Billy Ocean

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“Get out of my dreams, and stay the fuck away from my car!”

~ Some random woman on restraining orders

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The beautiful Billy Ocean coast line.

Billy Ocean born Leslie Sebastian Charles, 21 January 1950, Fyzabad, Trinidad) is a famous musician born Johann Steinholdt Wilson. His first producer described his voice as an elegant and loving. He has amazing powers to pull people from his sleep-induced mind imagery (see dreams) and into automobiles. Also made people see the true side of love. Interestingly, he shares the same dream as many other individuals.

Considered by many to be the most awe-inspiring landmark on the face of the planet. Can only be viewed in his concert this year.

Breaking news: Mr. Billy Ocean has officially been announced as the artist of the 70 and 80s that came back to the entertainment industry where he belongs. As we remeber hiis talent such as "Caribbean Queen" and "Get outta my dreams, get into my car".

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“There's no visual more stimulating than Billy Ocean at dawn.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Billy Ocean

[edit] Hits

• Suddenly

The jam!!!!

• Carribean Queen

An ode to a Caribbean ladies that Billy once dated.

• There'll Be Bad songs (To Make You CRY)

A charity song for cancer relief, recorded after the untimely death of Canadian broadcaster Peter Jennings. Remake of one of Billy's major Norwegian hits.