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{{Q|Official phone of the douchebag| Bluetooth | their product}}
 
{{Q|Official phone of the douchebag| Bluetooth | their product}}
   
'''<font color=blue>Bluetooth</font>''' is a common [[disease]] caused by modern mobile phone use, most likely as a result of excessive levels of stray radiation emanating from handsets within one's personal area.
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'''<font color=blue>Bluetooth</font>''' is a common [[disease]] caused by modern mobile phone use, most likely as a result of excessive levels of stray radiation emanating from handsets within one's personal area. The best way to stop the radiation is KKW. Radiation fanboys tried to stop KKW. But KKW will protect you if you honour The Bluetooth.
   
 
[[Image:Blue-tooth.jpg|thumb|An advanced case of Bluetooth]]
 
[[Image:Blue-tooth.jpg|thumb|An advanced case of Bluetooth]]
 
{{Wikipedia}}
 
{{Wikipedia}}
 
== Symptoms ==
 
== Symptoms ==
* People hear voices without having mobile phone in their hand
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* People hear voces without having moble phone in ther hand
 
* Those voices, nonetheless, do not stop calling "collect".
 
* Those voices, nonetheless, do not stop calling "collect".
 
* The [[user]]'s teeth turn [[blue]] or start glowing [[Chernobyl]]-style.
 
* The [[user]]'s teeth turn [[blue]] or start glowing [[Chernobyl]]-style.
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* Compulsive tendencies to stockpile <font color=blue>blue [[toothpaste]]</font>.
 
* Compulsive tendencies to stockpile <font color=blue>blue [[toothpaste]]</font>.
 
* Obsessive-compulsive desire to drop [[everything]] at [[intimate]] moments and call in for messages.
 
* Obsessive-compulsive desire to drop [[everything]] at [[intimate]] moments and call in for messages.
* Refusal to stop singing <font color=blue>''I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues''</font> between calls.
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* Refusal to stop singing Mr. Gorbachev, put back this wall.
* Failure to get rid of <font color=blue>blue</font> feelings even with anti-depressants.
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* Failure to get rid of <font color=blue>blue</font> feelings even with ant-depressants.
 
* <font color=blue>[[Smurfette]]</font>'s number is inexplicably on speed dial.
 
* <font color=blue>[[Smurfette]]</font>'s number is inexplicably on speed dial.
 
* <font color=blue>[[BSOD|Blue Screen Of Death]]</font>'s after watching the <font color=blue>[[Orange Country|Blue Country]]</font>.
 
* <font color=blue>[[BSOD|Blue Screen Of Death]]</font>'s after watching the <font color=blue>[[Orange Country|Blue Country]]</font>.
 
* Like to leave bluetooth systems on. They give out nice blue lights(Which actually means self destruct. 60 secs)
 
* Like to leave bluetooth systems on. They give out nice blue lights(Which actually means self destruct. 60 secs)
* Find words like "Connect with? your mom" on phone. And accept it.
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* Find words like Korean Unity 블루투스
 
* Suddenly feel the urge to tell your friend to switch their bluetooth systems on
 
* Suddenly feel the urge to tell your friend to switch their bluetooth systems on
   
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'''''Note:''''' Anyone with sixteen or more of these symptoms should be rushed to hospital as <font color=blue>CODE BLUE.</font> Patients and staff are reminded that [[callgirl|cell phones]] must be turned the fuck off at all times while in the hospital and they be given [[Motorola]]s to help reduce the blue virus multiplying as they self destruct in one minute.
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'''''Note:''''' Anyone with sxteen or more of these symptoms should be rushed to hospital as <font color=blue>CODE BLUE.</font>
   
== Bluetooth invention ==
 
   
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== Bluetooth invention ==
   
 
[[Image:Bt-n.png|thumb|right|139px|Currently registered Bluetooth logo. OBEY]]
 
[[Image:Bt-n.png|thumb|right|139px|Currently registered Bluetooth logo. OBEY]]
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== Origins ==
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== The Origins ==
   
The disease was named after Harald Bluetooth, king of Denmark (Circa. 958-970) who was famous for inventing the mobile phone, using wood chippings and English peasants. Of course, the use of his 'blueberry' as he called it led to being branded with this timeless title. It also explains why 1 in every 6 children in Denmark are born with Bluetooth enabled phones in the womb.
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The disease was named after Harald Bluetooth, king of Denmark (Circa. 958-970) who was famous for inventing the mobile phone, using wood chippings and English peasants. Of course, the use of his 'blueberry' as he called it led to being branded with this timeless title. It also explains why 5 in every 6 children in Denmark are born with mulatos in the womb.
   
 
[[ko:블루투스]]
 
[[ko:블루투스]]

Revision as of 11:30, April 15, 2012

“Official phone of the douchebag”
~ Bluetooth on their product

Bluetooth is a common disease caused by modern mobile phone use, most likely as a result of excessive levels of stray radiation emanating from handsets within one's personal area. The best way to stop the radiation is KKW. Radiation fanboys tried to stop KKW. But KKW will protect you if you honour The Bluetooth.

Blue-tooth

An advanced case of Bluetooth

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article very remotely related to Bluetooth.

Symptoms

  • People hear voces without having moble phone in ther hand
  • Those voices, nonetheless, do not stop calling "collect".
  • The user's teeth turn blue or start glowing Chernobyl-style.
  • Marital problems after asking new spouse for a ring-tone instead of a ring.
  • Problems driving automobiles while holding one phone on each ear.
  • Compulsive tendencies to stockpile blue teethbrish under which are hidden more cell-phones.
  • No More Ears™.
  • Annoying habits of taking phone calls during movies.
  • Compulsive tendencies to stockpile blue toothpaste.
  • Obsessive-compulsive desire to drop everything at intimate moments and call in for messages.
  • Refusal to stop singing Mr. Gorbachev, put back this wall.
  • Failure to get rid of blue feelings even with ant-depressants.
  • Smurfette's number is inexplicably on speed dial.
  • Blue Screen Of Death's after watching the Blue Country.
  • Like to leave bluetooth systems on. They give out nice blue lights(Which actually means self destruct. 60 secs)
  • Find words like Korean Unity 블루투스
  • Suddenly feel the urge to tell your friend to switch their bluetooth systems on


Bt-vik

First registered Bluetooth logo, in year 971


Note: Anyone with sxteen or more of these symptoms should be rushed to hospital as CODE BLUE.


Bluetooth invention

Bt-n

Currently registered Bluetooth logo. OBEY

The Bluetooth system was invented by the danish viking King Harold Bluetooth in 970, but the lack of computers etc. make the bluetooth fail, and it was buried with the king in the Roskilde Cathedral in 986, in the mid 80' the king was to be found, and danish scientists evolved the Bluetooths system as we know it today.

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The Origins

The disease was named after Harald Bluetooth, king of Denmark (Circa. 958-970) who was famous for inventing the mobile phone, using wood chippings and English peasants. Of course, the use of his 'blueberry' as he called it led to being branded with this timeless title. It also explains why 5 in every 6 children in Denmark are born with mulatos in the womb.

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