.for.spacing.. It.will.eventually.wear.out,.though,.as.will.the.-.key,the._.key.and.every.other.symbol.key.

AfterSomeTimeYouMayFindThatYourOnlyOptionIsToBeginCapitalizingEachLetterOfEachWordForEmphasisunlessyou'rejustlazy

edit BrokenSpaceBarDisorder

Keyboard

BSBD,issomethingmanycomputerusersaregradualybeinginfectedwith. Itrenderstheuserofacomputerunabletousethespacebareveragainintheirlife. Iftheyweretodosotheywouldfalloveranddie. However,sufferersofthisdisorderareperfectlycapeableofusingeveryotherkeyboardbutton. Thoughthisisseenasrisky,asoneslipcouldtriggerafatalaty.

edit Discovery

Thediseasewasdiscoveredin2004whenagroupofsevenramblerstravelledEurope Assomeoftheseramblersbegantousetheircomputersafterreturningfromtheirholidaytheyexploded. Afterthefirstthreediedtheotherfourbookedthemselvesesinfortestingatalocalhospital. Testswereranonthesurvivingfourtodeterminethecauseoftheexplosions.AweeklaterBSBDwasaregistereddissease. Unfortunatelythesurvivingfourdiedwhilstintesting.


edit Causes

Althoughthisdiseaseisrelativelynewitisthoughtthemaincauseisoverexposuretothepope. ThisclaimcouldbesupportedastheramblersmentionedabovepassedthroughVaticancity. Itisthoughtthatbecauseofthepopesantitechnologystancehehasinfectedcomputeruserswiththedisease. TheVaticandeniesallreportsandtellsitsfollowersthisisuntruealthoughitappearstobealie. ThiswouldbebadforaVaticanspokesmantodoasforthistheywillburninhellforeternity.

edit OvercomingBSBD

Peoplewhosufferfromthisdiseaseoftenhavetofindnewwaystoovercomethedisorder.Theseinclude:

  • Usingtabkeys
  • Usingreturn
  • Using_underscores_as_shown_here

Sofartheonlycureistoshoottheuserofthekeyboardandhopetheydie.

Thiswouldstoptheproblempersisting.ThisisalsoknownasPEBCAK.

edit Symptoms

Therehavebeennotedtobeveryfewsymptomstobrokenspacebardisorderoverthantheobvious. Howevertheyareasfollows:

  • Gradualdisapearanceofthethumbs.
  • Newfoundalergytocows.
  • Suddencravingstoeatgeeseeggs.

edit Otherspacebarrelateddiseases

AlthoughBSBDisseenasacursebymanysuffererstheredoesappeartobeanadvantage. NolongercansufferersbesubjecttotheterriblehardshipsofAlternativeSpacesSyndromeorA.S.S.forshort. Thisiswhereeveryalternatespacedecomesaquestionmarkorinsomecasesthewordcarrot. NorcantheyexperienceUnnecessaryGapDiseaseorF.T.P.forshort. Thisiswherethesufererleavesspacessplittingupasinglewordorinsomerarecasessplittingaletter.

arrrrghhhgsofuckingannoytingthedamnpackebarwontwork,thissisnotfunny,,itsstatringtopisss meoff.


edit My Keys kkeep getting sttttttuck

Evvvvery once inn aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa while, a keyyyyy on my keyyybbbbbboooooooooooard getss stuck. Especially the fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. Does anyone know how to ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffix this?<-----Refer to qwerty.

Sure chum! Just remove the key and clean it, if that is not enought lubricate the key with a qtip and a quarter drop of edible household oil. Make sure it tastes like nothing, that means it's refined and will never become rancid. Remember to keep that key clean, as bread crumbs might jamm the key again.

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