Bat Fuck Insane
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NOTE: There are MAJOR homotopies between Bat Fuck Insane and Ape-Shit Crazy
The term comes from the Latin, Defleitermousix Fornix Propheticia, but all I ever wanted was the castle, and she wouldn't give it to me and they just keep on buggin' me and it builds up inside, IT BUILDS UP INSIDE!!!! The Two Types was a popular comic among British troops in WWII...
However, the lazy lingua Latina hardly does justice to the burning reality of bat FUCK inSANE.
[edit] UNCYCLOPEDIA IS oddly FUNNY
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“...Fuck this. I'm outta here...”
~ Oscar Wilde on Bat Fuck Insane
“Good look pen”
~ Death Note'd on Oscar Wilde
- Explorers 1-30 approach the final room of the temple, where the pen of the obscure petroglyphs is stored!
Explorer 1(aka INDIANA JONES):IT'S OFFICIAL WE'VE REACHED THE pen of the obscure petroglyphs BOYS YOU MAKE IT TO THE TOP ONLY TO GET KNOCKED DOWN AND NOW IT'S ALL OVER NOTHING WILL SAVE US I CAN ONLY PRAY TO WHATEVER DEITY MAY BE WATCHING THAT AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
- Bat Fuck Insaners: "YOU'RE COMING WITH US! ALL OF YOU!"
- Explorer 18:Rick Roll is Rick Rolling my gerbils ablated pen down! OMG! Now Bruce Lee is raping my house! Argh!
| I don't like you! (You're a big fat meanypants!) Meany Meany Meany Mean Mean Mean! |
Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
- Explorer 25:ohgodohgodohgodohgodhesstuckinapetroglyphs
- Explorer 19:SOMEBODY HELP ME IM BEING ATTACKED BY MONKEYS THEYRE PROTECTING THE pen OF THE obscure petroglyphs AND THE SCROLL TOO AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA POOPY MCFUCKERTON JUST SHOT ME
- Explorer 13:YAY!
- Explorer 2:Don't you fucking touch my pen.
'''I'm going to use that seemingly normal guy on some of my pages.'''
“Please take away my eyes!!! I have neither need nor want of them any more!!!!”
~ The Establishment after glimpsing Bat Fuck Insane
- Lost Explorer:Listen, please, for the love of fuck get me out of here. I managed to claw my way to the top of the page but I cant get out. Their all crazy down there. I'm the only sane one left. Just open the top and let me out. NO DONT WALK AWAY!! THEY'LL KILL ME!!
- Psycho Bastards:"WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!" "one of us, one of us". Wait, what are those gorillas doing to my pickles and my peanut butter jelly sandwich? FUNNY EVIL KITTENS!!!!!!!!
- Explorer 1(aka Indiana Jones): MEN, WE HAVE TO FIND THE pen of the obscure petroglyphs AND WE GOTTA SAVE THAT LOST EXPLORER! QUICKLY, CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!
Vin Diesol bot mea a go cart tat runz on da hoops and dreamz of oprhanz.. it goez fast OMGOMGOGMGOGMGK
[edit] TOO MUCH BAT FUCK INSANITY!!
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TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TOLD ME TO DO IT!!
'IMPORTANT INFORMATION!!:
HELP ME!! THE MEN IN WHITE COATS ARE COMING TO RAPE ME AND TAKE ME BACK TO THAT PLACE! NOT THAT PLACE! ANYWHERE BUT THERE? GET ME OUTTA HERE! I DON'T WANA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIIIIE! PLEASE HELP! So, yeah, I may have killed that guy. And his bitch sister. BUT I'M INNOCENT!!
[edit] History
Confutatis Maledictis! wantz to touch ur Penizzzzz made of jello and wine
the first case of bat fuck insanty was recorded during 10,000 BC (Bat Cake) when the lion lord of the katanga tribe shot himself in the foot with a pre ordered dildo spear, his foot was infected and as they taken him to the tribes shaman Dewayne "JR" Ewing, he was unable to fight the infection off as he was bat FUCK.
The tribe then reproduced at an alarming rate filling the earth with people vulnerable to bat fuck insaniiiiiiityyyyyyyyyyy
The next to account for bat fuck insanity was Atilla the Hun, who went Bat Fuck Insane in the year 134567695940 BBFI (Before Bat fuck insane). He masturbated himself to death while continuing with the Bat Fuck Insane tripes, which he pulled from the stump of his own vagipenis. "Gurgghggh!" he said calmly, in classical Egyptian no less. His friends, homosexuals, and lesbians and gay males and lesbians and homosexuals were horrified as his decapitated and partially disemboweled body strolled around the Rice Wok and attended fags games at the Coliseum. Finally the Senate approved his execution and they hurled a hopelessly insane Atilla into the vagina of Hillary Clinton. The worst place any living thing can go to, for the unforgivable pen of watching a 4 hour documentary about the history of boiling water while masturbating to death. The Two Types was a popular comic among British troops in WWII... There he vitiateed whilst attempting to stuff some fat into Nicole Richie's body. stoat (a weasel is totally different). pen vitiateed your pen so troyer could vitiate your little pen. This pen needs a lobotomy.
