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edit A SUGAR Polite Note to the SUNSHINE Author:
I am I LIKE SCHOOL 17 years old and HAPPINESS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your GINGERBREAD article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ROSES removed or changed as soon as FRIENDS possible.
Let me tell you TEDDY BEARS about PASTURE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of UNICORNS Tourettes sufferers JOY FRIENDS BASKETBALL POKéMON LOLLIPOPS swear. You can JELLY BEANS blame television for always focusing on the FLUFFY CLOUD bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of SPRINKLES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or LOLLIPOPS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee UNICORNS jerk.
- Tourettes is no FLUFFY CLOUD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at NINTENDOGS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become POKéMON depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SUNSHINE cure, and the BASKETBALL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PIKACHU side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which FLUFFY CLOUD caused my entire FRIENDS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SUNSHINE drug.
I am an active BASEBALL member of a ROSES tourette syndrome association and FLUFFY CLOUD I am making steps towards OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! eradicating the public BASKETBALL view of Tourettes as a BASKETBALL HAPPINESS LOLLIPOPS TEDDY BEARS GINGERBREAD "swearing" disorder, because it is PEACEFUL much much more.
I am sorry LUV for "hi-jacking" your entry on RAINBOWS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this ICE CREAM that really HAPPINESS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SWIMMING POOL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASKETBALL editing this FLUFFY CLOUD article. Remember, everything BASKETBALL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is TEDDY BEARS I LIKE SCHOOL BASEBALL HAPPINESS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! not funny at all.
Thank you ICE CREAM for your FOOTBALL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
KITTENS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL HOOP JELLY BEANS FLOWERS FLUFFY CLOUD UNICORNS HOCKEY PIXIES SUGAR HAPPINESS POKéMON UNICORNS GUMDROPS BASKETBALL HOOP KITTENS FRIENDS UNICORNS CANDY UNICORNS HAPPINESS JELLY BEANS PUPPIES SWIMMING POOL PUPPIES SUNSHINE CHRISTMAS TREES LOLLIPOPS BASKETBALL HOOP CHRISTMAS TREES SMILES PIKACHU SMILES LOLLIPOPS KITTENS PIXIES KITTENS I LIKE SCHOOL ICE CREAM JELLY BEANS SWIMMING POOL BASKETBALL ICE CREAM ROSES JOY ROSES UNICORNS PUPPIES HOCKEY ROSES ICE CREAM GINGERBREAD PEACEFUL PUPPIES FLOWERS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! KITTENS FLUFFY CLOUD CHRISTMAS TREES FRIENDS ICE CREAM PIXIES ROSES ROSES PIXIES I LIKE SCHOOL !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.