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edit A CHRISTMAS TREES Polite Note to the PIXIES Author:
I am SWIMMING POOL 17 years old and PASTURE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FOOTBALL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HOCKEY removed or changed as soon as PIXIES possible.
Let me tell you SWIMMING POOL about BASKETBALL HOOP Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FRIENDS Tourettes sufferers HOCKEY POKéMON SPRINKLES JOY SWIMMING POOL swear. You can SMILES blame television for always focusing on the SPRINKLES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of GINGERBREAD Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FLUFFY CLOUD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SWIMMING POOL jerk.
- Tourettes is no CHRISTMAS TREES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASKETBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become I LIKE SCHOOL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no HEAVEN cure, and the PIKACHU drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse POKéMON side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which GUMDROPS caused my entire UNICORNS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the JOY drug.
I am an active JOY member of a NINTENDOGS tourette syndrome association and NINTENDOGS I am making steps towards SPRINKLES eradicating the public TEDDY BEARS view of Tourettes as a SPRINKLES HOCKEY HOCKEY LOLLIPOPS FRIENDS "swearing" disorder, because it is RAINBOWS much much more.
I am sorry SPRINKLES for "hi-jacking" your entry on KITTENS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PEACEFUL that really RAINBOWS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SUGAR editing this BASKETBALL article. Remember, everything JELLY BEANS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CHRISTMAS TREES POKéMON FLUFFY CLOUD KITTENS ICE CREAM not funny at all.
Thank you SUNSHINE for your UNICORNS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
ICE CREAM BASKETBALL PEACEFUL TEDDY BEARS TEDDY BEARS DANDELIONS RAINBOWS UNICORNS LUV HAPPINESS FRIENDS CHRISTMAS TREES GINGERBREAD ICE CREAM OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FOOTBALL SPRINKLES GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL I LIKE SCHOOL BASKETBALL PASTURE BASKETBALL CHRISTMAS TREES JOY PEACEFUL TEDDY BEARS FOOTBALL GUMDROPS SWIMMING POOL JOY SWIMMING POOL SUNSHINE FLUFFY CLOUD LOLLIPOPS HEAVEN RAINBOWS JELLY BEANS CANDY SUGAR NINTENDOGS SUGAR ROSES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! KITTENS FLOWERS HOCKEY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HAPPINESS SMILES JOY RAINBOWS CHRISTMAS TREES CHRISTMAS TREES JOY CHRISTMAS TREES ROSES CANDY LOLLIPOPS TEDDY BEARS SMILES PIXIES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLUFFY CLOUD GINGERBREAD GINGERBREAD !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.