Blitz Smith
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“A Dark Skin is my favorite film!”
~ Adolf Hitler on Blitz Smith
“He makes the shittiest horror films to be made for Barack Obama when he's a democrat. WHAT?!?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Blitz Smith
“Nigga please?”
~ A Dark Skin on Niggers
“Fuck you, rip-off artist. You're like Eli Roth and shit! Go get a life you racist rip-off artist! You made an absolute racist rip-off of my film, Saw, you racist asshole!”
~ James Wan on Blitz Smith
Blitz Smith is a racist furry who makes racist slasher films such as A Dark Skin. And it made $π million in America and Canada, leaving the trail of $666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666.
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[edit] Films
[edit] A Dark Skin
The movie was released on both June 6, 2006 and October 13, 2006 and has been going on ever since. And it was the most goddamn successful horror flicks ever to date by a KKK member. And also, this movie was rated, XXX by the Some Atheists.
It's about a werewolf who was <insert name here>'s mom (played by Ronald McDonald) and shit like that. Then, three weird psycho creatures that look like ducks (played by Vanilla Ice) came along and turning into GodFire. Safely killing themselves, their son appeared, waking up, killing people and dies again and resurrects. And now, He is the son of GodFire.
And then, GodFire yells at a lusk. Dusk to dusk, killing <insert name here> and <insert name here>'s mom. This is the end of the movie.
It received the Oscars for Best Picture in 1985. And it also won Best Music for the music in this film in which these people are Green Day, Judas Priest, Cannibal Corpse, Coach Z, Snoop Dogg, Antonio Vivaldi, and J.S. Bach.
The cinematography looks low-budget and was made by a guy whose lazy named Karl Marx.
After estimating $666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666, a sequel was made in 1999.
[edit] A Dark Skin: Episode 2
Oh fuck! A sequel was made in 1776. And it made lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and LOTS of money.
This time, this movie made $-1 dollars. And then, it was considered the greatest horror sequel since Hostel Part II and also the worst epic since Citizen Kane.
In this film, where we left off with A Dark Skin (2020), GodFire went to Kentucky Fried Chicken to kill the black people. That leaves us to a black person named, Bitch-Slap (voiced by Chris Tucker). And then, they die for the rest of the movie.
This movie was more superior and more successful than the last one making it the highest budget of the year.
[edit] Slash
This is the worst movie ever. It slashes people and that's it!
[edit] 665+1=666
See Also: Satan or Adolf Hitler
[edit] Aftermath
- He was the most memorable star ever.
- He got a lot of luck and a duck to fuck with Buck.
- A Dark Skin was intended to be a documentary but he rejected it because it was too cheap. Really.
