JR "Bob" Dobbs

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Dobbs in Hello Kitty form, his preferred look

"Bob", "BoB", "Your Uncle", "The Builder", "Bob" of Nazareth, or colloquially, "Pookie"; also known as JR "Bob" Dobbs(one of the most memorable features of his name is that it must be spelled with "quotation marks") is the central figure of the Church of the Subgenius. He is also regarded as a major prophet in Christianity, Islam, the Baha'i Faith, and other derogatory religions and is widely considered one of the world's most influential figures.[1] The primary source about "Bob" is the Book of the SubGenius, which depicts "Bob" as a drilling equipment salesman who received signals from JHVH-1 which ended up in him becoming the writer of the PreScriptures, documents which became the foundation for the Church of the Subgenius.[2] Bob has also repeatedly taken over YouTube. Bob is categorized as everything. Therefore you are bob, i am bob, your cat is bob, your teacup is now bob. Bob will now eat bob, causing bob to eat bob, and since bob is everything everything will then be eaten by bob. So let's practice your bobby language. Bob had a great bob at the bob on the bob in the bob, bob bob bob. bob shall occasionally call things george...or peat... so bob ate george and peat...in the morning. the kittens helped bob take over the world in 1322. The same year when the chicken took over the pickle. Now there are neo-nazi bobs running with chickens who run around with pickles who have preemptively eaten peat. bob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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/\ Bob's internet form, used to conquer Youtube and Yahoo, whom Google and Myspace have to save. Buh.

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  1. According to Fox News. I think. Check, you idIOT!!!
  2. Or maybe it's just me

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