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edit A I LIKE SCHOOL Polite Note to the PUPPIES Author:
I am ICE CREAM 17 years old and DANDELIONS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SUNSHINE article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SUNSHINE removed or changed as soon as FRIENDS possible.
Let me tell you UNICORNS about SPRINKLES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of HAPPINESS Tourettes sufferers TEDDY BEARS HOCKEY PUPPIES SMILES FLOWERS swear. You can ROSES blame television for always focusing on the GUMDROPS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of UNICORNS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASEBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASKETBALL HOOP jerk.
- Tourettes is no BASKETBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HEAVEN school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FOOTBALL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SUGAR cure, and the UNICORNS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SMILES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ROSES caused my entire HEAVEN body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the TEDDY BEARS drug.
I am an active FLUFFY CLOUD member of a HEAVEN tourette syndrome association and UNICORNS I am making steps towards CANDY eradicating the public SPRINKLES view of Tourettes as a JOY HEAVEN KITTENS SMILES FRIENDS "swearing" disorder, because it is FOOTBALL much much more.
I am sorry HAPPINESS for "hi-jacking" your entry on SUNSHINE uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PASTURE that really FLUFFY CLOUD annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASKETBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by CANDY editing this ICE CREAM article. Remember, everything SMILES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is LUV SPRINKLES HEAVEN HAPPINESS CANDY not funny at all.
Thank you KITTENS for your PASTURE time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
ROSES TEDDY BEARS GUMDROPS PEACEFUL GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL PIKACHU PUPPIES TEDDY BEARS HEAVEN PEACEFUL SMILES CHRISTMAS TREES HOCKEY SWIMMING POOL UNICORNS SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS PUPPIES JOY NINTENDOGS JOY PUPPIES GUMDROPS ICE CREAM FLOWERS SUNSHINE BASKETBALL HOOP KITTENS PASTURE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LOLLIPOPS SWIMMING POOL FRIENDS PUPPIES SPRINKLES BASKETBALL HOOP TEDDY BEARS JOY FLOWERS LUV FRIENDS FLOWERS PIXIES RAINBOWS HAPPINESS SMILES GUMDROPS CANDY PIKACHU UNICORNS FLUFFY CLOUD LOLLIPOPS NINTENDOGS PASTURE HAPPINESS ROSES PIXIES SMILES FLUFFY CLOUD PUPPIES BASKETBALL SUNSHINE PASTURE DANDELIONS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.