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edit A SMILES Polite Note to the PASTURE Author:

I am FRIENDS 17 years old and BASKETBALL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SPRINKLES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PIXIES removed or changed as soon as HOCKEY possible.

Let me tell you OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! about SUNSHINE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of POKéMON Tourettes sufferers BASKETBALL SUNSHINE SPRINKLES LOLLIPOPS DANDELIONS swear. You can OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! blame television for always focusing on the LUV bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of HAPPINESS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SPRINKLES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HOCKEY jerk.
  • Tourettes is no UNICORNS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ICE CREAM school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ROSES depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no POKéMON cure, and the CHRISTMAS TREES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ROSES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which I LIKE SCHOOL caused my entire SPRINKLES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SUNSHINE drug.

I am an active LUV member of a RAINBOWS tourette syndrome association and FOOTBALL I am making steps towards BASKETBALL HOOP eradicating the public DANDELIONS view of Tourettes as a FOOTBALL DANDELIONS UNICORNS BASKETBALL HOOP GINGERBREAD "swearing" disorder, because it is UNICORNS much much more.

I am sorry SUGAR for "hi-jacking" your entry on SUNSHINE uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GUMDROPS that really DANDELIONS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ICE CREAM tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASKETBALL HOOP editing this BASKETBALL article. Remember, everything POKéMON here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PASTURE JELLY BEANS POKéMON SPRINKLES FRIENDS not funny at all.

Thank you JOY for your SMILES time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

UNICORNS PEACEFUL JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL JELLY BEANS JOY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TEDDY BEARS FLUFFY CLOUD GINGERBREAD PASTURE SUNSHINE DANDELIONS PUPPIES NINTENDOGS PUPPIES BASKETBALL SMILES PEACEFUL LOLLIPOPS BASKETBALL KITTENS PUPPIES BASEBALL SPRINKLES FLUFFY CLOUD LOLLIPOPS SMILES ROSES SWIMMING POOL PUPPIES LUV RAINBOWS LOLLIPOPS NINTENDOGS UNICORNS ROSES FLUFFY CLOUD NINTENDOGS TEDDY BEARS ICE CREAM HOCKEY KITTENS FRIENDS KITTENS PEACEFUL CANDY ICE CREAM JELLY BEANS UNICORNS JELLY BEANS TEDDY BEARS LOLLIPOPS PASTURE I LIKE SCHOOL RAINBOWS ROSES KITTENS TEDDY BEARS JELLY BEANS FLOWERS PASTURE ROSES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TEDDY BEARS FOOTBALL !!!?!?!?!?


Nuvola apps important Article written in the style of its subject
This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.
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