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edit A ICE CREAM Polite Note to the SUNSHINE Author:
I am ICE CREAM 17 years old and PASTURE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SPRINKLES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ICE CREAM removed or changed as soon as SWIMMING POOL possible.
Let me tell you CANDY about FLOWERS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FLOWERS Tourettes sufferers NINTENDOGS GINGERBREAD HOCKEY SUGAR JOY swear. You can FLUFFY CLOUD blame television for always focusing on the TEDDY BEARS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of FRIENDS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or POKéMON "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PUPPIES jerk.
- Tourettes is no GUMDROPS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIKACHU school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SWIMMING POOL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no FLOWERS cure, and the SMILES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASKETBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ROSES caused my entire FLUFFY CLOUD body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ROSES drug.
I am an active CHRISTMAS TREES member of a LUV tourette syndrome association and HOCKEY I am making steps towards BASKETBALL HOOP eradicating the public GINGERBREAD view of Tourettes as a PEACEFUL KITTENS I LIKE SCHOOL I LIKE SCHOOL ROSES "swearing" disorder, because it is PIXIES much much more.
I am sorry CHRISTMAS TREES for "hi-jacking" your entry on ROSES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FLUFFY CLOUD that really BASEBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all GINGERBREAD tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by ROSES editing this JELLY BEANS article. Remember, everything PEACEFUL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ICE CREAM PEACEFUL LOLLIPOPS DANDELIONS SUGAR not funny at all.
Thank you LOLLIPOPS for your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
BASKETBALL FRIENDS BASEBALL LUV PIKACHU PIXIES SPRINKLES LUV OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JOY CANDY LOLLIPOPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HOCKEY PUPPIES GUMDROPS NINTENDOGS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLOWERS UNICORNS POKéMON UNICORNS PUPPIES GUMDROPS HAPPINESS DANDELIONS PIXIES FOOTBALL PUPPIES FLUFFY CLOUD CANDY ROSES SMILES ICE CREAM ROSES LUV PUPPIES NINTENDOGS ROSES SUNSHINE UNICORNS HAPPINESS FLUFFY CLOUD ROSES JELLY BEANS PIKACHU SUNSHINE FLOWERS HOCKEY POKéMON PASTURE I LIKE SCHOOL HEAVEN GINGERBREAD TEDDY BEARS PASTURE SPRINKLES LUV CANDY FLOWERS BASEBALL UNICORNS BASEBALL HOCKEY PIXIES GUMDROPS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.