Bat Fuck Insane

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By the end of this article you will understand this.

“It means someone is really screwed up mentally”

~ Captain Obvious

“█████ ██████... . Enough said.”

~ Oscar Wilde

So what happens when people decide to get 3 random nouns from the dictionary, put them in a blender, and spit them out in any sort of order? You get the words used to describe someone's mindset if they actually do that, 'Bat Fuck Insane!'

[edit] To achieve the status of 'Bat'

The first mindset.

Some would say the only way to unlock the bat within would be to live in a mansion, watch your parents get murdered, and then decided to venture around Gotham City beating up criminals in a bat suit. This is not how to unlock the bat within, as doing this actually does make you a fully functional member of the 'Bat Fuck Insane' club. The way to unlock the bat within is to hang up upside in trees and scream. Seriously, try it in a neighbourhood park. Those little shits playing kickball will never bother you again. The local police might, but hey! It's funny to you and children need traumatisation. It builds character.

[edit] To achieve the status of 'Fuck'

Looking like this automatically grants you the second part necessary for completion

Unlocking the second part of this mindest will soon be the hardest. To unlock the ability of fuck, not only must you realise that the word fuck is one of the most versatile words in history (its an adjective, verb and a noun! The Fucking ugly guy was fucking a chick who was known in the village as simply 'Fuck'), you must truly understand what it's like to be 'fucked'. No, this article is not condoning drugs, though drugs are totally awesome and you should totally do them even if they're illegal cause all the cool kids do it and if you do enough drugs you can skip the technicalities and be Bat Fuck Insane for life! If you don't want brain damage and the ability to live in a padded cell forever, below are ways to reach the portioned mindset of 'Fuck':

- Drink bleach

- Watch afternoon soap operas

- Believe that wrestling is real (oh wait, wrestling is an afternoon soap opera (ohhhhhh SNAP!))

- Believe Road Runner will one day get eaten

- Think pay TV won't have re-runs

... and many, many, fucken many, more.

[edit] To achieve the status of 'Insane'

So your two thirds of the way there. You're a batfuck. Congratulations, I hope beastiality treats you well. Now rather then being one who enjoys leather on their crotch, you shall master this third and final portion of the mindset of 'Bat Fuck Insane'. To become insane is easy, here is a demonstration of how to be insane by going on a tangent:

Yesterday I was walking down a street on the way to get a bottle of milk, when a guy in a blue car asks me for directions to the local brothel. I give him the directions and soon realise he reminds me of someone, a prostitute in the brothel. A prostitute I once had sex with. God damn that pink play dough! I followed the car, pulled the guy out, yelled CLAMPING PIANO CUCUMBER for 5 minutes and then he ran, I got in the car, ripped off the steering wheel, got the gearstick, and shoved it in a random pedestrians... EAR! MUAHAHAH!

Also in Australia if you're looking for examples of insanity, look no further then the Bra Boys. (For those of you who have no idea Australia is seterotypically that asshole country down the ass end of fuck nowhere with boxing marsupials. The bra boys are the modern day example of idiocy. Look in Wikipedia for the link. What, you want me to spoon feed you the data? Wanna know what you are for thinking that? INSANE!!!)

[edit] I'm Bat Fuck Insane, now what?

This is who you should use a a role model for going Bat Fuck Insane.

Enjoy your newfound freedom!!!!!!1111111169^&$%&R(FNJNKBKJAFBKJSGKJBFS NOTHING CAN STOP YOU!!!!!! Go around, push over old ladies and take their walking sticks and throw them into the sky! Tell random pedestrians how the other night you ate a domestic animal because it looked like chicken! Tell someone how you ate someone elses pet chicken! GO around and fuck bats while screaming! It is your god damn god given right to go around and be a motherfucking cuntmuff to anyone and everyone you see!!!!!!! MUZZLETUFF!!!fyfhffdgaghdfgdhedefhgharhfaehudheuheufhefheuehfuefhuefheufheufheufheufufheufhewfwdwpfofwej!1!!1!1!!11!etc.

[edit] Apologies

Unfortunately the previous portion of the article comes from following the instructions in this article. The previous writer hung himself upside down whilst drinking bleach and recallecting a story. The above portion was the result. Unfortunately I too will fall under this mindset, as by writing this I will have to edit it and look over the rest of the page, which will drive me Bat Fuck Insane in the process. You too will soon be Bat Fuck Insane. This page will soon cause the world to be insane. It'll become so bad, that we may think that Family Guy is not Stupid and has a ... plotline. God pray for us all.