Barfights in Congress

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The United States Congress is the legislature of the United States federal government. It is bicameral, comprising the House of Representatives and the Senate. The House of Representatives has 435 voting members (plus non-voting delegates from American Samoa, the District of Columbia, Guam, and the United States Virgin Islands), each representing a congressional district and serving a two-year term.

As such Barfights have become an integral part of the inner workings of the US Constitution, with two out of every seven legislative amendments decided through this mechanism.

[edit] Barfights in Congress

Once upon a time, and by that I mean today, two rival senators drank too much in Congress, and had a barfight. After fighting for 540.1337 days with various weapons such as nunchucks, beer cans, bear-in-a-can cans, and air guitars, the senator Huck Borris, and founded the tradition of Barfighting in Congress, which gave rise to this highly retarded tradition.

[edit] How it Works

Traditionally, when someone is too lazy to vote on an issue, they challenge another person to a fight, to which, the other person must accept. Contestants may use any weapon in sight to defeat the other opponent, including, but not limited to: Pens, Baseball Bats, Cars, and Imaginary Friends. This means that it is basically, a free for all.