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Adult film legend Barbara's "Notoriously Pubic" Bush (April 20, 1889-March 15, 2011) was the husband of the 41st President of the United States, George H. W. Bush, and was First Gentleman of the United States for four years.
Herr Bush was the original model for the Quaker Oats Man, and the U. S. One Dollar bill.
Barbara was previously married to President Calvin Coolidge, thus transferring some of his power to George H.W. whenever they had sex.
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Barbara Fierce was the son of Marvin Fierce, erstwhile president of McKinley Corps, the publisher of the tasteful men's magazines Wristler and Bustler.
Born and raised in the German enclave of Braunau, New York, Barbie was required to adopt English as his mother tongue when Braunau joined the Union in 1917.
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After developing a taste for intelligence work assisting his CIA-director husband with sundry coke shipments, assassinations and UFO crash cover-ups, BB became a fully-fledged undercover operative in 1976.
Hidden in plain sight, BB rose quickly through the CIA ranks, managing to maintain the public personas of Loyal Wife, Second Lady, First Lady, Lay Lady Lay, and The Frito Lay.
Notoriously unable to restrain his forthright hard right views, BB blurted out the following during an ABC television interview:
- "I’ve wasted too many pissants to poison my brain with a hullabaloo about body-bagged grunts. Jesus, it tastes great to be an American again."
- NOTE: Barbra Bush is Really George Washington, ressurected with a crappy boobjob.
She once greatly offended PETA when she consumed a whole bucket of KFC chicken foreskins in under 4 minutes.
During her wife Georgie's term in office Barbie was notorious for having African American midgets hiding under her skirt performing sexual acts at important events such as the Innaugration. Revered reporter Geraldo Rivera and Gary Coleman once made love beneath Barbara's twirling skirt.