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edit A SUGAR Polite Note to the HOCKEY Author:
I am BASKETBALL 17 years old and GINGERBREAD have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PUPPIES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ICE CREAM removed or changed as soon as HOCKEY possible.
Let me tell you BASEBALL about BASKETBALL HOOP Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BASKETBALL HOOP Tourettes sufferers HAPPINESS SPRINKLES HAPPINESS GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL swear. You can FOOTBALL blame television for always focusing on the CHRISTMAS TREES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of KITTENS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or POKéMON "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SPRINKLES jerk.
- Tourettes is no HEAVEN laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FOOTBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become CANDY depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no GINGERBREAD cure, and the KITTENS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SUNSHINE side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which UNICORNS caused my entire PIKACHU body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the TEDDY BEARS drug.
I am an active NINTENDOGS member of a SUNSHINE tourette syndrome association and BASKETBALL HOOP I am making steps towards SUGAR eradicating the public BASEBALL view of Tourettes as a SWIMMING POOL SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS BASKETBALL HOOP SMILES "swearing" disorder, because it is TEDDY BEARS much much more.
I am sorry GINGERBREAD for "hi-jacking" your entry on HEAVEN uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this JELLY BEANS that really JOY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FLOWERS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASKETBALL HOOP editing this UNICORNS article. Remember, everything RAINBOWS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SUGAR PUPPIES BASKETBALL PIKACHU PIXIES not funny at all.
Thank you PEACEFUL for your LUV time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
SPRINKLES SWIMMING POOL BASEBALL LUV I LIKE SCHOOL FOOTBALL UNICORNS LOLLIPOPS ROSES SUGAR FRIENDS PIXIES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FOOTBALL HOCKEY NINTENDOGS SUGAR TEDDY BEARS I LIKE SCHOOL FRIENDS JELLY BEANS UNICORNS UNICORNS HOCKEY BASEBALL PIKACHU PASTURE BASEBALL POKéMON FLUFFY CLOUD DANDELIONS PASTURE CHRISTMAS TREES SUGAR PEACEFUL SWIMMING POOL HEAVEN BASKETBALL PUPPIES LOLLIPOPS PIXIES FLUFFY CLOUD SUGAR CHRISTMAS TREES TEDDY BEARS PIKACHU NINTENDOGS BASKETBALL HOOP RAINBOWS BASKETBALL HOOP CANDY PUPPIES FLOWERS PASTURE BASEBALL ROSES PUPPIES PIXIES UNICORNS FLUFFY CLOUD PIXIES CANDY SWIMMING POOL HEAVEN FLUFFY CLOUD !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.