Bitch Disease
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Bitch Disease (from the Latin phrase "Bichus Whorus Optimus Deathus") is an ancient and potentially deadly disease.
This disease, oddly enough, only exists in the female population.
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[edit] The Causes Of Bitch Disease
The causes of Bitch Disease are hard to identify.
This is due to the reluctance of (male and female) scientists to actually study bitches in their natural habitat.
[edit] How To Identify Bitch Disease
Identifying females with Bitch Disease is not difficult at all.
The following tips should yield suitable results...
- Watch movies such as "Mean Girls."
- Study interviews of Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan.
- Say to your girlfriend/wife "You know honey, you really are a bitch."
[edit] How To Deal With Bitch Disease
There is the possibility that you may lose all your friends when living with someone with Bitch Disease. Living with the disease is a trial in itself and many men are still suffering even today.
But there is a way out.
Currently there is only one known cure for Bitch Disease that has stood the test of time.
Ultimately... The male must get some balls.
Research has shown that males with balls are the least susceptible to the effects of Bitch Disease. In fact, online laboratory tests have proven that once a male obtains the aforementioned circular objects, most women with Bitch Disease will “shut the hell up” or leave the male’s environment completely.
No other cure has even come close to the remarkable results achieved thus far.
[edit] Bitch Disease Afflicted Women
- Hillary Duff
- Paris Hilton
- Lindsay Lohan
- Britney Spears
- Margaret Thatcher
- Martha Stewart
- Avril Lavigne
- Your mom
- My Ex-Wife
- <insert name here>
