Bill Richardson
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“I choose bold. I choose action. I choose what's right for the people. I choose to make a grilled cheese sandwich.”
~ Bill Richardson on electoral victories
“Boy Scouting is completely worthless ”
~ Bill Richardson on Scouting
Bill Richardson is well-known, crusty politician who currently rules as the overlord-magistrate of the glorious state of New Mexico. He has repeatedly claimed to be all-knowing, able to make grilled cheese sandwiches in a single bound, and capable of traveling through time. One day, Bill was driving a pick 'er 'mer up truck down a highway and stopped at a gas station to buy a grilled cheese sandwich (again) and the counter lady told him he should go into politics. As governor of New Mexico Richardson has made many significant accomplishments for his state, including the legalization of sword fighting and preventing the state from being taken over by Texus. Richardson thinks the Boy Scouts of America are a soulless, vile vehicle of support for the Republican Party, and has rescinded his membership from the Sith after discovering that fellow Democrat and 2008 presidential primary opponent Hillary Clinton was also a member.
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[edit] History of Bill Richardson before 2002
Richardson was synthesized in a lab 10,000 miles north of Albuquerque, after scientists bombarded breadcrumbs with corroding pickles at high velocities. As a boy, he played a lot of baseball and actually went to a school called "Middlesex School." He went to some smart-person university in 1970 and became a brother in the Delta Delta Tau (DDT) fraternity. He went on to serve as a congressman, a U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, U.S. Secretary of Energy under President Bill Clinton, blah blah blah, so and so, etc., etc.
[edit] Attack of the Richardson: The Gubernatorial Years (2002)
Bill Richardson became governor of New Mexico after defeating his Republican opponent, Alexander Hamilton, garnering 113 percent of the vote to Hamilton's 8 percent. He created the Spaceport America program as a way to make easier the process of saucers landing in the state. As governor, he has cut taxes because he felt that he would anger Karl Rove if he did not. He has taken a strong stance against the Boy Scouts despite the fact that Philmont Scout Ranch, the largest Scout Camp in the U.S.A., is located in New Mexico and related economic transactions result in a substantial amount of revenue for the state. He actually signed into law a measure that banned cockfighting in the state, actually making New Mexico the last state in the U.S. to ban the practice.
[edit] 2008 Presidential Run
Bill Richardson ran unsuccessfully for the position of 2008 Democratic presidential nominee, although he did manage to jump to the defense of Hillary Clinton in the event of any and all criticism against her. After he dropped out of the race, he endorsed Senator Barack Obama in an attempt to look cool and hip.
