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This article is one rigid, gay jelly. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, lolls at the leg, and is an unfunny turd. If you attempt to cure this, you will most relentlessly pander Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or the submitter will bamboozle your milquetoast!!!!!!

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NOTE: There are MAJOR mice between Bat Fuck Insane and Ape-Shit Crazy

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The term comes from the Latin, Defleitermousix Fornix Propheticia, but all I ever wanted was the watermelon, and she wouldn't give it to me and they just keep on buggin' me and it builds up inside, IT BUILDS UP INSIDE!!!! The Two Types was a popular comic among British troops in WWII...

However, the lazy lingua Latina hardly does justice to the burning reality of bat FUCK inSANE.

Contents 1 TOO MUCH BAT FUCK INSANITY!! 2 History 3 CLICK HERE AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! 3.1 Philosophy and Metaphysics of 'BAT FUCK INSANE 4 WHO LEFT THE TOASTER ON BLEND?! 4.1 Causes 4.2 Elmo's Cousin Murple, and his Artificially inseminated son spud 4.3 Iiiiii LooLOooLOOOlOoOOove EEeEesEMEMEMEEERRREELDlldEEEWWEEEE SQUALlLORLLOLlror 5 Yah Naa What? 5.1 The Black Hole 5.2 How to avoid being BAT FUCK INSANE TO THE MAX TIMES TEN PLUS AROUND FOUR BUT I COULD SETTLE FOR THREE AND A HALF 5.3 Ahem 5.4 Other bat fucks

[edit] TOO MUCH BAT FUCK INSANITY!!

1. Whorepresents

A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com.

2. Expertsexchange

Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com.

3. Penisland

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net.

4. Therapistfinder

Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com,thepeople that can convince you to give up jihad once and for all.

5. Powergenitalia

Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com.

6. ????

^^A South Park reference. Ignore.

7. Ipanywhere

If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com.

8. cummingfirst

Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com.

9. speedofart

Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com.

10. gotahoe

Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com.

“FUCKER TOLD ME TO DO IT!!”

~ They Guy who Discovered Salvia

                              'IMPORTANT INFORMATION!!:

HELP ME!! THE MEN IN WHITE COATS ARE COMING TO RAPE ME AND TAKE ME BACK TO THAT PLACE! NOT THAT PLACE! ANYWHERE BUT THERE? GET ME OUTTA HERE! I DON'T WANA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIIIIE! PLEASE HELP! So, yeah, I may have killed that guy. And his bitch sister. BUT I'M INNOCENT!!

[edit] History

Confutatis Maledictis! wantz to touch ur Penizzzzz made of jello and wine

the first case of bat fuck insanty was recorded during 10,000 BC (Bat Cake) when the lion lord of the katanga tribe shot himself in the foot with a pre ordered dildo spear, his foot was infected and as they taken him to the tribes shaman Dewayne "JR" Ewing, he was unable to fight the infection off as he was bat FUCK.

The tribe then reproduced at an alarming rate filling the earth with people vulnerable to bat fuck insaniiiiiiityyyyyyyyyyy

The next to account for bat fuck insanity was Attila the Hun, who went Bat Fuck Insane in the year 134567695940 BBFI (Before Bat fuck insane). He masturbated himself to death while continuing with the Bat Fuck Insane tripes, which he pulled from the stump of his own vagipenis. "Gurgghggh!" he said calmly, in classical Egyptian no less. His friends, homosexuals, and lesbians and gay males and lesbians and homosexuals were horrified as his decapitated and partially disemboweled body strolled around the Rice Wok and attended fags games at the Coliseum. Finally the Senate approved his execution and they hurled a hopelessly insane Atilla into the vagina of Hillary Clinton. The worst place any living thing can go to, for the unforgivable jelly of watching a 4 hour documentary about the history of boiling water while masturbating to death. The Two Types was a popular comic among British troops in WWII... There he cureed whilst attempting to stuff some fat into Nicole Richie's body. stoat (a weasel is totally different). jelly cureed your jelly so troyer could cure your little jelly. This jelly needs a lobotomy.

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During Act 4, Scene 1 of the naked interpretive dance version of Disney's The Little Mermaid, if you turn up the volume all the way and start Britney Spears' first album, "Hit Me Baby One More Time" when the lion roars, you will see the rhyme minded purest celebration of joy or cureing the unforgivable jelly mixed with the uninhabitable un-creation of unbeing. Once you have completed this simple process, by the time you are done it is too late, you are already BAT FUCK INSANE! If you act now, only 5, we will also throw in a free* lobster scented toaster (strudel)!

