Boston (band)
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Boston is an ass kicking, awesome as fuck! rock band that formed sometime between 1776 and 1975. They started with 5, kept that 5 for some years, lost 1, got that 1 back, then that 1 killed himself, and replaced that 1. Since then, they haven't done so much.
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[edit] Boston and the city of Boston
Boston is from Boston, MA. Or so they say... Truth is, the city was named after the band, even though the city was founded first! Yeah, its true! Many people want you to believe that, but they don't want you to know about Time Travel!
[edit] Discography
Boston (the debut album!!!) (1976)
Look Back (rumored second album) (1977)
Don't Look Back (1978)
Look Back Again (sequel to rumored second album) (1979-1985)
Third Stage (1986)
Fourth Stage (1987-1990)
Fifth Stage (1991-1993)
Walk On (1994)
Walk Further (1995)
Keep On Walking Boy! (1996-1997)
Greatest Hits (1997?)
Greater Hits! (1998)
Don't Walk On Back After You Hit the Third Stage!!! (1998-2000)
9/11- What the Hell Should Our Next Album Be About (released September 12th, because it could not get on the shelves on 9/11)
Corporate America (2002?) (dispute reigns about whether this was released in 2002 or 2003)
Dead America (3008) Rumored to sell over 50 million copies in countries that are not America!
[edit] Singles
Peace of Mind (based on taking drugs)
Piece of Mind (for when you need that next piece)
More Than A Feeling (feeling more than you should)
Foreplay/Long Time (pre-sex song)
Don't Look Back (I told you not to look back!!! See how badly you fucked up!)
Amanda (Oh yeah! She's hot!)
[edit] Near Singles
Look Back (almost, but the album never really got on shelves at your local Hastings)
My Man, Duh! (For the gay fans. Boston never really liked them though...)
Walk Off (almost, but you fell off...)
[edit] See Also
Other Bands
