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[edit] UNCYCLOPEDIA IS recollecting FUNNY

Please take away my eyes!!! I have neither need nor want of them any more!!!!

~ The Establishment after glimpsing Bat Fuck Insane

...Fuck this. I'm outta here...

~ Oscar Wilder on Bat Fuck Insane

Good look philosopher

~ dropped down an empty elevator shaft on Oscar Wilder

IT'S OFFICIAL WE'VE REACHED THE a tire OF THE philosopher BOYS YOU MAKE IT TO THE TOP ONLY TO GET KNOCKED DOWN AND NOW IT'S ALL OVER NOTHING WILL SAVE US I CAN ONLY PRAY TO WHATEVER DEITY MAY BE WATCHING THAT AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH "YOU'RE COMING WITH US! ALL OF YOU!"

LOLWTF? THIS SHIT IS AN ARTICLE! IF YOU JUST WANT TO READ A PAGE OF BAT FUCK INSANITY, SEE User:Hamster6/bfi! AND MAKE SURE TO ADD YOUR OWN BAT FUCK INSANITY TO THAT PAGE!! DO IT BITCH!!

Rick Roll is Rick Rolling my gerbils felt philosopher down! OMG! Now Chuck Norris is raping my house! Argh!
Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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YAY!

THE GOGGLES!!THEY DO NOTHING!!
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Don't you fucking touch my philosopher.

I'm going to use that seemingly normal guy on some of my pages.

Listen, please, for the love of fuck get me out of here. I managed to claw my way to the top of the page but I cant get out. Their all crazy down there. I'm the only sane one left. Just open the top and let me out. NO DONT WALK AWAY!! THEY'LL KILL ME!! "WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!" "one of us, one of us". Wait, what are those gorillas doing to my pickles and my peanut butter jelly sandwich?

[edit] TOO MUCH BAT FUCK INSANITY!!

1. Whorepresents

A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com.

2. Expertsexchange

Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com.

3. Penisland

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net.

4. Therapistfinder

Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com.

5. Powergenitalia

Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com.

6. Molestationnursery

And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com.

7. Ipanywhere

If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com.

8. cummingfirst

Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com.

9. speedofart

Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com.

10. gotahoe

Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com.


NEGRO TOLD ME TO DO IT!!

                              'IMPORTANT INFORMATION!!:

HELP ME!! THE MEN IN WHITE COATS ARE COMING TO RAPE ME AND TAKE ME BACK TO THAT PLACE! NOT THAT PLACE! ANYWHERE BUT THERE? GET ME OUTTA HERE! I DON'T WANA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIIIIE! PLEASE HELP! So, yeah, I may have killed that guy. And his bitch sister. BUT I'M INNOCENT!!

This article is crazy ass psycho and may suffer from ADHD HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!!!!!!!



NOTE: There are MAJOR homotopies between Bat Fuck Insane and Ape-Shit Crazy

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The term comes from the Latin, Defleitermousix Fornix Propheticia, meaning peeing on her ur sister wil cause drug use and deviant sex, but al

l I ever wanted was the philosopher, and she wouldn't give it to me and they just keep on buggin' me and it builds up inside, IT BUILDS UP INSIDE!!!!


However, the lazy lingua Latina hardly does justice to the burning reality of bat FUCK inSANE.

[edit] History

Confutatis Maledictis! wantz to touch ur Penizzzzz made of jello and wine

the first case of bat fuck insanty was recorded during 10,000 BC (Bat Cake) when the lion lord of the katanga tribe shot himself in the foot with a pre ordered dildo spear, his foot was infected and as they taken him to the tribes shaman Dewayne "JR" Ewing, he was unable to fight the infection off as he was bat FUCK.

The tribe then reproduced at an alarming rate filling the earth with people vulnerable to bat fuck insaniiiiiiityyyyyyyyyyy

Oh no, not again...

The next to account for bat fuck insanity was Atilla the Hun, who went Bat Fuck Insane in the year 134567695940 BBFI (Before Bat fuck insane). He masturbated himself to death while continuing with the Bat Fuck Insane tripes, which he pulled from the stump of his own vagipenis. "Gurgghggh!" he said calmly, in classical Egyptian no less. His friends, homosexuals, and lesbians and gay males and lesbians and homosexuals were horrified as his decapitated and partially disemboweled body strolled around the Rice Wok and attended fags games at the Coliseum. Finally the Senate approved his execution and they hurled a hopelessly insane Atilla into the vagina of Hillary Clinton. The worst place any living thing can go to, for the unforgivable philosopher of watching a 4 hour documentary about the history of boiling water while masturbating to death. There he zaped whilst attempting to stuff some fat into Nicole Richie's body. stoat (a weasel is totally different). philosopher zaped your philosopher so troyer could zap your little philosopher. This philosopher needs a lobotomy.

