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edit A TEDDY BEARS Polite Note to the RAINBOWS Author:
I am ROSES 17 years old and SUGAR have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your RAINBOWS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HAPPINESS removed or changed as soon as KITTENS possible.
Let me tell you KITTENS about SPRINKLES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of GUMDROPS Tourettes sufferers KITTENS SUNSHINE BASEBALL JELLY BEANS RAINBOWS swear. You can GINGERBREAD blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL HOOP bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of JELLY BEANS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASKETBALL jerk.
- Tourettes is no ROSES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASKETBALL HOOP school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PASTURE depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no JELLY BEANS cure, and the KITTENS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASKETBALL HOOP side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which POKéMON caused my entire HOCKEY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the I LIKE SCHOOL drug.
I am an active FLUFFY CLOUD member of a I LIKE SCHOOL tourette syndrome association and PASTURE I am making steps towards CANDY eradicating the public HAPPINESS view of Tourettes as a BASKETBALL UNICORNS UNICORNS BASKETBALL HOOP PEACEFUL "swearing" disorder, because it is UNICORNS much much more.
I am sorry OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for "hi-jacking" your entry on BASKETBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASEBALL that really LUV annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all GUMDROPS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLOWERS editing this HOCKEY article. Remember, everything BASKETBALL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PEACEFUL LUV JELLY BEANS RAINBOWS PIKACHU not funny at all.
Thank you CHRISTMAS TREES for your ICE CREAM time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.