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“Snap! Snap! Crack!!!”
- No images here, so thou can't go in their extended view.
- No red links here, so even thy writer's energy won't help thee escape.
- Thou can look here. I don't think, that thou'll find elsewhat in there.
- This article doesn't even belong to any category, so thou can't escape through some shit.
- Thou thought, that previous link leads elsewhere? And this one either?
- Don't dig a pit for anyone. Let him do it for himself.
- Supermassive black hole is the best mousetrap. But how to get a victim from there?
- If first two didn't help, try ’em again. Exempli gratiā, tomorrow. Thou'll have to sleep here, but thou are a hunter or who?
- If thou're not a hunter, there's only one way. Thou are hunter's meal.
edit Thou're still here?
Erudits (101 and more) are able to read and understand even this.
Who's able explain, whatever is the endl-
ess? And whoever may percept the endl-
It's because the writer is trapped in Beta-trap.
Thou might help Uncyclopedia, if thou'll save him.
edit Who saved the writer
- 2nd anonymous