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edit A PEACEFUL Polite Note to the BASKETBALL Author:
I am UNICORNS 17 years old and PIXIES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your NINTENDOGS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PIXIES removed or changed as soon as BASEBALL possible.
Let me tell you POKéMON about JELLY BEANS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BASKETBALL Tourettes sufferers PEACEFUL BASKETBALL HOOP ROSES BASKETBALL HOOP HEAVEN swear. You can PIXIES blame television for always focusing on the GUMDROPS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PUPPIES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ICE CREAM "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee UNICORNS jerk.
- Tourettes is no BASKETBALL HOOP laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ROSES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FOOTBALL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no KITTENS cure, and the SPRINKLES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PEACEFUL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which GINGERBREAD caused my entire ICE CREAM body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HOCKEY drug.
I am an active I LIKE SCHOOL member of a FRIENDS tourette syndrome association and SMILES I am making steps towards GUMDROPS eradicating the public BASKETBALL view of Tourettes as a LUV FRIENDS KITTENS I LIKE SCHOOL ROSES "swearing" disorder, because it is SUGAR much much more.
I am sorry SMILES for "hi-jacking" your entry on FLUFFY CLOUD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this CHRISTMAS TREES that really PEACEFUL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLOWERS editing this SWIMMING POOL article. Remember, everything OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is NINTENDOGS SUNSHINE LUV BASEBALL UNICORNS not funny at all.
Thank you SWIMMING POOL for your BASEBALL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.