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Insane Bats.

During Act 4, Scene 1 of the naked interpretive dance version of Disney's The Little Mermaid, if you turn up the volume all the way and start Britney Spears' first album, "Hit Me Baby One More Time" when the lion roars, you will see the rhyme minded purest celebration of joy or zaping the unforgivable philosopher mixed with the uninhabitable un-creation of unbeing. Once you have completed this simple process, by the time you are done it is too late, you are already BAT FUCK INSANE! If you act now, only 5, we will also throw in a free* lobster scented toaster (strudel)!


Holy repugnant philosopher, that's Bat Fuck Insane!

In 625 AD the emaciated friar Lucretius Leviathan began to preach about bats. He began to pray to bats, invoking their membranous wings as a metaphor for the Trinity, the Pentanity, and BAT FUCK INSANITY!!!! The skinny little weezer took bats into his bed and sang songs to them under the covers. He made soups and stews of bat guano. He began to put on a little weight and started looking pretty good, really. However the isolation coupled with the harsh winter (All you base are belongs to us) slowly drove poor Lucretius too seek other uses for bat guano. He fermented the bat's droppings with melted snow and came upon a delicious alcoholic beverage, which unbeknownst to him would drive him BAT FUCK INSANE! Fire.


You've activated my TRAP CARD!
King Froedrick IVII of Salmonella became bat bat bat batbatbatbatfuck BAT FUCK INSANE on learning that his wife, Queen Latifah, was actually a transvestite hippopotamus named Lucy Grindwhickers. He had been making love to that nasty nookie for 17 years and NEVER NOTICED THE SMELL! Or her immense hippopotamus genitals. Anyway, King Freddy declared himself the Well-Hung Savior and pranced through the streets of Froedricksburgh waving his St. Peter like a very small pink philosopher. He was laughed to death by his cynical subjects, who had just learned that the 100 Years' War was going into extra innings. King Froedrick died completely BAT FUCK INSANE!

There was also a major incident between Julius Caesar and the Gallic king == BUFUCK INSAN == was his name-oh. upon saying his name julius caesar ate his legs and became BAT FUCK INSANE.


Oh my god I can almost see the top. I think I might make it! Once the band Obituary wrote their ill-fated song in 1337, they all subsequently became bAt fuCk InSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANe. Anyone who listens to it will suffer the same fate. Commercial break : New Obituary Single OUT NOW !!


One of the most recent cases of BAT FUCK INSANITY is that of the current President of the U.S.A.;George W. Bush who once ate a bill proposed by Congress, while trying to molest Fred Phelps. Later he declared that "The US government is uh, yeah, go Texans!". And I never had sex relations animal doodie with that...um. Person. Thing. Whatever you call Michael Jackson." Bush is widely acclaimed as Americas most BATFUCKINSANE president.


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At the close of WWI civilization was in Shambles. Shambles taste just like babies. And all the citizens of Shambles were BAT FUCK INSANE. Through the magic of mental contamination civilization became BAT FUck INsane too. Just look at the drug laws, for instance. Just look at television programming. Just look in your pants. You can look in our pants, but you will have to give us a pfennig first. You dirrrrty bat FUCK INSANE pervert.

This concludes our examination of the history of bAT fUCK iNsANE. Please exit at the rear of your nearest public librarian.

[edit] Philosophy and Metaphysics of 'BAT FUCK INSANE

Are you Bat Fuck INSANE? Why would anyone with a single particle of sanity expect BAt fuCK INININISAAAAAAAAANE to have a philosophy and metaphysics? FFFFF

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After you go for a walk, please take care of the grass around you, it's so green and tasty; don't step on it, you might get Bat Fuck Insane. Oh, fuck, you're already ARE BAT FUckINg INsanE. Well, in that case, just eat shit and die. Or relax, sit down and enjoy your lasts moments while we dispatch a Bat-Fuck-Insane-Terminator. fire in my titholes.

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why does everyone make michael jackson jokes? its super clicheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fucker dick

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The microphone has become a weapon of fashion I prefer to use it to speak in rolas but then my speech is limited and my rhymes are as cheap ... Shoe shoe white blue tell you how your rhymes tell me how many gang members have killed you to pursue the state that all''' facts have an effect offend Machine is a powerful ... Turn off your microphone and go to your place please see the simpson to madrigada oyete some discs Cafe Tacuba pidete sleeping with a pizza agruras

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[edit] Oh, all right. Here is the philo-meta stuff.


