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edit A ROSES Polite Note to the NINTENDOGS Author:
I am ICE CREAM 17 years old and SPRINKLES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FRIENDS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it LOLLIPOPS removed or changed as soon as CHRISTMAS TREES possible.
Let me tell you NINTENDOGS about GINGERBREAD Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of JELLY BEANS Tourettes sufferers LUV CHRISTMAS TREES RAINBOWS PASTURE PEACEFUL swear. You can DANDELIONS blame television for always focusing on the PEACEFUL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of KITTENS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HAPPINESS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee UNICORNS jerk.
- Tourettes is no BASEBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at JELLY BEANS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PIKACHU depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no FOOTBALL cure, and the UNICORNS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which TEDDY BEARS caused my entire SUGAR body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the I LIKE SCHOOL drug.
I am an active TEDDY BEARS member of a HAPPINESS tourette syndrome association and KITTENS I am making steps towards BASEBALL eradicating the public FLOWERS view of Tourettes as a ROSES KITTENS SUGAR SWIMMING POOL FRIENDS "swearing" disorder, because it is CHRISTMAS TREES much much more.
I am sorry FOOTBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on HOCKEY uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SWIMMING POOL that really SUGAR annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all HAPPINESS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLUFFY CLOUD editing this SUNSHINE article. Remember, everything CANDY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SWIMMING POOL FLOWERS UNICORNS KITTENS HOCKEY not funny at all.
Thank you PUPPIES for your NINTENDOGS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
FOOTBALL SMILES BASKETBALL HOOP BASEBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ICE CREAM SMILES CANDY SMILES ROSES FOOTBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JOY SUGAR I LIKE SCHOOL FOOTBALL HAPPINESS LOLLIPOPS BASKETBALL HOOP PIXIES FRIENDS CHRISTMAS TREES BASEBALL SUGAR UNICORNS BASEBALL KITTENS PEACEFUL PIXIES JELLY BEANS KITTENS PEACEFUL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HAPPINESS JELLY BEANS GINGERBREAD NINTENDOGS SPRINKLES SUNSHINE BASEBALL KITTENS FOOTBALL FOOTBALL KITTENS SWIMMING POOL GUMDROPS SUNSHINE FLUFFY CLOUD HOCKEY CHRISTMAS TREES I LIKE SCHOOL RAINBOWS SPRINKLES NINTENDOGS KITTENS ROSES NINTENDOGS I LIKE SCHOOL HAPPINESS GINGERBREAD HEAVEN RAINBOWS FLUFFY CLOUD SMILES FLOWERS PIXIES !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.