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edit A PUPPIES Polite Note to the DANDELIONS Author:

I am SMILES 17 years old and HEAVEN have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your NINTENDOGS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it LUV removed or changed as soon as JELLY BEANS possible.

Let me tell you I LIKE SCHOOL about LUV Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of PIKACHU Tourettes sufferers SMILES CANDY CANDY HAPPINESS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! swear. You can FLOWERS blame television for always focusing on the ICE CREAM bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of GUMDROPS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or GUMDROPS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PUPPIES jerk.
  • Tourettes is no BASEBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ROSES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become I LIKE SCHOOL depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no SWIMMING POOL cure, and the PASTURE drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse KITTENS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUNSHINE caused my entire FLUFFY CLOUD body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HEAVEN drug.

I am an active JOY member of a FLOWERS tourette syndrome association and GUMDROPS I am making steps towards UNICORNS eradicating the public JELLY BEANS view of Tourettes as a POKéMON CHRISTMAS TREES DANDELIONS ROSES ROSES "swearing" disorder, because it is I LIKE SCHOOL much much more.

I am sorry HAPPINESS for "hi-jacking" your entry on NINTENDOGS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this POKéMON that really PEACEFUL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASKETBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PEACEFUL editing this PIXIES article. Remember, everything BASKETBALL HOOP here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PIKACHU RAINBOWS HEAVEN PIKACHU POKéMON not funny at all.

Thank you PUPPIES for your PEACEFUL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.
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