In 1960, year of our lord, the United States decided to be pussy dicks (because they were afraid to take on the most kick-ass army ever), and use some fat lazy Real Estate agents from Cuba to invade cuba, in hopes that their former slaves and toilet-cleaners would greet them with arms and liberate themselves. Surprisingly, and to the dismay of dipshits everywhere, the plan failed and, like the 100 years war, the invader failed to acquire new cigars.
edit Peace and Harmony
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Ba*tits*a: lol sup dwite
Ba*tits*a: want sum cigars
D_DayBoiz: y4 l0l
D_DayBoiz bu7 5r5ly, 0nly if j00 5ubm1t to t3h US!
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edit The Beginning
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Castr059: haha pwnage!
D_DayBoiz: sh17 wtf?
Castr059: i am the pwnzor
D_DayBoiz: STFU n00b
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edit Whining Reactionaries
Johnny63: shit not you
Castr059: VIVA TEH REVOLUCIONz0rz
Johnny63: fucken pinko
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Refu_G: noes johnny63 help he tooked my estait!
Castr059: WTF joo noob i liberated u!!
Johnny63: its k were gonna kick his ass
edit Mass Pwnage
Castr059: shit nikita get online
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Johnny63: fuk you
Castr059: haha imma get nukes now
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