Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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edit A FLUFFY CLOUD Polite Note to the PIKACHU Author:

I am DANDELIONS 17 years old and JELLY BEANS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASKETBALL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it LOLLIPOPS removed or changed as soon as GUMDROPS possible.

Let me tell you GUMDROPS about SPRINKLES Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SUGAR Tourettes sufferers OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLUFFY CLOUD HOCKEY CANDY UNICORNS swear. You can FLUFFY CLOUD blame television for always focusing on the JELLY BEANS bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of HAPPINESS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or JELLY BEANS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FLOWERS jerk.
  • Tourettes is no SWIMMING POOL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SPRINKLES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become I LIKE SCHOOL depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no JOY cure, and the SMILES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASEBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PEACEFUL caused my entire PASTURE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASKETBALL HOOP drug.

I am an active HEAVEN member of a PASTURE tourette syndrome association and RAINBOWS I am making steps towards LUV eradicating the public GINGERBREAD view of Tourettes as a PASTURE PIXIES KITTENS FLOWERS PUPPIES "swearing" disorder, because it is PIXIES much much more.

I am sorry GINGERBREAD for "hi-jacking" your entry on POKéMON uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GINGERBREAD that really SPRINKLES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all KITTENS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLOWERS editing this OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! article. Remember, everything ICE CREAM here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is JOY HOCKEY GINGERBREAD BASEBALL HAPPINESS not funny at all.

Thank you DANDELIONS for your SPRINKLES time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

SUNSHINE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! KITTENS FLUFFY CLOUD KITTENS NINTENDOGS PIXIES HAPPINESS POKéMON PIKACHU PIXIES JOY FLOWERS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LOLLIPOPS HOCKEY KITTENS JOY PIXIES SUNSHINE SUGAR PUPPIES ROSES KITTENS HEAVEN ICE CREAM SPRINKLES LUV LUV LUV I LIKE SCHOOL PEACEFUL HAPPINESS PIKACHU TEDDY BEARS DANDELIONS CHRISTMAS TREES PIXIES LUV SPRINKLES FRIENDS ROSES POKéMON GINGERBREAD LUV NINTENDOGS FLUFFY CLOUD CANDY RAINBOWS KITTENS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ROSES SPRINKLES TEDDY BEARS BASKETBALL HOOP FRIENDS LUV SUGAR BASEBALL BASKETBALL HOOP GUMDROPS UNICORNS CANDY PIXIES UNICORNS SUNSHINE !!!?!?!?!?


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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.
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