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edit A ROSES Polite Note to the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Author:
I am SPRINKLES 17 years old and TEDDY BEARS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your JELLY BEANS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it GINGERBREAD removed or changed as soon as CHRISTMAS TREES possible.
Let me tell you PIKACHU about GUMDROPS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of LOLLIPOPS Tourettes sufferers DANDELIONS LOLLIPOPS LUV PUPPIES ROSES swear. You can PIKACHU blame television for always focusing on the FLUFFY CLOUD bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of ROSES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PEACEFUL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LOLLIPOPS jerk.
- Tourettes is no NINTENDOGS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become NINTENDOGS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no GINGERBREAD cure, and the BASKETBALL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse DANDELIONS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which POKéMON caused my entire LOLLIPOPS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ROSES drug.
I am an active SMILES member of a BASKETBALL HOOP tourette syndrome association and PIKACHU I am making steps towards POKéMON eradicating the public JOY view of Tourettes as a FLOWERS GINGERBREAD JOY UNICORNS GUMDROPS "swearing" disorder, because it is GUMDROPS much much more.
I am sorry PASTURE for "hi-jacking" your entry on BASKETBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SPRINKLES that really POKéMON annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SPRINKLES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASEBALL editing this ICE CREAM article. Remember, everything SUGAR here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is JOY DANDELIONS PIKACHU PIXIES FLOWERS not funny at all.
Thank you GUMDROPS for your PIKACHU time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
ROSES CHRISTMAS TREES HEAVEN SMILES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SWIMMING POOL ICE CREAM HAPPINESS HEAVEN HEAVEN PIXIES PIXIES FRIENDS SUNSHINE FRIENDS GINGERBREAD SWIMMING POOL CHRISTMAS TREES BASKETBALL HOOP SWIMMING POOL ROSES CANDY LOLLIPOPS SPRINKLES LOLLIPOPS I LIKE SCHOOL POKéMON OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL HOOP NINTENDOGS UNICORNS SUGAR GINGERBREAD CANDY DANDELIONS FRIENDS HAPPINESS BASKETBALL HOOP SWIMMING POOL FRIENDS PASTURE CANDY PEACEFUL PUPPIES ROSES PEACEFUL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JOY PUPPIES PEACEFUL PEACEFUL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PIXIES SWIMMING POOL PIXIES BASEBALL GINGERBREAD TEDDY BEARS KITTENS HAPPINESS PEACEFUL PIKACHU PUPPIES FLOWERS KITTENS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.