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edit A OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Polite Note to the SMILES Author:
I am BASEBALL 17 years old and JELLY BEANS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your UNICORNS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it JOY removed or changed as soon as CHRISTMAS TREES possible.
Let me tell you NINTENDOGS about PIXIES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FOOTBALL Tourettes sufferers BASKETBALL LUV SPRINKLES FLOWERS HEAVEN swear. You can PUPPIES blame television for always focusing on the POKéMON bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of UNICORNS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HAPPINESS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee TEDDY BEARS jerk.
- Tourettes is no PUPPIES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASEBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SWIMMING POOL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SWIMMING POOL cure, and the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LOLLIPOPS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which CHRISTMAS TREES caused my entire HEAVEN body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PASTURE drug.
I am an active UNICORNS member of a HOCKEY tourette syndrome association and KITTENS I am making steps towards CHRISTMAS TREES eradicating the public FLUFFY CLOUD view of Tourettes as a ROSES JELLY BEANS LOLLIPOPS CHRISTMAS TREES HAPPINESS "swearing" disorder, because it is DANDELIONS much much more.
I am sorry POKéMON for "hi-jacking" your entry on HOCKEY uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PIXIES that really CANDY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SUGAR tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SPRINKLES editing this SWIMMING POOL article. Remember, everything FRIENDS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is DANDELIONS NINTENDOGS SUNSHINE TEDDY BEARS JELLY BEANS not funny at all.
Thank you FLUFFY CLOUD for your FOOTBALL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
SWIMMING POOL HOCKEY POKéMON TEDDY BEARS LOLLIPOPS RAINBOWS HAPPINESS SUNSHINE ROSES HEAVEN POKéMON RAINBOWS NINTENDOGS SUNSHINE PIKACHU OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SWIMMING POOL RAINBOWS JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL BASEBALL LOLLIPOPS PEACEFUL GINGERBREAD PIXIES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SPRINKLES JELLY BEANS HOCKEY BASKETBALL BASKETBALL HOOP PUPPIES PIXIES LUV JOY FLOWERS SUNSHINE PEACEFUL GUMDROPS HAPPINESS ROSES CANDY RAINBOWS LUV OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HAPPINESS GUMDROPS BASEBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HEAVEN LOLLIPOPS PIKACHU SWIMMING POOL NINTENDOGS HAPPINESS UNICORNS PASTURE ROSES UNICORNS FOOTBALL KITTENS FRIENDS HEAVEN PIKACHU FRIENDS PIXIES !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.