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edit A FRIENDS Polite Note to the FLOWERS Author:
I am UNICORNS 17 years old and NINTENDOGS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your NINTENDOGS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it I LIKE SCHOOL removed or changed as soon as FLOWERS possible.
Let me tell you KITTENS about GUMDROPS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CANDY Tourettes sufferers CHRISTMAS TREES UNICORNS NINTENDOGS HOCKEY ICE CREAM swear. You can BASEBALL blame television for always focusing on the NINTENDOGS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of BASKETBALL HOOP Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or GINGERBREAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ICE CREAM jerk.
- Tourettes is no RAINBOWS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at RAINBOWS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SUNSHINE depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no FOOTBALL cure, and the SWIMMING POOL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PEACEFUL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASKETBALL HOOP caused my entire BASKETBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HEAVEN drug.
I am an active GINGERBREAD member of a KITTENS tourette syndrome association and HAPPINESS I am making steps towards PIKACHU eradicating the public FRIENDS view of Tourettes as a GINGERBREAD UNICORNS PIKACHU BASEBALL BASKETBALL HOOP "swearing" disorder, because it is PIKACHU much much more.
I am sorry FRIENDS for "hi-jacking" your entry on NINTENDOGS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PIKACHU that really OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SWIMMING POOL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by I LIKE SCHOOL editing this KITTENS article. Remember, everything KITTENS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CANDY BASEBALL DANDELIONS SUNSHINE GUMDROPS not funny at all.
Thank you FRIENDS for your HAPPINESS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.