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edit A CHRISTMAS TREES Polite Note to the SWIMMING POOL Author:
I am PASTURE 17 years old and FOOTBALL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your I LIKE SCHOOL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SMILES removed or changed as soon as FLUFFY CLOUD possible.
Let me tell you HOCKEY about ROSES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of NINTENDOGS Tourettes sufferers FLOWERS PIXIES SWIMMING POOL UNICORNS HAPPINESS swear. You can LUV blame television for always focusing on the FLOWERS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of FRIENDS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HEAVEN "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FOOTBALL jerk.
- Tourettes is no HEAVEN laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at POKéMON school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become UNICORNS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no TEDDY BEARS cure, and the DANDELIONS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASKETBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PEACEFUL caused my entire KITTENS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FLUFFY CLOUD drug.
I am an active GINGERBREAD member of a SUNSHINE tourette syndrome association and LOLLIPOPS I am making steps towards PIKACHU eradicating the public SWIMMING POOL view of Tourettes as a HAPPINESS ROSES FRIENDS HEAVEN SPRINKLES "swearing" disorder, because it is PUPPIES much much more.
I am sorry LUV for "hi-jacking" your entry on HAPPINESS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! that really BASKETBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all HEAVEN tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SMILES editing this CANDY article. Remember, everything SUNSHINE here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is POKéMON BASKETBALL CHRISTMAS TREES HOCKEY TEDDY BEARS not funny at all.
Thank you HEAVEN for your SPRINKLES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SPRINKLES GINGERBREAD LOLLIPOPS FOOTBALL FRIENDS PASTURE SMILES BASKETBALL HOOP GUMDROPS BASKETBALL HOOP PIXIES ROSES GUMDROPS CHRISTMAS TREES HAPPINESS DANDELIONS GINGERBREAD FOOTBALL ICE CREAM CANDY JOY LOLLIPOPS UNICORNS PASTURE GUMDROPS CANDY PASTURE NINTENDOGS CANDY PIXIES JELLY BEANS HAPPINESS TEDDY BEARS GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL SPRINKLES FLUFFY CLOUD FRIENDS FOOTBALL SMILES FRIENDS PEACEFUL I LIKE SCHOOL PASTURE LUV SUGAR FOOTBALL JOY GUMDROPS DANDELIONS ICE CREAM OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! KITTENS ICE CREAM RAINBOWS PIKACHU FRIENDS JOY ICE CREAM KITTENS SUNSHINE GINGERBREAD OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! KITTENS I LIKE SCHOOL !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.