Bill Cosby

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Bill Cosby.

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“You wrote 'Frazzle Snazzle' and you wagered 'Bleeble Blabble'.”

~ Alex Trebek on Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby (January 30, 1945 - December 9, 2017) (Also known as "The Main Nigga") was the first Pokemon on the moon (right before Clefairy), and also a reputable Jello pudding eater who composed numerous Christmas albums at a rate of five times per year. He is a semi-white African-American. It is possible that this incredible rate was due to the immense amounts of Jell-O pudding laced with moonshine he ingested as a child.

Cosby comes from a thick lineage of greatness. Every member of Cosby's family is entirely composed of Legos. Cosby's great-great-great grandfather was the inventor of Bill Cosby's great-great grandfather. However, the most notable Cosby was the doctor's great-aunt, Noah Cosby. Together with his band of neighbors and farmers, he constructed a giant boat and gathered two of every kind of Pokemon, stocked the boat of a three day supply of jello pudding, and set sail on the great Lake Wobegon, all based on a divine message that it would in fact rail for three consecutive millennium, effectively flooding everything. This message was in fact proved wrong when it did not rain and Noah Cosby effectively made a complete ass out of himself while causing the sophisticated race of the Pokemon to become extinct. Stupid.

Known for his infamous collection of sweaters, Cosby wore each one only one time, then handed them down to Fred Rogers to use.

Bill started his own children's cartoon show Called Morbidly Obese Alberto, a cartoon depicting a morbidly obese Caucasian male who enjoyed smearing peanut butter on his genitals, as well as shooting heroin with his sidekick James Earl Jones (played by Ted Turner).

For some odd reason Bill cosby became a professional homeless man beating the shit out of people with his camera then dumping the bodies in the Kosby Kave. No charges were ever made because he was high out of his fucking mind snorting the kodiak film.

After a lifetime of telling black people how to live their lives, Bill Cosby appointed himself the Emperor of black people, only to be challenged by Jesse Jackson for that title. Real black people claim that the title is non-existent and that there is no Emperor of black people and that Cosby and Jackson made it up as a scam for fun and profit. Bill Cosby uses the title of Emperor of black people to try and trick black people into eating Jell-O pudding pops and drink Coke, but real black people are not fooled and don't actually like Jell-O pudding pops and drink Pepsi instead of Coke, contrary to what Bill Cosby believes. It seems black people accuse Bill Cosby of abusing his position to try to force diabetes on them by trying to force them to eat and drink things with a lot of sugar in them. That because of this, Bill Cosby is not the Emperor of black people and actually works for the man, to help keep black people down.

It has also been known that Bill Cosby invented the Pokeman games as a method to brainwash children, however it backfired and only brainwashed cats. The Ross Perot has everything to do with this article.

Ben's Chili Bowl

One night, on a cocaine binge in the 1960's Bill Cosby stumbled into an eating establishment called Ben's chili bowl. After threatening to spit in their chicken fryer, smash their watermelon, and drink their malt liquor, Cosby demanded money. Being black, the owners had no money, so, terrified, they told Cosby that he could eat free whenever he wanted, as long as he didnt hurt them, their families, or their precious watermelon

B. Diddy

Bill Cosby has multiple personalities, none of which can drive.

Bill Cosby is also known for his illustrious rapping career, often showing women's boobs! Such popular songs are "Oops, I did it again with 10 other men" and "My ass". At night, he puts on a cape and pleather boots and turns into Snoop Dog.

Discography

Bill Cosby singing to a young lad from the audience. He didn't know what the jazz was all about.

Well, You See... (1956)
They don't know what the Jazz is all about! (1962)
The Huxtable Shuffle (instrumental) (1964)
Oscar Wilde is a Very Funny Fellow (1968)
Bill Cosby Itself (1974)
Dude, don't hang up, I think I'm gay (In association with Dane Cook)
Bill Cosby's Squeekiest Clean Christmas Jamboree (featuring "Leggo My Jell-O, Nigger!") (c. 1981)
Bill Cosby's Chip n' Dales MMORPG (1988)
Our Eyes Are Huge the Duet Album with Rodney Dangerfield (1995)
Chomo Immaculate (2001)
Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids featuring Li'l Kim (2002)
Your Mom?!? (2003)
sexy Cosby on Drugs Part VI (2004)
Kassius's Mix Vault: The Cosby Collection (2005) joint effort between Kassius and Cosby
Subliminal Self Promotion (2006)
Cosby's Golden (2006) [1]
Cosby Vocoder: Ballad for the Kids (2006) [2]
Epic Cosby Password (2006) (YTMND Records in association with Big-Boys.com) [3]
Dre Feat Cosby (2006) [4]
Jell-O Pudding Popz Wut Wut?! (2007)
Butterfly Kisses and Sweet Whispers of Secret Rendez-vous' Along the Coney Island Boardwalk

in Summer When the Glistening Ocean Majestically Meets the Sky (1738)

Added Fish Flavor (c. 2,000,000,000 AD)
Added Fish Flavor with Special Bonus Side of Onion Cylinders (602 BC)
Why Bill Cosby Took Over the World And Sold Drugs To Everyone(2507)
Frazzle Snazzle/Bleeble Blabble (?)
The Day I Shot JFK (1971)
The Big Black Beast Who Beat Black Beats (2008)
Rocketpower Revealed: Was Tito Gay? (1999)

Filmography

Poop Bus: The Movie (1972)

Kids Say The Darndest Things (583 B.C.-581 B.C.) ..... as himself
Kids Say the Damnest Things (1945 - 1945) ..... as Cosby
Kids Say Fuckin' Weird Shiznit, Nigga (1935)
Leonard, Parts I-IV 1987
"The Cosby Hour"
"The Cos Show"
"The Bill Cosby Show"
"Bill Cosby's Place"
Cheerleaders Of Hump City High(co-starring Tits McGee)
Filbert and Russel's Anal Adventure
"Cosby"
"The Cosby"
The Cosby Show
Bill Cosby's Fall Project
Fat Albert and the Quadruple Bypass Surgery (Hey Hey Hey, Two Heart Attacks a Day!)
Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
Fat Albert and the Balloon Angioplasty
Brace Yo Selfs Fool 1359 B.C.
The Nutty Monkey Strikes Again
Fight Club
Poop Bus: The Movie" (1972)
Poop Bus: The Movie 7" (12 B.C.)
One Night In Bill" (1776)
Chicken Fart" (1395)
Billy's Super-Duper Orgy Experience" (2008)