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edit A SPRINKLES Polite Note to the JOY Author:
I am UNICORNS 17 years old and ICE CREAM have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your LUV article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FRIENDS removed or changed as soon as HAPPINESS possible.
Let me tell you HAPPINESS about FLUFFY CLOUD Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of TEDDY BEARS Tourettes sufferers HAPPINESS LOLLIPOPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JELLY BEANS NINTENDOGS swear. You can KITTENS blame television for always focusing on the SWIMMING POOL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PUPPIES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or POKéMON "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LUV jerk.
- Tourettes is no PASTURE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at GUMDROPS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become UNICORNS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no GINGERBREAD cure, and the JOY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASKETBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which GUMDROPS caused my entire SUGAR body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASKETBALL HOOP drug.
I am an active FLOWERS member of a HOCKEY tourette syndrome association and PIXIES I am making steps towards NINTENDOGS eradicating the public FRIENDS view of Tourettes as a PUPPIES BASEBALL JELLY BEANS FLUFFY CLOUD ROSES "swearing" disorder, because it is BASKETBALL HOOP much much more.
I am sorry SMILES for "hi-jacking" your entry on BASKETBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FRIENDS that really LUV annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all NINTENDOGS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! editing this FOOTBALL article. Remember, everything SMILES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PUPPIES TEDDY BEARS HAPPINESS HAPPINESS FLUFFY CLOUD not funny at all.
Thank you BASEBALL for your BASKETBALL HOOP time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
CANDY CHRISTMAS TREES TEDDY BEARS SUGAR PUPPIES PUPPIES FLUFFY CLOUD HEAVEN SMILES NINTENDOGS SPRINKLES BASKETBALL UNICORNS I LIKE SCHOOL UNICORNS FLOWERS KITTENS UNICORNS FOOTBALL NINTENDOGS HOCKEY ROSES JOY FLUFFY CLOUD POKéMON FOOTBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLOWERS POKéMON JOY PIKACHU JELLY BEANS ICE CREAM LOLLIPOPS PUPPIES ICE CREAM BASEBALL RAINBOWS BASEBALL CANDY POKéMON SUGAR GINGERBREAD PEACEFUL BASKETBALL CANDY KITTENS I LIKE SCHOOL RAINBOWS SWIMMING POOL PIKACHU PIKACHU LUV HEAVEN FLUFFY CLOUD SUNSHINE KITTENS SUNSHINE UNICORNS DANDELIONS PIKACHU CHRISTMAS TREES TEDDY BEARS PIXIES SUGAR ROSES !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.