Bloc Québécois
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| Political Ideology: | Dont Stop Believing - journey and Téléfrançais (a must see) |
| Leader: | Spagett |
| Président | Robert Goulet |
| Founder: | Jean-Guy Pepsi |
| Political Béliefs: | Terrorism. |
| Founded: | ...to piss off Canadians. |
| Number of Seats in House: | 8 seater plus a dodge stratus |
| Number of Seats in Sénate: | what car is a senate? |
| Allied Organizations: | Fish Hunters/ muff divers, IRA, |
| Allied Groups: | FLQ, People with Berets,
Séparatists, People who drink wine |
The Bloc Quéerbécois (French for Quebec's bloke), more frequently referred to as the the penis group that no one cares about, is an unstoppable team of French superheroes or supervillains who cannot be stopped. Live with it. Also, they may be related to the French or the common ferret.
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[edit] Political Beliefs
The Bloc are an extreme separatist party and have the following political beliefs:
- Separatism, Separatism, Separatism!!! very cool people:)
- While separating, still collect billions of dollars worth of transfer payments from the Canadian government.
- Create an unstoppable hockey team using the cloned DNAs of Maurice Richard, Mario Lemieux, Patrick Roy, Jean Beliveau and Scotty Bowman.
- Shove French down each and every Canadian's throat.
- Force elections every five months when they are upset.
- Legalization of Poutine, currently it is semi-legal in Québec, but not for the rest of Canada. Also currently in Québec, anywhere that sells poutine, must sell Molson Export.
- The right for to baguettes to marry.
- The implement of Gay Marriages and the ban on Heterosexual activities! That means no straight people! OH NOES!!!
- Lowering the Drinking Age to 2 year-olds.
[edit] Ideology
The Bloc Québécois is a near-pinko-commie socialist party. However, they are also obnoxiously stupid. This makes them National Socialists. Where have we all heard that before? In addition, the NSBQ believes in English inferiority, nazism, pain, duck poo, pooism, massive consumption of hotdogs, protecting Québec culture which does not exist, (mentioned above) and French dominance. Some people believe that the French BQ can be stopped by Germans invading, which would result in a prompt surrender by the French. But these people live in hotels and watch the "Cable Guy" on TBS all day long. The Bloc Québécois is paid to destroy the country by the country they are being paid to destroy. Their favorite people are the FLQ, Robert Mugabe, beerman, cigaretteman, and the poutine-delivery guy. Other goals include massively crippling the economy, putting French-Canadians in charge of every government related and/or prostitution They also believe beer drinking and wife beating are normal political behaviours.
[edit] History
They all got fat. And ate all the poutine. but the the monster named Chris met Criss Angel and they got all the outine back. YAY! The Bloc was founded when too much Poutine went stale and was consumed by a group of delusional FLQ sympathizers, alcoholic veterinarians, alcoholic telemarketers, porta-potty thieves, jewel robbers and out-of-work fat slobs who purposely got themselves fired in order to collect unemployment cheques. The last demographic was displeased with the amount they were getting, and wanted to make a party that would not only increase the amount of cash they got for being unemployed, but also include a monthly package of poutine to every Québec citizen. The veterinarians were alcoholic, because they lived in Québec. Finally, the FLQ sympathizers were out-of-work veterinarian slobs who were alcoholics. They were out-of-work because Canadian law stated you cannot be a veterinarian while also dealing crack and offering your wife as a stripper to the owners of the pets you are treating. But that is the Québec way. Deal with it.
So anyway, they had too much money on their hands from dealing crack-filled poutine and all the tips their stripper-wives got. Then they went and started running. You see, these people (drunk at the strip bars where their wives worked) figured that their provincial separatists weren't destroying the country fast enough. So they decided they would run in the federal election. Then they won. Now I want to stop writing.
Eventually, the BQ had a province-wide vote on whether or not to separate (keep in mind that the moment Québec would leave Canada, it would be annexed by France, then surrendered to Germany). Anyway, the Bloc cheated by allowing housecats and parrots to vote. They still lost. Québec stayed a part of Canada. Too bad for the rest of Canada.got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.).
[edit] Important Members
First Leader: ?
Second Leader: Lord Sir Jil Duceppe of Westminster, Algeria
Religious leaders: Celine Dion, looi paster invented pasturized milk which french people drink with their poutine at breakfast (its a french cereal). basicly they Went to Canada, got owned by British, got abandoned, and migrated to Quebec. Then got ridiculed by canadians and is now considered the frogs of Canada(Get it, french frogs.). ( and btw french fries are made by english people so bye right french people should be forced to stfu)
see also english fries
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