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edit A CHRISTMAS TREES Polite Note to the NINTENDOGS Author:
I am CANDY 17 years old and PIKACHU have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your KITTENS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PEACEFUL removed or changed as soon as CANDY possible.
Let me tell you ROSES about SUGAR Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FOOTBALL Tourettes sufferers UNICORNS PASTURE SUNSHINE DANDELIONS I LIKE SCHOOL swear. You can BASKETBALL HOOP blame television for always focusing on the NINTENDOGS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of SPRINKLES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SPRINKLES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FRIENDS jerk.
- Tourettes is no JOY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PEACEFUL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become LOLLIPOPS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no BASKETBALL cure, and the HAPPINESS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JELLY BEANS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which POKéMON caused my entire PIXIES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HOCKEY drug.
I am an active GUMDROPS member of a SUGAR tourette syndrome association and BASEBALL I am making steps towards FRIENDS eradicating the public KITTENS view of Tourettes as a CHRISTMAS TREES I LIKE SCHOOL JOY GUMDROPS NINTENDOGS "swearing" disorder, because it is SUGAR much much more.
I am sorry DANDELIONS for "hi-jacking" your entry on FRIENDS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PIKACHU that really PASTURE annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all HAPPINESS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GINGERBREAD editing this SPRINKLES article. Remember, everything SWIMMING POOL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ROSES KITTENS SPRINKLES ICE CREAM PIKACHU not funny at all.
Thank you SUGAR for your PIKACHU time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
SUGAR PASTURE HAPPINESS NINTENDOGS DANDELIONS JOY CHRISTMAS TREES LOLLIPOPS ICE CREAM PIKACHU CHRISTMAS TREES GINGERBREAD SUGAR PIKACHU SUNSHINE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SUGAR TEDDY BEARS FLUFFY CLOUD PIXIES I LIKE SCHOOL ROSES GINGERBREAD PEACEFUL POKéMON BASKETBALL HOOP HEAVEN PEACEFUL CANDY FLOWERS LUV CANDY FOOTBALL NINTENDOGS PIXIES HEAVEN UNICORNS SWIMMING POOL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HEAVEN I LIKE SCHOOL TEDDY BEARS SMILES DANDELIONS PUPPIES CANDY FLOWERS FOOTBALL NINTENDOGS PUPPIES RAINBOWS BASKETBALL GINGERBREAD OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLOWERS BASKETBALL HOOP UNICORNS PEACEFUL FRIENDS BASEBALL HOCKEY JELLY BEANS DANDELIONS ICE CREAM FLUFFY CLOUD HEAVEN !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.