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edit A CANDY Polite Note to the UNICORNS Author:
I am SUGAR 17 years old and BASKETBALL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PIKACHU article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ROSES removed or changed as soon as JOY possible.
Let me tell you SWIMMING POOL about LUV Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PEACEFUL Tourettes sufferers LOLLIPOPS ICE CREAM UNICORNS TEDDY BEARS KITTENS swear. You can I LIKE SCHOOL blame television for always focusing on the SWIMMING POOL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of UNICORNS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or CANDY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LUV jerk.
- Tourettes is no PUPPIES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASEBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PEACEFUL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no GUMDROPS cure, and the NINTENDOGS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse NINTENDOGS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which NINTENDOGS caused my entire PIXIES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CHRISTMAS TREES drug.
I am an active FOOTBALL member of a JOY tourette syndrome association and SUNSHINE I am making steps towards HAPPINESS eradicating the public FOOTBALL view of Tourettes as a RAINBOWS HEAVEN SWIMMING POOL LUV LOLLIPOPS "swearing" disorder, because it is KITTENS much much more.
I am sorry CHRISTMAS TREES for "hi-jacking" your entry on PIXIES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HOCKEY that really FLUFFY CLOUD annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FRIENDS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLOWERS editing this CHRISTMAS TREES article. Remember, everything SUNSHINE here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SUNSHINE HEAVEN CHRISTMAS TREES PASTURE SUGAR not funny at all.
Thank you PIKACHU for your FLOWERS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.