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edit A FLOWERS Polite Note to the LUV Author:
I am FRIENDS 17 years old and FLUFFY CLOUD have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SWIMMING POOL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SMILES removed or changed as soon as KITTENS possible.
Let me tell you ROSES about GUMDROPS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of POKéMON Tourettes sufferers CHRISTMAS TREES HAPPINESS I LIKE SCHOOL HOCKEY TEDDY BEARS swear. You can BASKETBALL blame television for always focusing on the KITTENS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of CANDY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PUPPIES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SMILES jerk.
- Tourettes is no DANDELIONS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FOOTBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become HAPPINESS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no JOY cure, and the BASEBALL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SUGAR side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which GINGERBREAD caused my entire PEACEFUL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PASTURE drug.
I am an active PUPPIES member of a PEACEFUL tourette syndrome association and SUGAR I am making steps towards GUMDROPS eradicating the public FRIENDS view of Tourettes as a DANDELIONS PIXIES TEDDY BEARS CHRISTMAS TREES LUV "swearing" disorder, because it is HOCKEY much much more.
I am sorry ICE CREAM for "hi-jacking" your entry on GUMDROPS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this DANDELIONS that really ROSES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by KITTENS editing this OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! article. Remember, everything OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is GINGERBREAD PIXIES SWIMMING POOL HAPPINESS SWIMMING POOL not funny at all.
Thank you BASKETBALL HOOP for your CHRISTMAS TREES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
JOY JOY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SPRINKLES PIKACHU SPRINKLES GUMDROPS PUPPIES GINGERBREAD BASEBALL BASKETBALL PUPPIES ROSES GUMDROPS FLOWERS CHRISTMAS TREES GINGERBREAD NINTENDOGS PASTURE PEACEFUL SUGAR BASKETBALL KITTENS ROSES JELLY BEANS HEAVEN LOLLIPOPS UNICORNS HOCKEY PIXIES FLOWERS CANDY LOLLIPOPS FLUFFY CLOUD NINTENDOGS HOCKEY UNICORNS POKéMON SUGAR PASTURE BASEBALL FLOWERS SUNSHINE HOCKEY KITTENS SUNSHINE UNICORNS JOY SUGAR NINTENDOGS FRIENDS POKéMON SUGAR DANDELIONS SMILES PUPPIES JOY FLUFFY CLOUD FLOWERS RAINBOWS POKéMON HAPPINESS JELLY BEANS CHRISTMAS TREES RAINBOWS FLUFFY CLOUD !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.