Bel Air

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Fresh Prince of Bel Air is so epic that he can combine Warcraft and Freshness!

Bel Air(ing) is commonly misconceived as a city, when actually it's a practical joke played on the unsuspecting public, through use of great wit and word play. Usually Bel Airing someone involves a dramatic story of epic proportions (nearly that of 300), then finishing it off by telling them how you got in one little fight and your mother got scared, and how your mother told you that you are moving in with your aunt and uncle in Bel Air. In rare occasions, the story can be continued using lyrics from the rest of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song... Unfortunately, no one really knows past that first line, including me.

[edit] History

The history of Bel Airing goes back many many many years. In fact, no one really knows how old it is, except the Fresh Prince Himself. In fact, whoever wrote the Fresh Prince of Bel Air article doesn't know how old the Fresh Prince is himself... Or herself.. Or itself. Point is, it's old. In fact, it goes back to the times when TV had shows about rich black families, and when boom blasters and ghetto boxes (wait, what?) roamed the Earth.

[edit] Execution

Some teachers lack a sense of humour, and then blame it on something to do with educating you better.

As are people, the "Bel Air" is a risky procedure that can only be executed under certain circumstances, and can often be done poorly, however sometimes greatly beneficial. Also, both can end in bloodshed... Use at your own risk. An example of a poor execution of Bel Airing would most likely include a long boring story about nothing anyone cares about redundant sentences without periods and ending it with something to do with me getting in one little fight and my mom got scared and I'm moving in with my aunty and uncle in Bel Air. However, a good example would be going up to your teacher and confusing the hell out of them. Mind you, it's probably not a good way to end an essay, unless of course your teacher is the almighty Fresh Prince of Bel Air.