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edit A RAINBOWS Polite Note to the PUPPIES Author:

I am FOOTBALL 17 years old and ROSES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PASTURE article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it GINGERBREAD removed or changed as soon as BASEBALL possible.

Let me tell you OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! about GINGERBREAD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of PASTURE Tourettes sufferers KITTENS BASKETBALL SPRINKLES JOY FOOTBALL swear. You can LOLLIPOPS blame television for always focusing on the PEACEFUL bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of NINTENDOGS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or UNICORNS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee CANDY jerk.
  • Tourettes is no OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at UNICORNS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PASTURE depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no HEAVEN cure, and the I LIKE SCHOOL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse KITTENS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which FLOWERS caused my entire TEDDY BEARS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ROSES drug.

I am an active NINTENDOGS member of a PEACEFUL tourette syndrome association and BASKETBALL HOOP I am making steps towards FRIENDS eradicating the public PUPPIES view of Tourettes as a DANDELIONS HEAVEN FLOWERS JOY I LIKE SCHOOL "swearing" disorder, because it is BASEBALL much much more.

I am sorry SUGAR for "hi-jacking" your entry on POKéMON uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PIXIES that really I LIKE SCHOOL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ICE CREAM tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HOCKEY editing this SPRINKLES article. Remember, everything SUGAR here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ROSES BASKETBALL BASKETBALL SMILES CANDY not funny at all.

Thank you POKéMON for your I LIKE SCHOOL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

GUMDROPS ROSES SMILES FLOWERS PASTURE PIKACHU OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PASTURE NINTENDOGS BASKETBALL HEAVEN POKéMON LUV OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JOY FLUFFY CLOUD PUPPIES SUGAR FOOTBALL FLUFFY CLOUD JELLY BEANS LOLLIPOPS HAPPINESS RAINBOWS GUMDROPS CANDY SMILES PIXIES PEACEFUL PASTURE SUGAR GUMDROPS PASTURE PIXIES CHRISTMAS TREES SMILES PIKACHU RAINBOWS UNICORNS BASKETBALL FRIENDS PUPPIES BASKETBALL BASEBALL PIXIES FLUFFY CLOUD BASKETBALL HEAVEN HAPPINESS BASKETBALL ROSES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SMILES FOOTBALL PEACEFUL PUPPIES TEDDY BEARS HEAVEN LUV PIKACHU KITTENS GINGERBREAD PIXIES CANDY ICE CREAM FOOTBALL !!!?!?!?!?


Nuvola apps important Article written in the style of its subject
This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.
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