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edit A LOLLIPOPS Polite Note to the CHRISTMAS TREES Author:
I am BASKETBALL HOOP 17 years old and BASKETBALL HOOP have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FOOTBALL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASEBALL removed or changed as soon as GUMDROPS possible.
Let me tell you FLOWERS about RAINBOWS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SUNSHINE Tourettes sufferers KITTENS ICE CREAM BASKETBALL FLUFFY CLOUD UNICORNS swear. You can I LIKE SCHOOL blame television for always focusing on the GINGERBREAD bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of LOLLIPOPS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SPRINKLES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LUV jerk.
- Tourettes is no CANDY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASKETBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FRIENDS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no HOCKEY cure, and the GUMDROPS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASKETBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HOCKEY caused my entire SMILES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the NINTENDOGS drug.
I am an active SPRINKLES member of a SUGAR tourette syndrome association and ICE CREAM I am making steps towards BASEBALL eradicating the public BASEBALL view of Tourettes as a SMILES UNICORNS POKéMON SUGAR BASKETBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is GUMDROPS much much more.
I am sorry NINTENDOGS for "hi-jacking" your entry on GUMDROPS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SUGAR that really ICE CREAM annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by UNICORNS editing this UNICORNS article. Remember, everything OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is RAINBOWS SPRINKLES BASKETBALL JELLY BEANS SPRINKLES not funny at all.
Thank you PUPPIES for your PASTURE time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
DANDELIONS LUV BASKETBALL HOOP HOCKEY CHRISTMAS TREES HOCKEY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! NINTENDOGS KITTENS JELLY BEANS HOCKEY ROSES FLUFFY CLOUD PEACEFUL FRIENDS JELLY BEANS PIXIES BASEBALL CANDY HOCKEY LUV UNICORNS FOOTBALL I LIKE SCHOOL I LIKE SCHOOL SUGAR FLUFFY CLOUD JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL CHRISTMAS TREES HOCKEY PIXIES SUGAR SUGAR UNICORNS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SWIMMING POOL UNICORNS BASKETBALL ROSES TEDDY BEARS BASKETBALL LOLLIPOPS GUMDROPS PUPPIES I LIKE SCHOOL BASKETBALL HAPPINESS PIXIES JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL KITTENS PIKACHU JELLY BEANS HAPPINESS PIXIES TEDDY BEARS FLOWERS PUPPIES HOCKEY ROSES HEAVEN SUNSHINE UNICORNS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.