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In 625 AD the emaciated friar Lucretius Leviathan began to preach about bats. He began to pray to bats, invoking their membranous wings as a metaphor for the Trinity, the Pentanity, and BAT FUCK INSANITY!!!! The skinny little weezer took bats into his bed and sang songs to them under the covers. He made soups and stews of bat guano. He began to put on a little weight and started looking pretty good, really. However the isolation coupled with the harsh winter (All you base are belongs to us) slowly drove poor Lucretius too seek other uses for bat guano. He fermented the bat's droppings with melted snow and came upon a delicious alcoholic beverage, which unbeknownst to him would drive him BAT FUCK INSANE! Fire. FIRE. AHHHH MY BUTTHOLE! LOOK AT IT!! (_0_)

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King Froedrick IVII of Salmonella became bat bat bat batbatbatbatfuck BAT FUCK INSANE on learning that his wife, Queen Latifah, was actually a transvestite hippopotamus named Lucy Grindwhickers. He had been making love to that nasty nookie for 17 years and NEVER NOTICED THE SMELL! Or her immense hippopotamus genitals. Anyway, King Freddy declared himself the Well-Hung Savior and pranced through the streets of Froedricksburgh waving his St. Peter like a very small pink jelly. He was laughed to death by his cynical subjects, who had just learned that the 100 Years' War was going into extra innings. King Froedrick died completely BAT FUCK INSANE!

There was also a major incident between Julius Caesar and the Gallic king

[edit] CLICK HERE AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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== BUFUCK INSAN == was his name-oh. upon saying his name julius caesar ate his legs and became BAT FUCK INSANE. During the age of Norwegian singer Gertain Kersolov there was butter in his pocket which he lathered on old ladies Oh god it's seriously fucking happening again god whyyyyyyy? Porque? said the wise man to the falling oak. Miriam Von Turnblad and then there was all the sudden Paul Rubens irresistible gum drops spewed across the whole country of Greenland it's quite cold there fucker why would you kick me in my puppy fuck you Danny said to the quite queer queen PALINDROME ALERT Kayak, FUCKER! kayaks are what started Bat fuck insane fuck insane bat ass wiper that's right I said it they didn't shoot me they stared at me and said "GO MY FINE YOUNG MAN, WE YELL AT YOU WITH COMPASSION"

“ASS BUTTER”

~ Robin Williams

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Oh my god I can almost see the top. I think I might make it! Once the band Obituary wrote their ill-fated song in 1337, they all subsequently became bAt fuCk InSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANe. Anyone who listens to it will suffer the same fate. Commercial break : New Obituary Single OUT NOW !!

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One of the most recent cases of BAT FUCK INSANITY is that of the current President of the U.S.A.;George W. Bush who once ate a bill proposed by Congress, while trying to molest Fred Phelps. Later he declared that "The US government is uh, yeah, go Texans!". And I never had sex relations animal doodie with that...um. Person. Thing. Whatever you call Michael Jackson." Bush is widely acclaimed as Americas most BATFUCKINSANE president.

Y are U STILL READING THIS ARRRRTICLE????

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At the close of WWI civilization was in Shambles. Shambles taste just like babies. And all the citizens of Shambles were BAT FUCK INSANE. Through the magic of mental contamination civilization became BAT FUck INsane too. Just look at the drug laws, for instance. Just look at television programming. Just look in your pants. You can look in our pants, but you will have to give us a pfennig first. You dirrrrty bat FUCK INSANE pervert.

This concludes our examination of the history of bAT fUCK iNsANE. Please exit at the rear of your nearest public librarian.

[edit] Philosophy and Metaphysics of 'BAT FUCK INSANE

Are you Bat Fuck INSANE? Why would anyone with a single particle of sanity expect BAt fuCK INININISAAAAAAAAANE to have a philosophy and metaphysics? FFFFF

After you go for a walk, please take care of the grass around you, it's so green and tasty; don't step on it, you might get Bat Fuck Insane. Oh, fuck, you're already ARE BAT FUckINg INsanE. Well, in that case, just eat shit and die. Or relax, sit down and enjoy your lasts moments while we dispatch a Bat-Fuck-Insane-Terminator. fire in my titholes.

Have a safe and productive day 'ROLL TOP DESK.....Help me SHOVE THIS PENCIL UP MY ASS TO STICK OUT OF MY VAGINCOCK!!! jaykay fo shizzles I'm a fucking dork and I like to eat cock for fucking BRUNCH not lunch tho cause by then its gone hard and it wont fit in my FUCKING mouth!:D

[edit] WHO LEFT THE TOASTER ON BLEND?!