During Act 4, Scene 1 of the naked interpretive dance version of Disney's The Little Mermaid, if you turn up the volume all the way and start Britney Spears' first album, "Hit Me Baby One More Time" when the lion roars, you will see the rhyme minded purest celebration of joy or vitiateing the unforgivable pen mixed with the uninhabitable un-creation of unbeing. Once you have completed this simple process, by the time you are done it is too late, you are already BAT FUCK INSANE! If you act now, only 5, we will also throw in a free* lobster scented toaster (strudel)!
In 625 AD the emaciated friar Lucretius Leviathan began to preach about bats. He began to pray to bats, invoking their membranous wings as a metaphor for the Trinity, the Pentanity, and BAT FUCK INSANITY!!!! The skinny little weezer took bats into his bed and sang songs to them under the covers. He made soups and stews of bat guano. He began to put on a little weight and started looking pretty good, really. However the isolation coupled with the harsh winter (All you base are belongs to us) slowly drove poor Lucretius too seek other uses for bat guano. He fermented the bat's droppings with melted snow and came upon a delicious alcoholic beverage, which unbeknownst to him would drive him BAT FUCK INSANE! Fire. FIRE. AHHHH MY BUTTHOLE! LOOK AT IT!! (_0_)
There was also a major incident between Julius Caesar and the Gallic king
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== BUFUCK INSAN == was his name-oh. upon saying his name julius caesar ate his legs and became BAT FUCK INSANE.
Oh my god I can almost see the top. I think I might make it! Once the band Obituary wrote their ill-fated song in 1337, they all subsequently became bAt fuCk InSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANe. Anyone who listens to it will suffer the same fate. Commercial break : New Obituary Single OUT NOW !!
One of the most recent cases of BAT FUCK INSANITY is that of the current President of the U.S.A.;George W. Bush who once ate a bill proposed by Congress, while trying to molest Fred Phelps. Later he declared that "The US government is uh, yeah, go Texans!". And I never had sex relations animal doodie with that...um. Person. Thing. Whatever you call Michael Jackson." Bush is widely acclaimed as Americas most BATFUCKINSANE president.
Y are U STILL READING THIS ARRRRTICLE????
At the close of WWI civilization was in Shambles. Shambles taste just like babies. And all the citizens of Shambles were BAT FUCK INSANE. Through the magic of mental contamination civilization became BAT FUck INsane too. Just look at the drug laws, for instance. Just look at television programming. Just look in your pants. You can look in our pants, but you will have to give us a pfennig first. You dirrrrty bat FUCK INSANE pervert.
This concludes our examination of the history of bAT fUCK iNsANE. Please exit at the rear of your nearest public librarian.
[edit] Philosophy and Metaphysics of 'BAT FUCK INSANE
Are you Bat Fuck INSANE? Why would anyone with a single particle of sanity expect BAt fuCK INININISAAAAAAAAANE to have a philosophy and metaphysics? FFFFF
After you go for a walk, please take care of the grass around you, it's so green and tasty; don't step on it, you might get Bat Fuck Insane. Oh, fuck, you're already ARE BAT FUckINg INsanE. Well, in that case, just eat shit and die. Or relax, sit down and enjoy your lasts moments while we dispatch a Bat-Fuck-Insane-Terminator. fire in my titholes.
Have a safe and productive day 'ROLL TOP DESK.....Help me SHOVE THIS PENCIL UP MY ASS TO STICK OUT OF MY VAGINCOCK!!! jaykay fo shizzles I'm a fucking dork and I like to eat cock for fucking BRUNCH not lunch tho cause by then its gone hard and it wont fit in my FUCKING mouth!:D
[edit] valium cell texaco
No. No one is in our brains. We swear it. Take the electrodes off our skulls. Please. Please please please take the batbatbatbatfuckingINSANE electrodes off our skulls. What. The. Fuck? Over.
I AM NOT A BUTLER!
OMFG IT GRANTS IMMUNITY FROM CHICKEN FUCK INSANITY omfg win. WAIT whats that noise. STOPP!!!!! HAMMERZEIT!
Now back to Hannah Montana. Wait a second, how did that get in there? shitttt. Get it out of there. Now. My shits in there. Fuckin' butshit. Fire.
[edit] Causes
Mainly caused by the face-fucking bats. Oh yes, MY ANUS IS BLEEEDING! Some idiots hang out on ridges at dusk, waiting for the bats to come. And come they do. These madwomen do it for a rush. Why don't they just stick to train or elevator surfing? It's safer and less addictive.
Holy shit, thats BaT Fuck INSaNee3! Some Zombies believe the Pope loved cheese wheels and delicious seeds?! Now that, Mr. President, is Bat Fuck INSANE! Peanut butter lubes.
