Blarging
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“Blarging makes me want to stab kittys”
~ God on Blarging
“Vasoline and christmas is a bad combination”
~ Colonel Sanders on Blarging
“When me and my Uncle go camping he blargs me with his 11th finger and tells me to close my eyes”
~ Future Priest on Blarging
“Hey me too”
~ Michael Jackson on the above quote
“My uncle used baby oil”
~ the pope on the above quote
“My uncle didn't blarg me, but Mel Gibson did.”
~ Teenage Girl on the above quote
“I once got got blargged so hard I grew a penis”
~ Rosie O'donnell on blarging
Blarging is a well known sport across the east coast of America. Although practiced only by small groups of high schoolers, Blarging has spread quickly.
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[edit] Fact
Blarging hurts. I'm not kidding. You think I am, but I'm not.
[edit] History
Blarging was created in the year 2009, created by a boy named Dillon Ladd. Blarging was created out of anger and randomness, thus the birth of Blarging.
[edit] Rules of Blarging
- You must yell "Blarg" as loud as possible before slapping victim.
- You must slap really hard.
- Blarging must be random and unexpected. The victim must not know he/she is being Blarged.
- The shape of your hand should be imprinted on the victim's face.
- Have fun Blarging.
[edit] Blarging day
Every April 5th, a grand Blarging festivel is held in Connecticut, the birth place of Blarging. Think a really big moshpit but with everyone Blarging each other instead of punching. The next day everyone wakes up with red as fuck faces.
[edit] Safety
Children should never be Blarged as you may be arrested for the assault of a minor and first degree murder. Also, a child was suspended for "pussie" Blarging. Also, never Blarg the original Blarger or you will feel the wrath of the Blarging gods!