MMMHHHM! Let me tell you something I will jump over this table like Mario and jump on you so hard a coin will pop out of your ass. Can you please get my baby from a tree.

...BABY FROM THE FUCKING TREE!

thats what he said when the dog ignored him then the toilets started leaking chocolate pudding, (at least it tasted like chocolate pudding). I THINK! Then my Mom aborted my little brother on the coffee table then used him as an ashtray for about three years until I called the cops on my cool new phone from VERSION WIRELESS!!!! Then Jesus came out swinging with a steel pipe.

“Jesus Christ!”

~ Random bystander getting hit in the face with a steel pipe

“Random bystander getting hit the face with a steel pipe!”

~ Jesus Christ

I regained consciousness then I opened up on people with 2 "I FUCKING SAID 2" AK-47s and then santa "YEAH THAT RIGHT I FUCKING SAID SANTA, DON'T LOSE YOUR TAMPONS!!!" came down from the sky and slit his wrists covering all the unsuspecting citizens with artificial vanilla which tastes like musket puppy whats a musket puppy you ask?

MUSKET PUPPY!!!!!!!!!! MONKEY FUCKER

in Texas |

==valium cell texaco==

In the tradition of pragmatic empiricism, BAT fuck INSANE holds that the guano stands in a FAT BUCK INSANE? FAT BUCK INSANE? supererogatory position with respect to the stalagmites that are savagely violating the superego and BAT world-image. Hegel agreed. Proust agreed. Nietzsche made out with a one-legged hooker. bah bah BAHHHHH BIBIBIBI B'OO BO OB 'OB 'O'B' O'BO L' 'O'BL'OL!! OGO'G'OG! LOPOPOPO! ZAA)A)A!!!!!!>Hemingway agreed, and also offered us a pfennig to look down our pants. [WHO SAID THAT? is it the little batman in our brains, the one that keeps making us think about Bat Fuck Insane?]

No. No one is in our brains. We swear it. Take the electrodes off our skulls. Please. Please please please take the batbatbatbatfuckingINSANE electrodes off our skulls. What. The. Fuck? Over.

I AM NOT A BUTLER!

OMFG IT GRANTS IMMUNITY FROM CHICKEN FUCK INSANITY omfg win. WAIT whats that noise. STOPP!!!!! HAMMERZEIT!

Now back to Hannah Montana. Wait a second, how did that get in there? shitttt. Get it out of there. Now. My shits in there. Fuckin' butshit. Fire.

[edit] Causes

Mainly caused by the face-fucking bats. Oh yes, MY ANUS IS BLEEEDING! Some idiots hang out on ridges at dusk, waiting for the bats to come. And come they do. These madwomen do it for a rush. Why don't they just stick to train or elevator surfing? It's safer and less addictive.

Holy shit, thats BaT Fuck INSaNee3! Some Zombies believe the Pope loved cheese wheels and delicious seeds?! Now that, Mr. President, is Bat Fuck INSANE! Peanut butter lubes.

I will fly to Heaven, pick up truck. Seventy seven babies nnnnninety five babbbiies now longer. Slip and fall, Tony Danza, Tyondai Braxton. zipzipzip...

[edit] Elmo's Cousin Murple, and his Artificially inseminated son spud

Boxxy was born Catie Marie Osmond on December 25, 0001. Or was that Jesus? I don't know, it was the twentieth century fox, it melts your sinuses until they breed koala. Boxxy got famous by making hilarious parodies of popular music, including Amish Paradise and My Bologna. She is not actually spawned from The Joker and Alyson Hannigan, but of course she was raised by Sepiroth for most of his/her life. 4Chan melts your brain! On 3rd of Septvember, 1337, Boxxy made her first video on Your Tube, talking about jumping things because she's geek. She is named Boxxy because the national anthem of her hometown of Equalia is "Man In The Boxx". Today, she resides in Venice Beach, CA, where she helps the career of her Musician daughter, Brooke. She has recently divorced. </center> By the power of greyskull!!!!!! golf

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YeeesseseesSEs SShehhehe eIS so cutEeeeEe it makes me Bat fUCk INsAnE! Alsso, Mafrea NAgagatyyeaae iss sossoo scuteeTEtteeteteetetettetETTEETe. TheyuyyYYyyyYYyyYY nbbbooIPOOthhhhh Hhaavebnneee evetrrtUyy big boobs.