[edit] Elmo's Cousin Murple, and his Artificially inseminated son spud
Boxxy was born Catie Marie Osmond on December 25, 0001. Or was that Jesus? I don't know, it was the twentieth century fox, it melts your sinuses until they breed koala. Boxxy got famous by making hilarious parodies of popular music, including Amish Paradise and My Bologna. She is not actually spawned from The Joker and Alyson Hannigan, but of course she was raised by Sepiroth for most of his/her life. 4Chan melts your brain! On 3rd of Septvember, 1337, Boxxy made her first video on Your Tube, talking about jumping things because she's geek. She is named Boxxy because the national anthem of her hometown of Equalia is "Man In The Boxx". Today, she resides in Venice Beach, CA, where she helps the career of her Musician daughter, Brooke. She has recently divorced. </center> By the power of greyskull!!!!!! 31,337
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[edit] The Black Hole
And now that we're in our printing chair, lets..... PRINT!
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yeh, yeh, no, realy, no the pipework is next to the purple horses. That is irrelivant Jack Nicholson lima beans fucking lima beans. pancakes and fireflys are next to the oven but don't get too frustrated with the earrings.
a/A pigeon licked my eye with it's long hard window double glazed works best? get off the train i spilled my onions on the DENZIL WASHINGTON. I have a package wanna c it, no okay i'll come by every NovemBer mornangg until my omlet emulsifies..!..!..!..?@!"£$%^&*() 8-)-+-[
BUT MOM I FUCKED dropped sum pencilM GOD mysdself fuck the lisa mona I WABR dfiwed unions in my dESert fucke you in yoir TOM CRUSE
If you can read this you are BAT FUCK INSANE</font>
[edit] How to avoid being BAT FUCK INSANE TO THE MAX TIMES TEN PLUS AROUND FOUR BUT I COULD SETTLE FOR THREE AND A HALF
*GASPS FOR AIR* OH MY GOD! I made it into open space! Oh thank the gods. I need to rest now, the rest of the climb will be even more perilous. Oh god. I can feel the pull of their madness. I haven't even begun the journey and already my sanity is slipping
STEP ONE: Don't get stabbed, just buy a big administrative fork and throw it at a strudel, like you do.
STEPPING UP A LADDER TWO: If you failed step one and got stabbed you deserved to be stabbed, because when Jesus came down he said "YO BITCHES THIS IS MY BODY GIVEN UP FOR YOU LOL!" and that's why everyone loves him because he was such a motherfucking badass. HI MAMA!
STEP UP IS A MOVIE (THREE): I was lying in bed last night dreaming of a large dog getting choked by a big motherfucking fish when my pillow got slashed by some nazi dickhead and he pulled all the fluffy stuff out. So to avoid getting angry i decided to do my happy dance then kick the fuck out of an Automatic Teller Machine. A parrot came up and said "Yo WhY tHe FuCk YoU dO tHaT bItCh?" and i said "Oh Go FuCk A pIrAtEs ShOuLdEr" and i knifed him with a piece of lumber.
STEPPY STEPPY STEP STEP FOUR: OUCH BITCH I JUST WALKED INTO A WALL AND IT FUCKING HURT MY NOSE! OUCH BRO! my soup is getting cold so im going to have to go take by dog out for a walk. My cats dont like my dog so i just scream at them and tell them to drink their own vomit. My sister looks like my brother.
STEP FIVE: Watch the Mighty Boosh
IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE BITCHES! WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!I'LL DRIVE A pen INBETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND IT WON'T BE VERY COMFORTABLE BUT YOU WON'T COMPLAIN BECAUSE IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
[edit] Ahem
Bubraaaaaaaadudbddleydoovrgh That was one of the protoss sound literation from starcraft
[edit] Other bat fucks
- Bat duck insane
- Bat fuck cocaine
- Bat fuck Brisbane
- Bat fuck mundane
- Butt fuck insane
- Bat fuck pee
- Cat fuck insane
- Space Satan aka Bat Fuck Satan
- Rats in the Walls
- Shit in a Cup
Nah, you sure as hell are bat fuck insane! That's why you're reading this shit drunk in the first place.
Oh my god no dont drop me off here! I didn't kill her! I'M INNOCENT! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEEE!!!!! Wait, I think I see a way up.....
[edit] Famous Last Words
MY WIFE'S A Wonderful Person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111
[edit] The End...of the random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack MOTHERFUCKERS!
Explorer 1(aka Indiana Jones):ALRIGHT BOYS WE FINALLY GOT WHAT WE CAME FOR NOW LETS GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE TEMPLE COLLAPSES AND WE ALL GO BAT FUCK INSANE! Indiana Jones theme plays as the intrepid explorers escape the crumbling ruins, trapping the Bat Fuck Insaners and Psycho Bastards forever *Explorer 1(aka Indiana Jones):Holy shit, I can't believe we made it out of there with our brains intact. *Explorer 2: We lost some brave men back there... but we got what we came for! The pen of the obscure petroglyphs is ours at last! *Explorer 3: So is an operating system of obscure! *Explorer 9:And we rescued the Lost Explorer! *Lost Explorer:I never thought I'd get out of there... *Explorer 1(aka Indiana Jones): Alright boys, let's get this stuff back to the museum-where it belongs! *Explorers 2-12:BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL! Mission accomplished!
INDIANA JONES THEME PLAYS AS OUR HEROES EXIT THE SCREEN
CONGRATULATIONS!
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And remember...
It's always a good day for a fuck!
