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edit A PIKACHU Polite Note to the SMILES Author:
I am GUMDROPS 17 years old and GINGERBREAD have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your RAINBOWS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SPRINKLES removed or changed as soon as PIKACHU possible.
Let me tell you SWIMMING POOL about DANDELIONS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of KITTENS Tourettes sufferers HAPPINESS HAPPINESS HAPPINESS RAINBOWS PIXIES swear. You can SUNSHINE blame television for always focusing on the NINTENDOGS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of UNICORNS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SUGAR "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SUNSHINE jerk.
- Tourettes is no FRIENDS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SPRINKLES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become HOCKEY depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no BASKETBALL HOOP cure, and the LUV drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASKETBALL HOOP side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which JELLY BEANS caused my entire RAINBOWS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNICORNS drug.
I am an active HEAVEN member of a GUMDROPS tourette syndrome association and PUPPIES I am making steps towards RAINBOWS eradicating the public POKéMON view of Tourettes as a SUNSHINE DANDELIONS FLUFFY CLOUD UNICORNS POKéMON "swearing" disorder, because it is HAPPINESS much much more.
I am sorry JOY for "hi-jacking" your entry on SWIMMING POOL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this JELLY BEANS that really SUNSHINE annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PUPPIES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by CANDY editing this SUGAR article. Remember, everything HOCKEY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SUGAR TEDDY BEARS JOY PIKACHU JOY not funny at all.
Thank you SWIMMING POOL for your JELLY BEANS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
GINGERBREAD OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SWIMMING POOL LUV POKéMON FLOWERS CHRISTMAS TREES ROSES POKéMON JELLY BEANS ICE CREAM HEAVEN FLUFFY CLOUD JOY SUNSHINE HOCKEY PIXIES PIKACHU JELLY BEANS JELLY BEANS PEACEFUL SPRINKLES JOY GINGERBREAD SWIMMING POOL DANDELIONS RAINBOWS HAPPINESS ICE CREAM HEAVEN GUMDROPS FLUFFY CLOUD SMILES JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL HOOP DANDELIONS RAINBOWS SPRINKLES BASKETBALL PASTURE HEAVEN PEACEFUL FLOWERS UNICORNS SPRINKLES I LIKE SCHOOL FRIENDS PUPPIES PIXIES GUMDROPS ICE CREAM OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JOY CHRISTMAS TREES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PIXIES POKéMON TEDDY BEARS PASTURE SWIMMING POOL SUNSHINE KITTENS NINTENDOGS BASKETBALL SPRINKLES LOLLIPOPS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.