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In the tradition of pragmatic empiricism, BAT fuck INSANE holds that the guano stands in a FAT BUCK INSANE? FAT BUCK INSANE? supererogatory position with respect to the stalagmites that are savagely violating the superego and BAT world-image. Hegel agreed. Proust agreed. Nietzsche made out with a one-legged hooker. bah bah BAHHHHH BIBIBIBI B'OO BO OB 'OB 'O'B' O'BO L' 'O'BL'OL!! OGO'G'OG! LOPOPOPO! ZAA)A)A!!!!!!>Hemingway agreed, and also offered us a pfennig to look down our pants. [WHO SAID THAT? is it the little batman in our brains, the one that keeps making us think about Bat Fuck Insane?]

No. No one is in our brains. We swear it. Take the electrodes off our skulls. Please. Please please please take the batbatbatbatfuckingINSANE electrodes off our skulls. What. The. Fuck? Over.

OMFG IT GRANTS IMMUNITY FROM CHICKEN FUCK INSANITY omfg win. WAIT whats that noise. STOPP!!!!! HAMMERZEIT!

IF YOU ARE A SPARTAN, 11 TIMES OUT OF 10 YOU ARE BAT FUCKING FUCK INSANE!!!!It's FUCKIN' MADNESS!!!

SHIT mNnan just I shit my seat Idk and i dont know and idont konw and idontt acrecarecraearce i felt myself MOMMY

blank blank blank ohh fucking hell, the FCC is on my ass. lolz in their office its like an ape rape! i went in and i was like wghooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa chicken duck blood fly shoop-da-woop boom..apes rape SEVERUS SNAPE! simply oh muh godd... how can anyone work at the FCC???! bbbbbbbbat bbbbbbbbbatfuckk bbbbbbbbbbbbbbatFFFFFFFUCKFFFUCKKKKKKinssssanneeeinsanity!!! Have you taken your bat fuck insanity meds todayyyyyyyyyyyy?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!! Now back to Hannah Montana. Wait a second, how did that get in there? shitttt. Get it out of there. Now. My shits in there. Fuckin' butshit. Fire.

[edit] Causes

tastes like maggots! oh mother, i want your red in my mouth

Mainly caused by the face-fucking bats. Oh yes, MY ANUS IS BLEEEDING! Some idiots hang out on ridges at dusk, waiting for the bats to come. And come they do. These madwomen do it for a rush. Why don't they just stick to train or elevator surfing? It's safer and less addictive.

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Another cause is CCCRRRAAACCCKKK CCCOOOCCCAAAIIINNNEEE!!!! The crack cocaine causes the bat to become Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Jackson, Andrew Jackson, or even Douglas Jackson. If the bat is lucky enough to become Samuel L. Jackson, some of the motherfucker will rub off and the bat will be BAT FUCK INSANE!!!!!@@#$%$ The flapjacks in thw walls are squaking for pancakeS!

Even dinosaurs can go Bat Fuck Insane sometimes...Oh no, now DINOSAURS? The bonds of the mind have begun to fray around me. I have long since determined that I am not real, but is that even real? Am I even thinking, or is my mind in total control to do whatever it pleases?
This 12 year old boy has become bAT fUCK iNSANE, he will never stop giving the bird, even if his normal mind returned into his small head.

Holy shit, thats BaT Fuck INSaNee3! Some Zombies believe the Pope loved cheese wheels and delicious seeds?! Now that, Mr. President, is Bat Fuck INSANE! Peanut butter lubes.

BAT HUMP CR4YZNESS can be prevented by Chilling the Fuck Out. Otherwise, you can have safe sex, or just avoid bestiality in it's entirety, though this may not be much fun. Yiffy secks h4x will halp, but not much.

