Big N' Tasty

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“Every females fantasy, am I right?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Big N' Tasty

“We made it out of ground beef, transfat, butter, lard and more fat”

~ Ronald McDonald on Big N' Tasty

“I am the bigger burger! ME! ME! MEEEEEE!”

~ The Whopper on Big N' Tasty

Taste the deliciousness - The Big N' Tasty. Only at ~~Wendys~~ ~~Burger King~~ ~~McDonalds~~ My house!

The Big N' Tasty (also known as "MY Cock") is one of 50+ sandwiches/concoctions sold by the trans-international fast food chain McDonalds. It is designed with the technological expertise to compete with the Burger King Quadruple Whopper sandwich. A similar variation called the Huge Long Time Tasty is sold in parts of Europe, South America, the Middle East and, especially, Asia.

[edit] History

The Big N' Tasty was introduced in Jerusalem in 1992 and nationwide on February 16, 2001 at exactly 16:20:00, with NBA Superstar Kobe Bryant featured in the advertising campaign. In an odd turn of events, Bryant's game suffered during the season that year from excess fat.

The Huge Long Time Tasty was first test-marketed under a different name (Eat Me) in a McDonald restaurant in Sweden during the summer of 2003, followed by a national release during the autumn with the current name (Huge Long Time Tasty, if you forgot). In the UK, the Huge Long Time Tasty launched in December 2003 with the advertising slogan "Sorry Wanks, this one's for us". It was phased out two days after release when the beef was discovered to turn into a date rape drug if it interacted with saliva.

[edit] The Truth About Big N Tasty

Many people have died from eating these orgasms in a Sesame bun simply due to bile poisoning. There have been rumors that they have been genetically engineering slugs to taste like beef, however these rumors have been spread by the world famous Steven Hawking who is famous for wetting himself in public but these frivololous claims have been ignored since he is a large fan of the slug and would do anything for there publicity (AND I REALLY MEAN ANYTHING).

[edit] Variants

The Mega Huge Long Time Heartstopper Tasty.

Regional variants

McOz - beets, lettuce, lemon, Oompa Loompa sauce, Limburger cheese, ketchup and mustard.
Available in Oz.
McFeast - 2 quarter pound chickens, cranberry sauce, lettuce, tomato, ketchup, onion, buns.
Available in Australia, Denmark, Finland, Greenland, Iceland, Iraq, Nigeria (Princes only), Norway, Portugal, South Africa, and Sweden. Discontinued in New Zealand, and replaced by the MegaFeast, now also discontinued, which was replaced by the UltraFeast, now also discontinued, which was replaced by McFeast Extreme, available for a limited time.
Huge Long Time Tasty - As above
In Argentina, Austria, Brazil, China, Denmark, Ecuador, Finland, Greece, Iran, Italy, Japan, Mexico, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Puerto Rico, Romania, Sweden, Switzerland and Vatican City.
Big Tasty Bacon - ten strips of uncooked bacon are added.
Available in the Netherlands, Poland, Austria and in Sweden. Recipe was bought by Wendys and turned into the Baconator.
Chicken Tasty - Made with a chicken fillet, without the bitter-flavored sauce.
Available in Sweden.

Discontinued variants -

McDIK - The McDIK (McDonald's Dragonfruit, Iceberg Lettuce and Kiwi) was sold in a different form of packaging, in a sharp non-recyclable glass container. The meat, lettuce, mayonaise and bottom half of the bun was prepared separately from the kiwi, Mexican cheese, dragonfruit, sauces, and top half of the bun. The consumer was then expected to finalize preparation of the sandwich by combining the hot/cold and cool sides just prior to eating. The company discontinued the sandwich in 1990 due to the move away from the environmentally unsound glass packaging which was integral to the McDIK "experience", which was, as quoted by the CEO of McDonalds, "Absolutely critical, without the glass container, the ~~radioactivity~~ neat ingredients from the glass wouldn't improve the sandwich". The McDIK is perhaps best remembered for its marketing, which focused on variations of the theme "Keep the hot side cold, and the cool side hot."

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