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edit A LUV Polite Note to the DANDELIONS Author:
I am DANDELIONS 17 years old and FLUFFY CLOUD have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it JELLY BEANS removed or changed as soon as DANDELIONS possible.
Let me tell you SWIMMING POOL about PIXIES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FLUFFY CLOUD Tourettes sufferers SMILES PEACEFUL HAPPINESS NINTENDOGS BASEBALL swear. You can OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! blame television for always focusing on the FOOTBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of SPRINKLES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or CANDY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FOOTBALL jerk.
- Tourettes is no UNICORNS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FRIENDS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FOOTBALL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! cure, and the I LIKE SCHOOL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SPRINKLES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which JELLY BEANS caused my entire PIXIES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ROSES drug.
I am an active KITTENS member of a DANDELIONS tourette syndrome association and DANDELIONS I am making steps towards SPRINKLES eradicating the public FLUFFY CLOUD view of Tourettes as a CHRISTMAS TREES PIXIES FLOWERS HEAVEN I LIKE SCHOOL "swearing" disorder, because it is PEACEFUL much much more.
I am sorry LOLLIPOPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on PIXIES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this JOY that really HAPPINESS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FLUFFY CLOUD tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by RAINBOWS editing this FOOTBALL article. Remember, everything SMILES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is NINTENDOGS UNICORNS CANDY BASEBALL ICE CREAM not funny at all.
Thank you HEAVEN for your SMILES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.