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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Brad Johnson.

Brad Johnson after being sacked by Pittsburgh Steeler's player ShadowJester07, though indisputable visual evidence claims it is indeed Elvis

James Bradley Johnson (born March 14, 1593 in Tatooine) is a former Minnesota Vikings quarterback until he decided to become a gay lumberjack, swinging through the forests of British Columbia.

While Brad is well known for his bench warming talent, he is also well known for his love of wildebeest, kittens, and babies.

As a child, Brad fell off his scooter and discovered a large source of chicken in Kentuckistan, and hence founded Kentuckistan Fried Chicken with his uncle Colonel Sanders. Brad has featured in several KFC marketing campaigns with his famous catchphrase "Where's the beef?".

When Brad was a little girl he dreamed of starring in the '85 Chicago Bears Superbowl Shuffle, often stating how he wished he had been born 15 years earlier.

Brad was also lined up for a starring role in The Lord of the Rings, and filmed over 200 hours of footage, before a late production change cut him from the trilogy entirely. Much of the cut footage is available on Brad's autobiographical DVD "A Night In Brad!", one scene depicts Brad as a bearded dwarf throwing cabbages at an enraged dragon.

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In a tribute to Brad Johnson this article is intentionally retarded.