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edit A UNICORNS Polite Note to the HAPPINESS Author:
I am SMILES 17 years old and PASTURE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PIKACHU article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASKETBALL removed or changed as soon as I LIKE SCHOOL possible.
Let me tell you FLUFFY CLOUD about SUNSHINE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CANDY Tourettes sufferers KITTENS FRIENDS NINTENDOGS PASTURE CANDY swear. You can FLUFFY CLOUD blame television for always focusing on the FLUFFY CLOUD bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of NINTENDOGS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASKETBALL HOOP "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PIXIES jerk.
- Tourettes is no FOOTBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at JELLY BEANS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PASTURE depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no BASEBALL cure, and the PUPPIES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse POKéMON side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HAPPINESS caused my entire PEACEFUL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the KITTENS drug.
I am an active JELLY BEANS member of a BASKETBALL tourette syndrome association and CANDY I am making steps towards GUMDROPS eradicating the public PIKACHU view of Tourettes as a KITTENS FLUFFY CLOUD SPRINKLES BASKETBALL HOOP LUV "swearing" disorder, because it is PEACEFUL much much more.
I am sorry LOLLIPOPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on SWIMMING POOL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SPRINKLES that really CHRISTMAS TREES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all HOCKEY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LUV editing this FOOTBALL article. Remember, everything DANDELIONS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PASTURE POKéMON FRIENDS BASKETBALL HOOP GINGERBREAD not funny at all.
Thank you PIKACHU for your CANDY time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
FLUFFY CLOUD LOLLIPOPS HAPPINESS JELLY BEANS PASTURE SUGAR KITTENS FLUFFY CLOUD I LIKE SCHOOL ROSES BASEBALL HAPPINESS PIKACHU LUV SUGAR KITTENS LUV RAINBOWS UNICORNS ROSES SPRINKLES LUV FOOTBALL FLUFFY CLOUD HAPPINESS SUGAR LOLLIPOPS I LIKE SCHOOL SUNSHINE LUV CANDY BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL FRIENDS JELLY BEANS SUGAR GUMDROPS JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL HOOP PIKACHU FLOWERS GINGERBREAD JOY BASEBALL JOY I LIKE SCHOOL BASEBALL PASTURE PUPPIES SUGAR TEDDY BEARS PEACEFUL JELLY BEANS PASTURE HEAVEN POKéMON NINTENDOGS PASTURE ICE CREAM LUV UNICORNS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! NINTENDOGS LOLLIPOPS CANDY FRIENDS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.