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edit A CANDY Polite Note to the SMILES Author:
I am KITTENS 17 years old and FRIENDS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASKETBALL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASKETBALL removed or changed as soon as ROSES possible.
Let me tell you SPRINKLES about TEDDY BEARS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PIXIES Tourettes sufferers BASEBALL RAINBOWS FOOTBALL CANDY PIKACHU swear. You can KITTENS blame television for always focusing on the PIKACHU bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of FLOWERS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASKETBALL HOOP "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee GUMDROPS jerk.
- Tourettes is no FLUFFY CLOUD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HOCKEY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become HEAVEN depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! cure, and the SMILES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PUPPIES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUGAR caused my entire CHRISTMAS TREES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the DANDELIONS drug.
I am an active GINGERBREAD member of a UNICORNS tourette syndrome association and JELLY BEANS I am making steps towards ROSES eradicating the public RAINBOWS view of Tourettes as a FLUFFY CLOUD HOCKEY I LIKE SCHOOL ROSES POKéMON "swearing" disorder, because it is NINTENDOGS much much more.
I am sorry LUV for "hi-jacking" your entry on LOLLIPOPS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GUMDROPS that really SUNSHINE annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PEACEFUL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HEAVEN editing this SUGAR article. Remember, everything BASEBALL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PIXIES FLUFFY CLOUD NINTENDOGS RAINBOWS HEAVEN not funny at all.
Thank you SPRINKLES for your JOY time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
DANDELIONS PEACEFUL FOOTBALL HOCKEY KITTENS I LIKE SCHOOL PASTURE LOLLIPOPS BASEBALL SUGAR JOY LOLLIPOPS FLOWERS PUPPIES FRIENDS SWIMMING POOL UNICORNS BASEBALL CANDY NINTENDOGS ICE CREAM FLUFFY CLOUD ICE CREAM LUV SUGAR ICE CREAM HAPPINESS PIKACHU CHRISTMAS TREES DANDELIONS DANDELIONS LOLLIPOPS GUMDROPS PUPPIES FOOTBALL PEACEFUL RAINBOWS NINTENDOGS SMILES FLOWERS CANDY RAINBOWS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL FRIENDS CANDY ROSES PUPPIES DANDELIONS BASKETBALL HOOP FLOWERS BASEBALL I LIKE SCHOOL RAINBOWS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL HOOP NINTENDOGS PUPPIES RAINBOWS LUV FLUFFY CLOUD I LIKE SCHOOL PEACEFUL PUPPIES FRIENDS JOY !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.