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edit A SUNSHINE Polite Note to the GINGERBREAD Author:
I am FOOTBALL 17 years old and I LIKE SCHOOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your RAINBOWS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASKETBALL removed or changed as soon as UNICORNS possible.
Let me tell you FOOTBALL about PASTURE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of HOCKEY Tourettes sufferers PEACEFUL FLOWERS TEDDY BEARS HAPPINESS RAINBOWS swear. You can SUGAR blame television for always focusing on the DANDELIONS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PIKACHU Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FRIENDS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASEBALL jerk.
- Tourettes is no CANDY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at GUMDROPS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become HEAVEN depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no PASTURE cure, and the FOOTBALL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FLOWERS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LOLLIPOPS caused my entire ICE CREAM body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! drug.
I am an active CANDY member of a CANDY tourette syndrome association and JOY I am making steps towards CHRISTMAS TREES eradicating the public I LIKE SCHOOL view of Tourettes as a JELLY BEANS I LIKE SCHOOL PASTURE SPRINKLES BASEBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is NINTENDOGS much much more.
I am sorry BASEBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on KITTENS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this KITTENS that really FRIENDS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASKETBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by ICE CREAM editing this FRIENDS article. Remember, everything FRIENDS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CHRISTMAS TREES PASTURE ICE CREAM JOY PUPPIES not funny at all.
Thank you FLUFFY CLOUD for your GINGERBREAD time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
GINGERBREAD SUGAR SPRINKLES GUMDROPS UNICORNS HAPPINESS HAPPINESS HEAVEN CANDY UNICORNS CANDY GUMDROPS FLUFFY CLOUD ROSES KITTENS CHRISTMAS TREES PIKACHU BASKETBALL CANDY FLUFFY CLOUD SWIMMING POOL SUNSHINE GUMDROPS SUNSHINE JOY PEACEFUL NINTENDOGS PASTURE LOLLIPOPS NINTENDOGS BASEBALL SUGAR GUMDROPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HEAVEN BASKETBALL HOOP FLUFFY CLOUD PIXIES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PEACEFUL HAPPINESS SUGAR GUMDROPS CHRISTMAS TREES UNICORNS SPRINKLES DANDELIONS FLOWERS BASKETBALL HOOP HAPPINESS SUGAR PEACEFUL HAPPINESS PUPPIES I LIKE SCHOOL SUNSHINE FRIENDS SMILES LOLLIPOPS TEDDY BEARS HEAVEN DANDELIONS PIKACHU BASKETBALL PEACEFUL UNICORNS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.