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edit A PASTURE Polite Note to the SWIMMING POOL Author:
I am LOLLIPOPS 17 years old and BASKETBALL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASKETBALL HOOP removed or changed as soon as KITTENS possible.
Let me tell you SPRINKLES about SUNSHINE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SPRINKLES Tourettes sufferers GINGERBREAD LUV JELLY BEANS CHRISTMAS TREES SMILES swear. You can HEAVEN blame television for always focusing on the RAINBOWS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of I LIKE SCHOOL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or LOLLIPOPS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee I LIKE SCHOOL jerk.
- Tourettes is no FLOWERS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at RAINBOWS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become TEDDY BEARS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no DANDELIONS cure, and the ICE CREAM drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which GINGERBREAD caused my entire ROSES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FOOTBALL drug.
I am an active FLOWERS member of a HEAVEN tourette syndrome association and BASKETBALL I am making steps towards LUV eradicating the public FLOWERS view of Tourettes as a CHRISTMAS TREES GUMDROPS CANDY GINGERBREAD OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! "swearing" disorder, because it is HAPPINESS much much more.
I am sorry SPRINKLES for "hi-jacking" your entry on UNICORNS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASEBALL that really FOOTBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all GUMDROPS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PIXIES editing this SUNSHINE article. Remember, everything TEDDY BEARS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SPRINKLES FOOTBALL HOCKEY BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL not funny at all.
Thank you LOLLIPOPS for your BASKETBALL HOOP time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
GUMDROPS SPRINKLES NINTENDOGS SWIMMING POOL KITTENS PIXIES SUGAR FOOTBALL LUV TEDDY BEARS FLUFFY CLOUD SUNSHINE HAPPINESS FLUFFY CLOUD HAPPINESS BASEBALL PASTURE GUMDROPS SMILES BASEBALL BASKETBALL GUMDROPS BASKETBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SUNSHINE HEAVEN LOLLIPOPS PASTURE BASKETBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SWIMMING POOL LUV SWIMMING POOL PIXIES PUPPIES SPRINKLES ROSES FOOTBALL PIXIES SMILES PEACEFUL PIKACHU ICE CREAM CHRISTMAS TREES BASEBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL HOOP HOCKEY PUPPIES GINGERBREAD DANDELIONS LOLLIPOPS CANDY ICE CREAM BASKETBALL RAINBOWS UNICORNS PASTURE NINTENDOGS BASKETBALL FLUFFY CLOUD SUNSHINE BASKETBALL SUNSHINE FOOTBALL RAINBOWS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.