Berlinlandstan

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Founded on Feb. 13, 1734, Berlinlandstan is a peaceful country that was founded by the one and only bad-ass, Erwin Rommel.

Berlinlandstan was originally a bit of the Middle East that lied outside of China. It was primarily used for mammoth hunting. It was established when Erwin Rommel made a trade with a farmer named John Wayne. He traded the entire area of land for a bucket of water. However, the water was then declared property of Berlinlandstan.

[edit] Riots

[edit] 1734

There were many riots regarding the tax increase for the possession of Halo Wars 9. It seemed to many potitical advisers that had been living under rocks for the last 20 years that Rommel was going to die of forced suicide by Hitler, a p0rn-obbessed n00b who had himself committed suicide. Rommel thought for 5 seconds about how to solve the problem, most of which was used to wonder how he was surrounded by stupid advisors.

On March 7th, 1735, he got the population under control by sending ultra sonic waves through television sets. Millions of dogs went crazy and bit their owners. Fearing being pwned by Rommel again, they settled down.

[edit] Change of leadership

Rommel had been suffering from pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis since before he had became such a bad-ass. In 1759, he decided to give the country to his clone, Leeroy Jenkins, and declare his relative, Jake Featherston, commander. Many people were at first confused by how Rommel had given military status to Featherston. Rommel being Fieldmarshal didnt care if people were confused. middle of Rommelgrad,the capital of the country, the population declared itself sorry, to which Reb said, "It's okay." Featherston Eventualy grew board of being in charge and gave control over to Robert E. Lee .

[edit] Military Changes

Robert E Lee later decided to invent Confederate technology and terms, only with Field Marshal being above General.

[edit] World War II

Main article: Mid-Battle of The Bulge

Erwin’s Pwningist Army was Rommel's private army. In 1944, Leeroy Jenkins declared that there was only one man bad-ass enough to destroy Hitler, who somehow was alive again. Rommel helped war effort while Robert E Lee took his place at Halo. Lee was not nearly as bad-ass as Erwin, and thus decided that putting up a poster of Rommel would save him. It did.

Rommel eventually killed a whole bunch of no0bs. Leeroy declared that the Confederates should take it from there. Rommel returned to Halo and Lee returned to Berlinlandstan.

[edit] Spin-off countries

[edit] Neo-America

Main article: Neo-America

General Robert E. Lee then decided to start Neo-America. Neo-America decided to revolt and declare war on America. Neo-America, however, was not part of America, but istead of Berlinlandstan, obviously. Lee, however, decided to declare it a separate country and he let anyone he picked rule it. They agreed, and he picked for insert random dictator here