Bohemian Rhapsody

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"Bohemian Rhapsody" was the super hit performed by the band Queen. That's band with the sexy one (Freddie Mercury), the one with a lot of hair (Brian May), the guy who wrote "Another One Bites the Dust" (John Deacon) and the guy who did the falsettos (Roger Taylor). It's about 6 minutes, and released in 1975, on Queen's album "A Night at the Opera." It has been voted as the best song ever made the third most times in history, behind only Led Zepplin's "Stairway to Heaven" and Weird Al Yankovich's "White and Nerdy". Queen is awesome, and any Queen song covered by ANYONE is a load of pussy shite. McShite' s Don't Stop me Now was the biggest, shittiest load of crap I ever heard.

In a TV interview Freddie Mercury (the sexy guy) stated that "Bohemian Rhapsody" is actually a tribute to the Armenian pianist and composer Levon Bohemyan and the music is greatly inspired by Bohemyan's heretic orchestrations and hence the strange dynamics of the song.

[edit] Producing

This song was written after the band had been in the recording studio recording for 100 hours straight and Freddie Mercury started halucinating after taking a whole bottle of pep pills at once. The song took another 200 hours to record as Freddie kept going temporarily crazy, Roger was busy giving birth to Doger's triplet's and throwing hissy fits where he locked himself in cupbards for hours at a time, Brian was too busy feeding his tea addiction every five minutes and That guy who played bass kept falling asleep.

[edit] Instrumentation

About once a month, yeah?

[edit] Lyrics

Nobody knows what the hell this song is about but based on the lyrics, it is widely believed that this is the story of George W. Bush's presidency. The following is what is believed to have happened:

Some kid contemplates his life (and possibly creation)
He kills a man (and regrets it)
He runs away from home, and says he wishes he wasn't born (makes his mama cry)
He's sees a man's silhouette, then sings about thunderbolts, lightning, and Galileo (obviously uniting with the creator)
He asks somebody if they think they can stop him (god has backed him up)
He gives up (nothing really matters)