Boone's Farm
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“My wine cellar is fully stocked with 100 bottles of Boone in every flavor.”
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[edit] History
Founded in 1873, Boone's Farm is the only wine "farm" in existence with the capacity to grow 20 different flavors of grapes, including Pina Colada and Country Kwencher. Originally based in California, Boone's Farm has expanded to 12 different countries on four continents. While other wineries have stagnated and faltered, Boone's Farm has been a constant success, due to their many different flavors of grapes and their unique distribution system. And Strawberry Hill was the very first flavor distributed by Boone's. Actually, Boone's Farm Apple Wine was the first flavor. I used to drink it back in the late 1960s. Strawberry Hill was second.
[edit] Distribution
The Boone's Farm Corporation has a unique distribution setup. Rather than sell their wines at large, commercial wine-houses and restaurants, they distribute mainly to fine gas stations and convenience stores around the world. Boones Farm is widely enjoyed by a higher class of teenagers looking for an ultimate drunken state
[edit] Awards
Boone's Farm's wines have won hundreds of awards in every category imaginable. Their Limited Release wines are only available online, through the Farmers Wine Club or at its tasting room in Pennsyltucky, US.
[edit] Boone's Farm wine storage
Check labels on country-style Boone's. Some can be stored in a cool place for one to two months, but keep in mind that over time, evaporation shrinks and solidifies country Boone's.
Read labels carefully on Boone's bottles. Some require vigorous shaking before refrigeration, even before opening. Those that do generally have a better flavor and sediment distribution than those left unshaken.
[edit] Fan Clubs
The Boone's Farm Fan Club [1] was founded in 2007 by enthusiastic drinkers who appreciate the value of Boone's Farm.
[edit] FAQ
- What is the rainbow sheen on Boone's?
- Is moldy Boone's safe to drink?
- Is it safe to take xanax, smoke weed, and burn candles while drinking Boone's?
- Does Boone's Farm receive most of its revenue in the form of loose change?
