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edit A BASKETBALL HOOP Polite Note to the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Author:
I am ICE CREAM 17 years old and POKéMON have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SUNSHINE article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SWIMMING POOL removed or changed as soon as I LIKE SCHOOL possible.
Let me tell you ICE CREAM about OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of LOLLIPOPS Tourettes sufferers BASKETBALL PUPPIES HEAVEN ICE CREAM KITTENS swear. You can PIXIES blame television for always focusing on the NINTENDOGS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of DANDELIONS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SPRINKLES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SPRINKLES jerk.
- Tourettes is no PIXIES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at CANDY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PUPPIES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! cure, and the KITTENS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASKETBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ROSES caused my entire LUV body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASKETBALL drug.
I am an active FRIENDS member of a PEACEFUL tourette syndrome association and PIKACHU I am making steps towards ICE CREAM eradicating the public DANDELIONS view of Tourettes as a KITTENS I LIKE SCHOOL LUV ICE CREAM PIKACHU "swearing" disorder, because it is FLOWERS much much more.
I am sorry PUPPIES for "hi-jacking" your entry on POKéMON uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this LOLLIPOPS that really HAPPINESS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SUGAR tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by NINTENDOGS editing this LOLLIPOPS article. Remember, everything UNICORNS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PEACEFUL I LIKE SCHOOL HEAVEN BASKETBALL FLUFFY CLOUD not funny at all.
Thank you BASKETBALL for your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.