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edit A SUGAR Polite Note to the SWIMMING POOL Author:
I am SWIMMING POOL 17 years old and I LIKE SCHOOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASKETBALL HOOP article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it UNICORNS removed or changed as soon as ICE CREAM possible.
Let me tell you SPRINKLES about BASKETBALL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FRIENDS Tourettes sufferers PIXIES I LIKE SCHOOL GINGERBREAD ICE CREAM OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! swear. You can FLOWERS blame television for always focusing on the JELLY BEANS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of HOCKEY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or UNICORNS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee CANDY jerk.
- Tourettes is no I LIKE SCHOOL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at KITTENS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no PIKACHU cure, and the BASKETBALL HOOP drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SPRINKLES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HOCKEY caused my entire HEAVEN body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASEBALL drug.
I am an active ICE CREAM member of a GINGERBREAD tourette syndrome association and UNICORNS I am making steps towards BASKETBALL eradicating the public ROSES view of Tourettes as a NINTENDOGS BASKETBALL TEDDY BEARS BASEBALL BASKETBALL HOOP "swearing" disorder, because it is ROSES much much more.
I am sorry SMILES for "hi-jacking" your entry on RAINBOWS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASEBALL that really FOOTBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SUNSHINE tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by I LIKE SCHOOL editing this SWIMMING POOL article. Remember, everything HAPPINESS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is GUMDROPS SPRINKLES LOLLIPOPS SUGAR FOOTBALL not funny at all.
Thank you FRIENDS for your NINTENDOGS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
I LIKE SCHOOL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SWIMMING POOL SPRINKLES KITTENS SUGAR UNICORNS LUV BASEBALL PEACEFUL I LIKE SCHOOL FRIENDS SUGAR PIKACHU PASTURE PEACEFUL GUMDROPS PASTURE FOOTBALL PASTURE BASKETBALL PIXIES TEDDY BEARS UNICORNS SUGAR OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SPRINKLES POKéMON DANDELIONS HAPPINESS SPRINKLES KITTENS FLOWERS FLOWERS DANDELIONS SWIMMING POOL NINTENDOGS GINGERBREAD FLOWERS BASKETBALL HOOP ROSES GUMDROPS CANDY I LIKE SCHOOL DANDELIONS SPRINKLES BASEBALL JELLY BEANS PIXIES HEAVEN BASKETBALL FOOTBALL FLOWERS GINGERBREAD JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL HOOP I LIKE SCHOOL PASTURE HAPPINESS KITTENS JELLY BEANS KITTENS NINTENDOGS HAPPINESS CANDY SUGAR !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.