Barney Frank

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==Controversial Policies==
 
==Controversial Policies==
 
Barney's position on Federal subsidies for [[ethanol]] has raised some eyebrows. When questioned on the issue, he responded, "That's a no-no! Let's all drink [[orange juice]] instead!"
 
Barney's position on Federal subsidies for [[ethanol]] has raised some eyebrows. When questioned on the issue, he responded, "That's a no-no! Let's all drink [[orange juice]] instead!"
Barney's early life was very controversial. At the age of five he burned down his house and killed his parents. He needed money so his own show was created. But he was then fired due to dropping the F bomb on the show. He was then forced to live on the streets and sell crack. He was then caught selling drugs to Elmo, so he was sent to jail. After serving time in jail he decided to better himself and run for president. He went on to become the president.
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Barney's early life was very controversial. At the age of five he {{C|burned down his house and killed his parents}}. He needed money so his own show was created. But he was then fired due to dropping the {{C|F bomb}} on the show. He was then forced to live on the streets and sell crack. He was then {{C|caught selling drugs to Elmo}}, so he was sent to jail. After serving time in jail he decided to better himself and run for president. He went on to become the president.
 
Critics have argued that this response betrayed a fundamental lack of understanding of the issue. However, other pundits have noted that while his response has made him extremely unpopular in states such as [[Iowa]] and [[Nebraska]], it may actually help him in the battleground state of [[Florida]].
 
Critics have argued that this response betrayed a fundamental lack of understanding of the issue. However, other pundits have noted that while his response has made him extremely unpopular in states such as [[Iowa]] and [[Nebraska]], it may actually help him in the battleground state of [[Florida]].
   
 
Barney committed another serious gaffe when a reporter asked him what he would do if we were to find [[Osama bin Laden]]. He responded, "I'd say to him, Boy, Oh Boy! I'm so glad you came to play today! We can play games and have lots of fun with music!" This response has been interpreted, especially by Evangelicals, as unacceptably soft on [[terrorism]].
 
Barney committed another serious gaffe when a reporter asked him what he would do if we were to find [[Osama bin Laden]]. He responded, "I'd say to him, Boy, Oh Boy! I'm so glad you came to play today! We can play games and have lots of fun with music!" This response has been interpreted, especially by Evangelicals, as unacceptably soft on [[terrorism]].
   
Barney is insane, in fact, he's so insane that he once starred on a 2girls1cup episode. Although it was funny as hell, it was the most disgusting thing anyone has ever seen. He also threatened to skin Elmo to death, his exact words were "Come here you fucking queer, purple is better than red, I'll skin you you mother fucker!" As a result, he got sentenced to 10 years in jail and his television show was cancelled.
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Barney is insane, in fact, he's so insane that he once starred on a 2girls1cup episode. Although it was funny as hell, it was the most disgusting thing anyone has ever seen. He also threatened to {{C|skin Elmo to death}}, his exact words were "Come here you f{{C|u}cking queer, purple is better than red, I'll skin you you {{C|mother fucker}}!" As a result, he got sentenced to 10 years in jail and his television show was cancelled.
   
 
== Assassination Attempts ==
 
== Assassination Attempts ==

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