Big Brother America

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Big Brother America is not a TV show, this is a real game! They put about 50 people into a big house, somewhere in the USA and they live there, fighting with each other to survive! The only way out is by eviction, expulsion death or by quitting!

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• Do you Enjoy the need to harass, insult, berate and Make fun of others and not feel regret or remorse?
• Do you like to play hard, beat up others, Earn tonnes of cash, giving none to your Mama?
• Do you Get a kick out of making others lose, feel hurt, betrayed and beaten down until they just can't take it anymore?

Then Big Brother Is For You!!

Contents 1 Rules of Big Brother 2 Famous House Guests 3 Events at Big Brother 4 Winners 5 The House 5.1 First floor 5.2 Second floor 5.3 Third floor 5.4 Fourth floor 5.5 Fifth floor 6 Big Brother: Season 2 6.1 Nominations table 7 Trivia 8 Controversy and Criticism 8.1 Crowd noise 8.2 Influence from the outside world 8.3 Copious amounts of additional HouseGuests

[edit] Rules of Big Brother

1. No guests in the house are allowed to have sex. (This rule is FREQUENTLY broken)
2. They can only have 1 pair of pants, 1 shirt, 1 pair of socks and 1 pair of underwear.
3. There are Camera's everywhere and they make high pitched noises all day long!
4. Each Contestant participates in contests, which usually involves getting hurt and being yelled at many times by all the other contestants, especially when you lose!
5. No paper and no pens are allowed but if you're lucky enough to find them, there are a few guns carefully placed in the building! WARNING- only to be used in extreme cases!
6. No talking about the Big Brother people (Republicans) during your stay! No discussing the inside world with the outside

[edit] Famous House Guests

• Tom Cruise - in 2003, he entered the house and left on Finale Night! The guy ate everyone's food! Guests were afraid to vote him out because then his "Scientology" Alliance would attack back!

• Jed Bush - He entered the house in 2002 but was soon evicted because he lost the vote, even though he tried desperately to rig it! (just like in Florida).

• John Travolta - 2003, Immediately joined the Scientology Alliance when he entered the House, just after Cruise came in. Travolta likes to hit on other women while inside the house.

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[edit] Events at Big Brother

Head Of Household Competition

• guests compete against each other until exhaustion to decide who gets to run the house, which includes harassing, beating, yelling at all the house guests and Nominating 2 other guests for daily beatings and eventual eviction or death, whichever happens first!

Power of Veto da Beato

• Guests have the right to fight (literally) for the Veto da Beato which can save a guest from eviction (if they've died, it's too late haha) But whoever loses in the competition is allowed to be starved for 24 hours without food or water!

Food Competition

• These are very fun but only for those who get to watch! In order to get food for the house, you have to eat food! But this isn't no ordinary food. It can be anything, there's no food that is barred from this competition! One guest even had to go to the hospital once! Many have gotten sick from it.

Luxury Competitions

• Ya you heard right, you get to play for items like guns and knives and tv's and music! Sometimes the luxuries have even been strippers and Hookers! Or if you're married you get to have your husband/wife come in for the night and have wild hot Sex!

[edit] Winners

The first winner was Jessica Simpson back in 2004.

Season 2 was won by Renny Martyn in 2008.

[edit] The House

The house has a total of five floors! The house is made to hold a maximum of 24 people at a time, but this year, they made a House Next Door that can hold five people!!! Here is an overview of the house:

[edit] First floor

• Backyard - Where Head of Household competitions, Power of Veto competitions, and the rabid pit bulls are held!! It also contains a huge swimming pool and a hot tub that's great for late night orgies.
• Kitchen - Where they cook and eat food! Duhh!
• Dining Room - They eat food there too... hence why it's called a "Dining Room". They also nominate HouseGuests for Eviction in that room!!!
• Sitting Area - A small area with a few chairs and a potted plant.
• Diary Room - Actually a closet with a chair in it. In this room the Houseguests divulge their innermost feelings to the producers (aka: Republicans) about the show.

