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edit A TEDDY BEARS Polite Note to the LUV Author:

I am GINGERBREAD 17 years old and PIKACHU have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your JOY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PIKACHU removed or changed as soon as PUPPIES possible.

Let me tell you FLUFFY CLOUD about HEAVEN Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BASKETBALL HOOP Tourettes sufferers BASEBALL PIXIES FLOWERS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! UNICORNS swear. You can LUV blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL HOOP bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of FRIENDS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ROSES jerk.
  • Tourettes is no SUNSHINE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ROSES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SMILES depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no SMILES cure, and the SUGAR drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PEACEFUL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which FLUFFY CLOUD caused my entire SWIMMING POOL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNICORNS drug.

I am an active PUPPIES member of a SUNSHINE tourette syndrome association and LUV I am making steps towards BASKETBALL eradicating the public HEAVEN view of Tourettes as a SWIMMING POOL NINTENDOGS SMILES KITTENS POKéMON "swearing" disorder, because it is PIXIES much much more.

I am sorry FLUFFY CLOUD for "hi-jacking" your entry on LUV uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASKETBALL that really PASTURE annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASEBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PEACEFUL editing this GINGERBREAD article. Remember, everything FOOTBALL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CHRISTMAS TREES PEACEFUL HEAVEN GUMDROPS FOOTBALL not funny at all.

Thank you KITTENS for your UNICORNS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Nuvola apps important Article written in the style of its subject
This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.
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