[edit] Yah Naa What?

Millions and millons of people lose their lives to Bat fuck Insanity every single fucking year, year after goddamn year what the fuck cant any one stop the insanity?

“NO!”

~ Bat Fuck Insane

C'mon my mom and my dad are humping the drafts in the barn that's when George Clinton came and beat the vice president of Nicaragua in to jelly beans. Yes of course if you beat a person enough they turn in to DELICIOUS FUCKING JELLY BEANS!

[edit] The Black Hole

And now that we're in our printing chair, lets..... PRINT!

SHBUUUQUIL WILL TAKE OVER WORLD

SHBUUUQUIL WILL TAKE OVER WORLD

Why do you make me feel like no one? 3: --Yoshi Likes Balls 02:20, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

IF THIS ARTICLE IS TOO INTENSE 4 U pleez clik hErE

yeh, yeh, no, realy, no the pipework is next to the purple horses. That is irrelivant Jack Nicholson lima beans fucking lima beans. pancakes and fireflys are next to the oven but don't get too frustrated with the earrings.
a/A pigeon licked my eye with it's long hard window double glazed works best? get off the train i spilled my onions on the DENZIL WASHINGTON. I have a package wanna c it, no okay i'll come by every NovemBer mornangg until my omlet emulsifies..!..!..!..?@!"£$%^&*() 8-)-+-[
BUT MOM I FUCKED dropped sum pencilM GOD mysdself fuck the lisa mona I WABR dfiwed unions in my dESert fucke you in yoir TOM CRUSE

If you can read this you are BAT FUCK INSANE

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[edit] How to avoid being BAT FUCK INSANE TO THE MAX TIMES TEN PLUS AROUND FOUR BUT I COULD SETTLE FOR THREE AND A HALF

*GASPS FOR AIR* OH MY GOD! I made it into open space! Oh thank the gods. I need to rest now, the rest of the climb will be even more perilous. Oh god. I can feel the pull of their madness. I haven't even begun the journey and already my sanity is slipping
STEP ONE: Don't get stabbed, just buy a big administrative fork and throw it at a strudel, like you do.
STEPPING UP A LADDER TWO: If you failed step one and got stabbed you deserved to be stabbed, because when Jesus came down he said "YO BITCHES THIS IS MY BODY GIVEN UP FOR YOU LOL!" and that's why everyone loves him because he was such a motherfucking badass. HI MAMA!
STEP UP IS A MOVIE (THREE): I was lying in bed last night dreaming of a large dog getting choked by a big motherfucking fish when my pillow got slashed by some nazi dickhead and he pulled all the fluffy stuff out. So to avoid getting angry i decided to do my happy dance then kick the fuck out of an Automatic Teller Machine. A parrot came up and said "Yo WhY tHe FuCk YoU dO tHaT bItCh?" and i said "Oh Go FuCk A pIrAtEs ShOuLdEr" and i knifed him with a piece of lumber.
STEPPY STEPPY STEP STEP FOUR: OUCH BITCH I JUST WALKED INTO A WALL AND IT FUCKING HURT MY NOSE! OUCH BRO! my soup is getting cold so im going to have to go take by dog out for a walk. My cats dont like my dog so i just scream at them and tell them to drink their own vomit. My sister looks like my brother.
STEP FIVE: Watch the Mighty Boosh
IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE BITCHES! WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!I'LL DRIVE A jelly INBETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND IT WON'T BE VERY COMFORTABLE BUT YOU WON'T COMPLAIN BECAUSE IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

[edit] Ahem

Bubraaaaaaaadudbddleydoovrgh That was one of the protoss sound literation from starcraft

[edit] Other bat fucks

• Bat duck insane
• Bat fuck cocaine
• Bat fuck Brisbane
• Bat fuck mundane
• Butt fuck insane
• Bat fuck pee
• Cat fuck insane
• Space Satan aka Bat Fuck Satan
• Rats in the Walls
• Shit in a Cup

Nah, you sure as hell are bat fuck insane! That's why you're reading this shit drunk in the first place.

Oh my god no dont drop me off here! I didn't kill her! I'M INNOCENT! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEEE!!!!! Wait, I think I see a way up.....

== Famous Last Words == i clap rap. you know thisroast duck party 3000000000000000000§§§§§§

was

SPARTA!!!!

have by a fiddle widening cock monkey fucked me in my ass last night with the power of greyskull</s>

MY WIFE'S A Wonderful Person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111

THIS PLACE IS BAT FUCKING-SHIT INSANITY!