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I am SUGAR 17 years old and BASKETBALL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASKETBALL HOOP article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HAPPINESS removed or changed as soon as SMILES possible.
Let me tell you JOY about KITTENS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of HOCKEY Tourettes sufferers SUNSHINE TEDDY BEARS BASEBALL CANDY LOLLIPOPS swear. You can NINTENDOGS blame television for always focusing on the I LIKE SCHOOL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of I LIKE SCHOOL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ROSES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PIXIES jerk.
- Tourettes is no PIKACHU laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at TEDDY BEARS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no POKéMON cure, and the JELLY BEANS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PUPPIES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which KITTENS caused my entire FLOWERS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FLUFFY CLOUD drug.
I am an active CHRISTMAS TREES member of a DANDELIONS tourette syndrome association and SUGAR I am making steps towards CHRISTMAS TREES eradicating the public CANDY view of Tourettes as a PUPPIES FLUFFY CLOUD BASEBALL FOOTBALL I LIKE SCHOOL "swearing" disorder, because it is I LIKE SCHOOL much much more.
I am sorry BASEBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on POKéMON uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASKETBALL that really KITTENS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PEACEFUL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by TEDDY BEARS editing this PEACEFUL article. Remember, everything SUGAR here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is GINGERBREAD FLOWERS PEACEFUL PIXIES UNICORNS not funny at all.
Thank you KITTENS for your ICE CREAM time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
HAPPINESS BASKETBALL GINGERBREAD CHRISTMAS TREES FLOWERS KITTENS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HAPPINESS PUPPIES ROSES NINTENDOGS SMILES SPRINKLES PIKACHU PEACEFUL BASKETBALL HEAVEN ROSES CANDY CHRISTMAS TREES FLOWERS UNICORNS LUV SPRINKLES JELLY BEANS SMILES LUV HAPPINESS NINTENDOGS SUNSHINE DANDELIONS PUPPIES FOOTBALL FLUFFY CLOUD TEDDY BEARS POKéMON DANDELIONS JELLY BEANS UNICORNS SUGAR FOOTBALL KITTENS POKéMON HOCKEY TEDDY BEARS PEACEFUL GINGERBREAD HOCKEY NINTENDOGS SPRINKLES HAPPINESS FLOWERS BASKETBALL PEACEFUL RAINBOWS JOY DANDELIONS RAINBOWS TEDDY BEARS JELLY BEANS SPRINKLES PASTURE HOCKEY SPRINKLES HAPPINESS TEDDY BEARS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.