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edit A PASTURE Polite Note to the SMILES Author:
I am PEACEFUL 17 years old and ICE CREAM have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your LUV article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it LUV removed or changed as soon as KITTENS possible.
Let me tell you SPRINKLES about PUPPIES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of POKéMON Tourettes sufferers ICE CREAM OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TEDDY BEARS NINTENDOGS SMILES swear. You can UNICORNS blame television for always focusing on the FLUFFY CLOUD bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of UNICORNS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HEAVEN "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee CANDY jerk.
- Tourettes is no TEDDY BEARS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at LOLLIPOPS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become RAINBOWS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no PUPPIES cure, and the GINGERBREAD drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse KITTENS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PIXIES caused my entire PEACEFUL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ROSES drug.
I am an active PUPPIES member of a ICE CREAM tourette syndrome association and POKéMON I am making steps towards HOCKEY eradicating the public CHRISTMAS TREES view of Tourettes as a JELLY BEANS LOLLIPOPS DANDELIONS HOCKEY I LIKE SCHOOL "swearing" disorder, because it is SMILES much much more.
I am sorry SUGAR for "hi-jacking" your entry on LOLLIPOPS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FRIENDS that really UNICORNS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all RAINBOWS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by CANDY editing this UNICORNS article. Remember, everything SMILES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FOOTBALL SMILES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HEAVEN FOOTBALL not funny at all.
Thank you JELLY BEANS for your KITTENS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
LUV PEACEFUL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ICE CREAM FLUFFY CLOUD OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! DANDELIONS BASKETBALL BASEBALL HAPPINESS RAINBOWS GINGERBREAD LUV PIKACHU GUMDROPS BASEBALL BASKETBALL HOOP LOLLIPOPS GINGERBREAD RAINBOWS GINGERBREAD HEAVEN PIXIES HOCKEY SMILES KITTENS JOY HAPPINESS PASTURE FOOTBALL CANDY CANDY HOCKEY PASTURE HOCKEY HAPPINESS CHRISTMAS TREES SUNSHINE JOY RAINBOWS ICE CREAM CANDY SPRINKLES FRIENDS SUNSHINE PASTURE CHRISTMAS TREES SMILES UNICORNS FLUFFY CLOUD SWIMMING POOL KITTENS PEACEFUL UNICORNS PUPPIES SUGAR SMILES JELLY BEANS SUNSHINE SUNSHINE POKéMON ICE CREAM NINTENDOGS SMILES LOLLIPOPS ROSES !!!?!?!?!?
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