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edit A CHRISTMAS TREES Polite Note to the ICE CREAM Author:
I am HOCKEY 17 years old and FOOTBALL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your ICE CREAM article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FLOWERS removed or changed as soon as SMILES possible.
Let me tell you LOLLIPOPS about HEAVEN Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of JOY Tourettes sufferers BASKETBALL PUPPIES HEAVEN SMILES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! swear. You can GUMDROPS blame television for always focusing on the TEDDY BEARS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of HEAVEN Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or DANDELIONS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HEAVEN jerk.
- Tourettes is no GINGERBREAD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FOOTBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PIKACHU depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SUNSHINE cure, and the UNICORNS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GINGERBREAD side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which TEDDY BEARS caused my entire NINTENDOGS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNICORNS drug.
I am an active TEDDY BEARS member of a SUNSHINE tourette syndrome association and SUGAR I am making steps towards SPRINKLES eradicating the public KITTENS view of Tourettes as a BASKETBALL HOOP HAPPINESS PIXIES ICE CREAM HAPPINESS "swearing" disorder, because it is FLUFFY CLOUD much much more.
I am sorry NINTENDOGS for "hi-jacking" your entry on SUGAR uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this ICE CREAM that really FOOTBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SMILES editing this FLUFFY CLOUD article. Remember, everything RAINBOWS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PASTURE ROSES PIXIES HEAVEN I LIKE SCHOOL not funny at all.
Thank you FLOWERS for your HAPPINESS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
BASEBALL CANDY GUMDROPS SPRINKLES FRIENDS BASKETBALL GUMDROPS JELLY BEANS SPRINKLES BASKETBALL HOCKEY POKéMON DANDELIONS RAINBOWS SUNSHINE LUV HEAVEN SMILES I LIKE SCHOOL GUMDROPS JOY PUPPIES FLUFFY CLOUD PIXIES BASEBALL PIXIES SPRINKLES HAPPINESS LOLLIPOPS UNICORNS LOLLIPOPS DANDELIONS LOLLIPOPS SPRINKLES FLUFFY CLOUD POKéMON POKéMON SPRINKLES NINTENDOGS GINGERBREAD OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CHRISTMAS TREES ICE CREAM FLUFFY CLOUD BASKETBALL BASKETBALL PUPPIES KITTENS LUV HOCKEY POKéMON ROSES PEACEFUL PIKACHU SUNSHINE BASKETBALL HOOP BASEBALL SWIMMING POOL FLOWERS TEDDY BEARS GINGERBREAD I LIKE SCHOOL FOOTBALL CANDY ROSES !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.