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edit A ICE CREAM Polite Note to the PUPPIES Author:
I am BASKETBALL HOOP 17 years old and NINTENDOGS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your LOLLIPOPS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it JELLY BEANS removed or changed as soon as FLUFFY CLOUD possible.
Let me tell you RAINBOWS about SUNSHINE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BASEBALL Tourettes sufferers FLUFFY CLOUD HOCKEY SUGAR KITTENS SUNSHINE swear. You can JELLY BEANS blame television for always focusing on the FLUFFY CLOUD bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of JELLY BEANS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or DANDELIONS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FRIENDS jerk.
- Tourettes is no HOCKEY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HEAVEN school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PEACEFUL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SPRINKLES cure, and the PEACEFUL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PIKACHU side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PEACEFUL caused my entire TEDDY BEARS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CHRISTMAS TREES drug.
I am an active LOLLIPOPS member of a NINTENDOGS tourette syndrome association and PIXIES I am making steps towards PUPPIES eradicating the public I LIKE SCHOOL view of Tourettes as a PIXIES JELLY BEANS ROSES FLOWERS FOOTBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is BASKETBALL HOOP much much more.
I am sorry PUPPIES for "hi-jacking" your entry on I LIKE SCHOOL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this NINTENDOGS that really PIKACHU annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all HOCKEY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LUV editing this PEACEFUL article. Remember, everything FLOWERS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FLOWERS I LIKE SCHOOL DANDELIONS BASEBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! not funny at all.
Thank you PEACEFUL for your PASTURE time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
PIXIES BASKETBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SPRINKLES I LIKE SCHOOL CANDY ROSES FLUFFY CLOUD ROSES SWIMMING POOL ROSES GUMDROPS UNICORNS PIKACHU SUNSHINE HAPPINESS SPRINKLES GINGERBREAD HAPPINESS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CHRISTMAS TREES ICE CREAM CHRISTMAS TREES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LOLLIPOPS BASEBALL ICE CREAM CANDY LUV HAPPINESS SUGAR HAPPINESS HAPPINESS GINGERBREAD SPRINKLES JELLY BEANS FLOWERS SWIMMING POOL SPRINKLES PUPPIES SMILES HEAVEN I LIKE SCHOOL ICE CREAM PUPPIES SPRINKLES PUPPIES KITTENS KITTENS TEDDY BEARS CHRISTMAS TREES FLUFFY CLOUD PUPPIES I LIKE SCHOOL FRIENDS PEACEFUL JOY HAPPINESS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PIXIES HAPPINESS SPRINKLES BASEBALL BASEBALL GUMDROPS PEACEFUL !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.