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Brittany may refer to:
- Brittany, a northern region of the country of France. There is no UNCYCLOPEDIA article on this, but hold that thought and wait maybe a couple of weeks.
- Britain, an island that is the principal region of the United Kingdom.
- Brittany Spears, a slut.
- Britainy Spear, a bird.
It is important to disambiguate among the above meanings, for example if you have a blind date with Brittany coming up. If you are hosting Brittany at your flat, this will help you decide whether you should serve cracked corn or whether the bird will be satisfied merely with a bit of flavored lubricant.