JR "Bob" Dobbs

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"Bob", "BoB", "Your Uncle", "The Builder", "Bob" of Nazareth, or colloquially, "Pookie"; also known as JR "Bob" Dobbs(one of the most memorable features of his name is that it must be spelled with "quotation marks") is the central figure of the Church of the Subgenius. He is also regarded as a major prophet in Christianity, Islam, the Baha'i Faith, and other derogatory religions and is widely considered one of the world's most influential figures.^[1] The primary source about "Bob" is the Book of the SubGenius, which depicts "Bob" as a drilling equipment salesman who received signals from JHVH-1 which ended up in him becoming the writer of the PreScriptures, documents which became the foundation for the Church of the Subgenius.^[2]

His purported powers include being able to sell anything to anyone, be able to flirt with hot chyx without blinking, and be able to blow stuff up with his lazur vision eyes. <laser>Pshew!</laser> According to Subgenius lore he has also come back from the dead a few times (which allegedly makes him better than Jesus, as Jesus only came back once) - unless you're a Mormon.