[edit] Second floor

• Green bedroom - A bedroom with green walls and five green striped beds!
• Blue bedroom - A bedroom with blue walls and five blue checkered beds!

[edit] Third floor

• Living room - The houseguests sit here when they wait to find out which nominee is evicted! Has two chairs and three huge couches!
• Pink bedroom - A bedroom with pink walls and five pink polka-dotted beds!
• Purple bedroom - A bedroom with purple walls and four purple beds!
• Bathroom - A bathroom with a toilet and shower and sinks!!!

[edit] Fourth floor

• Billiards room - A big room with a pool table and an open bar!!!

[edit] Fifth floor

• Chess balcony - A balcony looking down on the rest of the house that has a chess board and weird-ass sofa!
• Head of Household room - A massive bedroom with a King size bed and a private bathroom that has a huge bathtub in it!

[edit] Big Brother: Season 2

[edit] Nominations table

	Day 1	Week 1	Week 2	Week 3	Week 4	Week 5	Week 6	Week 7	Week 8	Week 9	Week 10	Week 11	Week 12
Head of Household	None	Dent	Emily	Davidik	Ian	Chelsea	Jillian	Daisy	Johnny	Umbra	Brian	Josh	Della Ron
Nominated	All HGs	Isabella Raggle	Renny Sameer	Gripper Hush	Davidik Quackers	Davidik Dylan	Peck Xavier	Gripper Ian	Jillian Purificacion	Emily Kiki	Davidik Xavier	Lisa Miss	Daisy Xavier
Evicted	Kickle 7 of 21 votes to evict	Isabella 65% to evict	Sameer 54% to evict	Hush 72% to evict	Quackers 53% to evict	Dylan 56% to evict	Peck 75% to evict	Gripper 70% to evict	Jillian 68% to evict	Emily 50.2% to evict	Davidik 85% to evict	Miss 73% to evict	Daisy 81% to evict

	Week 13	Week 14	Week 15	Week 16	Week 17	Week 18	Week 19	Week 20	Week 21	Week 22	Week 23	Week 23	Week 24
Head of Household	Raggle	Olivia	Zap	Abigail	Vinny	Iris	Dent	Ron	Kiki	Mitch	Xavier	Della	Elka
Nominated	Dent Purificacion	Johnny Iris	Brian Renny	Ian Olivia	Grim Renny	Xavier Vinny	Mitch Raggle	Excela Seltzer	Henry Yen	Renny Terry	Della Froggy	HND HGs	Della Froggy
Evicted	Purificacion 80% to evict	Johnny 59% to evict	Brian 66% to evict	Olivia 54% to evict	Grim 74% to evict	Vinny 83% to evict	Raggle 64% to evict	Seltzer 52% to evict	Yen 71% to evict	Terry 95% to evict	Della 60% to fake evict	Bunny Della's choice to evict	Froggy 77% to evict

	Week 25	Week 26	Week 27	Week 28	Week 29	Week 30	Week 31	Week 32	Week 33	Week 34	Week 35	Week 36	Week 37
Head of Household	Renny	Ian	Lisa	Chelsea	Blake	Della	Nashville	Henry	Iris	Josh	Ian	Dent	Ron
Nominated	Ron Zap	Elka Umbra	Ian Oliver	Jake Nashville	Elka Kiki	Excela Josh	Abigail Lisa	Abigail Chelsea	Nashville Xavier	Della Mitch	Henry Josh	Chelsea Gina	Elka Josh
Evicted	Zap 86% to evict	Umbra 90% to evict	Oliver 71% to evict	Jake 52% to evict	Kiki 70% to evict	Excela 82% to evict	Lisa 57% to evict	Abigail 62% to evict	Nashville 78% to evict	Mitch 51% to evict	Henry 63% to evict	Gina 69% to evict	Josh 61% to evict

