Being and Nothingness
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Being and Love
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In it Sartre talks about love like it ain’t shit, because he says it’s just your ass trying to turn someone into an object and turn into an object by touching their ass. Also, he thinks sadism and masochism are fucked up which isn't true cuz they're fuckin' fresh.
Being and Consciousness
Being and Nothingness cares a lot about consciousness which is some hilarious gay shit that all these faggots are fuckin' around with. It’s that shit in your head that you is, you know? Cuz you aren't your body cuz they can cut that shit off and you'll still be there up in your head where you see shit, you feel me?
Being and Faith
Being and Nothingness also talks about bad faith, which is this thing when someone has two beliefs at the same time cuz they're lying to themselves, for real. I don't even know why anyone would want to do that cuz it's so fucking stupid I could die. Why would you lie to yourself? That's like spanking your own ass and not even for fun.
Being and the World
Plus, Sartre talks about the physical world in that book but also the transcendent realm, which makes like no fucking sense because you can't have both of them, you see?