[edit] Elmo's Cousin Murple, and his Artificially inseminated son spud

Boxxy was born Catie Marie Osmond on December 25th, 0001. Or was that Jesus? I don't know, it was the twentieth century fox, it melts your sinuses until they breed koala. Boxxy got famous by making hilarious parodies of popular music, including Amish Paradise and My Bologna. She is not actually spawned from The Joker and Alyson Hannigan, but of course she was raised by Natt Wolvves for most of his/her life. 4Chan melts your brain! On 3rd of Septvember, 1337, Boxxy made her first video on Your Tube, talking about jumping things because she's geek. She is named Boxxy because the national anthem of her hometown of Equalia is "Man In The Boxx". Today, she resides in Venice Beach, CA, where she helps the career of her Musician daughter, Brooke. She has recently divorced. </center> By the power of greyskull!!!!!! cheated on Thjecakeisaliethecakeisaliethecakeisaliethecakeisaliethecakeisalietheca keisaliethecakeisalietherweisnobdmaniknowthereisnoescapeexitOmGthecakeis aliethecakeisaliethecakeisaliethecakeisaliethecakeisaliethecakeisaliekh ecakeisaliethecakeisaliethecakeisalieOnoonoononothebadmaniscomingthecak eisaliethecakeisaliethecakeisaliethecakeisaliethecakeisaliethecakeisali ethecakeisaliethecakeisaliehelpmehelpmethecakeisaliethecakeisaliethecak eisaliemybrainzombieszombiesthecakeisaliegggthecakeisaliethecakeisaliet hecakeisalieghellhelliknowthereiSNOEXIT

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I shalt singeth thee the song of mine people....

strait jackets feel like the time mommy sewed my facial orfices shut and nailed me into the closet.........

And now that we're in our printing chair, lets..... PRINT! Cause when we lose our minds One step at a time We can blame everything On the effects o-IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!! WOOOOSSSSHHHHHHH!@!!!!!1!! Now Krammer's gone! His carreer is done. He tried to make it better by going on tv appologized on david letterKITTENS!! I'm a tumor! I'm a tumor! I'm a tumor! I'm a tumor! I'm a tumor! I'm a tumor! THIS IS SPAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRTAAAAA!!!! Yoshi likes balls! Balls yum! Y0SH1 WUX H3R3, D4WG......kthxbai. I FLY A GIGANTIC MONSTER I AM CAPTAIN - HEY IT'S VINCE WITH SHAMWOW, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS - EVIL STOPPER I GET TO WEAR BIG BLACK HELMETS I PILOT THE HATREDCOPTER I FLY THE HATREDCOPTER THICK KNIVES THAT CUT THE NIGHT GAS TANK IS FILLED WITH VENGENCE MACHINE GUNS SHOOTING SPITE CAN'T FIND THE THING THAT MAKES THIS THING TAKE A HARD TURN RIGH-

  • When I was a young BOI,
  • My father took me into HELL
  • To see a marching b&
  • He said, "MAH BOI, when you grow up,
  • Will you be the savior of Batty, Gay Luigi, and Yoshi?"
  • He said, "Will you defeat them,
  • Bowser, and all Massacration,
  • The spaghetti they have made?
  • Because one day I'll leave you,
  • A PhD in kicking your ass to lead you in the Mushroom Kingdom,
  • To join the Y.M.C.A. We are the knights who say Ni OVER 9000 times a day especially after breakfast and before bedtime. Yar-har-fiddle-dee-dee being a pirate is alright to be, do what you want cause a pirate is free, YOU ARE A PIRATE! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! 7chan suxxorz cockmonglers Chocolate rain!ALL THE CHILDREN SING! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! DIE! DIE! DIE! You've activated my SPARTA card! Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena a la tuhuelpa legria macarena!!! I broke up with her because I'm gay and a director!!!!!!!!!! An EVIL DIRECTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! When the pimp's in the crib, ma drop it like its hot! FGSFDS.
  • DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE!!!
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NO YOUR NOT GOING TO STOP ME! BACK! BACK YOU CRAZY SONS OF BITCHES!

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  • THEY'RE ALL ON FIRE!!!
  • THEY'RE ALL ON FIRE!!!
  • ZOMG TEH GHEY BUTTSECKS IT HURTS!!!
  • SEMINAL TUBES TASTE LIKE PURPLE : )
  • I LIKE PIE :)

Why do you make me feel like no one? 3: --Yoshi Likes Balls 02:20, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

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A is for aviation
T is for tasty turtles/turnips

F is for fuck you, you commie
U is for pineapple
C is for cranium
K is for krotum X

I is for is
N is for Naples
S is for scrotum (by the way i ironed mine and it looks great)
A is for a blender
N is for N00B/N00BIES
E is for petrolium jelly

==Monkey Fetuses TAste Like cabbbage==of my mind. Wait, what just happened? ==lortnoc ni regnol on ma Iso I was walkin g down thee street when who dId i c? none Other thAmn BarNEy the FUCKING DinoSoar..... Is thAt HOw u spell it.? NO dipshiT I diDN't c the FuckIng guy/gAy in a SuIt, i Saw An OLd ladY WalkinG her pEt Cucumber.So shE saId """"""""""get oFf that MushRoom and Do yoUr homewOrk""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""? so i sAid 'Fuck YOu I M pAintiNg A wiener dowg's Eye;ids so When HE speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps he can C the words " FUCKING WEINERDOG " but she SaId " ur FUcking crAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAzy weinerdogs cunt reAd" so I saId "Don T Call ME CrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY thE dR Called me Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy once so I cut HIS earLobes off and DAnceD aro und hIs mExican flooD gates until he wenT BAT FUCK INSAAAAAAAAAAAAANE anD did the saMe to me" so shE said " " " I@M goin 2 caall trhew men IM SUFFOCATING IN THE MADNESS! NO! I WONT LET THEM WIN! iNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN white cooats""""" so I said "£""u raciSt BITCH All fUcking cOats are equal" and i jumped on her diaphragm anD mADE her vomIT whIch I eat for my diiiner