	Week 38	Week 39	Week 40	Week 41	Week 42	Week 43	Week 44	Week 45	Week 46	Week 47	Week 48	Week 49	Week 50
Head of Household	Renny	Xavier	Della	Sammy	Walter	Blake	Ian	Mulligan	Dent	Della	Walter	Renny	Ian
Nominated	Elka Ian	Ian Ron	Chelsea Xavier	Iris Renny	Dent Neep	Ian Xavier	Blake Renny	Della Schwill	Walter Xiang	Mulligan Renny	Dent Renny	Della Ian	Renny Walter
Evicted	Elka 67% to evict	Ron 88% to evict	Chelsea 82% to evict	Iris 89% to evict	Neep 72% to evict	Xavier 50.04% to evict	Blake 87% to evict	Schwill 68% to evict	Xiang 84% to evict	Mulligan 92% to evict	Dent 88% to evict	Della 86% to evict	Walter 78% to evict

	Week 51	Runner-Up	Winner
Evicted	Sammy 20% (out of 3)	Ian 48% to win	Renny 52% to win

[edit] Trivia

• Most consecutive weeks without being nominated: Chelsea (31 weeks)
• Most Head of Household wins: Ian (5 wins)
• Only HouseGuest to have never been up for nomination: Sammy (12 weeks)
• Lowest eviction percentage: Xavier (50.04% to evict)
• Closest eviction vote: Ian v. Xavier (49.96% to 50.04% to evict)
• Oldest male HouseGuest: Henry (77 years old)
• Youngest male HouseGuest: Ian (19 years old)
• Oldest female HouseGuest: Della (64 years old)
• Youngest female HouseGuest: Sammy (18 years old)
• Most head-to-head evictions survived: Renny (8 head-to-heads)
• Highest eviction percentage: Terry (95% to evict)
• Least amount of time spent in house: Kickle (12 hours)

[edit] Controversy and Criticism

[edit] Crowd noise

Critics often point out that the live audience present at Eviction shows are abrasive loudmouths. Crowds are present at all Evictions (with the exception of Kickle's sunrise Eviction) and have very rarely given evicted HouseGuests a positive response. A recent article published by Time Magazine noticed that after reviewing the tapes of all Big Brother 2 "Eviction" episodes, Roseanne Barr noted that only a few popular HouseGuests (Peck, Emily, Johnny, Brian, and Olivia) were cheered upon their exits.[1] Even worse, further review showed that a member of the audience threw a taco at Purification while she exited the house (a racist jab at her Mexican heritage), and that several audience members pelted eggs at Terry during her Eviction walk. When asked about the issue, Producer Allison Grodner said that the harassment will decline as the series continues as only relatively popular contestants will remain in the House.

[edit] Influence from the outside world

Season 2 garnered large amounts of controversy for the fact that when a HouseGuest's eviction was announced, the percentage of the vote they received was announced as well. Several journalists criticized this action as it was believed that this gave HouseGuests how well they are being perceived in the house. Additionally, journalist Bill O'Reilly pointed out that following the Eviction of Peck, HouseGuests deduced that his Eviction percentage (the highest yet at the time)and the fact that audible cheering was heard during his exit, evidenced that Xavier was popular in the outside world. This caused Xavier to be nominated strategically by Heads of Household in later weeks with other HouseGuests that were near certain to get the axe. [2]

[edit] Copious amounts of additional HouseGuests

Critics have noted that throughout the second season, unnecessary amounts of additional HouseGuests have been added to the game in a desperate ploy to boost ratings. The "Intruders" were seen as controversial due to the fact that they were still eligible to win, despite having to survive less Evictions than original HouseGuests. Also, Bob Saget noted that the Intruder HouseGuests had unfair knowledge of how the contestants are perceived in the outside world, as well as knowing secrets in the house. The most noted use of unfair knowledge occurred on Day 78 when Intruder HouseGuests Ron and Della nominated Daisy for Eviction based on actions she displayed on television. This event occurred on a smaller scale earlier on Day 75 when Umbra nominated Emily and Kiki (who were both extremely popular at the time) solely because she wished to eliminate a strong contender from the game. This however, caused viewers to see her as a traitor, and Umbra was overwhelmingly evicted on the first opportunity given 17 weeks later.