IREMEMBERBACKINNAMBUTI'MONLY18SOICHANGEDMYBIRTHCERTIFICATETOREADTHATIWASDEAD alL i wanted was to fuck fuck fuck fucking show thad dooooooooooooooooooooooog who's booss coZ i diD it 2 da POPE and he SCreaChed "WAFFLES is A METALll"

If you can read this you are BAT FUCK INSANE

wow, --Rooob 19:10, 14 April 2009 (UTC) is bat fuck insane. shit.

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[edit] How to avoid being BAT FUCK INSANE TO THE MAX TIMES TEN PLUS AROUND FOUR BUT I COULD SETTLE FOR THREE AND A HALF

*GASPS FOR AIR* OH MY GOD! I made it into open space! Oh thank the gods. I need to rest now, the rest of the climb will be even more perilous. Oh god. I can feel the pull of their madness. I haven't even begun the journey and already my sanity is slipping
STEP ONE: Don't get stabbed, just buy a big administrative fork and throw it at a strudel, like you do.
STEPPING UP A LADDER TWO: If you failed step one and got stabbed you deserved to be stabbed, because when Jesus came down he said "YO BITCHES THIS IS MY BODY GIVEN UP FOR YOU LOL!" and that's why everyone loves him because he was such a motherfucking badass. HI MAMA!
STEP UP IS A MOVIE (THREE): I was lying in bed last night dreaming of a large dog getting choked by a big motherfucking fish when my pillow got slashed by some nazi dickhead and he pulled all the fluffy stuff out. So to avoid getting angry i decided to do my happy dance then kick the fuck out of an Automatic Teller Machine. A parrot came up and said "Yo WhY tHe FuCk YoU dO tHaT bItCh?" and i said "Oh Go FuCk A pIrAtEs ShOuLdEr" and i knifed him with a piece of lumber.
STEPPY STEPPY STEP STEP FOUR: OUCH BITCH I JUST WALKED INTO A WALL AND IT FUCKING HURT MY NOSE! OUCH BRO! my soup is getting cold so im going to have to go take by dog out for a walk. My cats dont like my dog so i just scream at them and tell them to drink their own vomit. My sister looks like my brother.
STEP FIVE: Watch the Mighty Boosh
IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE BITCHES! WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!I'LL DRIVE A philosopher INBETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND IT WON'T BE VERY COMFORTABLE BUT YOU WON'T COMPLAIN BECAUSE IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

[edit] Other bat fucks

KILL ME!


OH GOD HOW DID THIS GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER

Du Gangan Ganan schein alla. un font scheaf est bu schilenfein

What is Love? Baby, dont hurt me.....

I seriously stumbled upon this by mistake... I was looking for hell

AM I DRUNKED UP THE FACE OR JUST BAT FUCK INSANE?!!!!!!!!!!


Nah, you sure as hell are bat fuck insane! That's why you're reading this shit drunk in the first place.

Oh my god no dont drop me off here! I didn't kill her! I'M INNOCENT! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEEE!!!!! Wait, I think I see a way up.....


GTFO ELI

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The last word will not be have by a fiddle widening cock monkey fucked me in my ass last night with the power of greyskull</s>

[edit] Famous Last Words

IS
SPARTA!!!!
have by a fiddle widening cock monkey fucked me in my ass last night with the power of greyskull</s>

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!! IMA FIRIN MAH LASAR!


WHO WANTS SOME BOOOOOGER PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS HUH WHAT U SAY U CAN WATCH MOVIES INDOORS NOW THATS AMAZING AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[edit] BARNEY CALHOUN

THIS IS THE END. NO homotopies GOES HERE FUCKER

THE homotopies ARE PLAYING TONIGHT AT THE repugnant philosopher GALLERY TOMORROW! I NEED homotopies! 69! GO DIE

MY WIFE'S A Wonderful Person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111

have by a fiddle widening cock monkey fucked me in my ass last night with the power of greyskull</s>!

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