Banat
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Banat is a place in Romania where the mankind hates PSD and loves PDL .Banatians.
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[edit] Common knowledge
- Idiot #1: Man, my fucking cheap mayor has no money to put light bulbs in the streets because the moldavians stole them all to build roads. I hate moldavians.
- Idiot #2: We have in Timisoara more cars than in Bucharest!!
[edit] Internets in Banat
Strangely enough, Banat has the most internets of any place in Eastern Europe. The reason for this is simple. They are smart. Some wisdom words from Banat: Decat sa-ti para rau, mai bine sa-ti fie rau. (Instead of felling sorry, better felling sick). This can be used when you are invited somewhere to eat or drink, or you see free coffee somewhere, but you don't drink coffee (until then, of course, when you will take 3-4 cups and have a heart-attack).
A lot of great newspapers are read every day, with news where they learn how much PSD f*** the coutry so they vote PDl(Basescu is the power) [
[edit] People they hate
- 1. People from Bucharest
- 2. Manelari
- 3. Gypsies (...<insert satirical joke>...)
- 4. Manelari (retards that listen to manele)
[edit] Living in Banat
Here you have a large selection of cabdrivers who will get you everywhere they want. Before going into a cab you must be very careful to see if the driver is not talking or drinking coffee. If he has any occupation (even reading a newspaper or watching a movie on his dvd player) he will be busy and NOT speak with you. If he is free, gently ask him where he is going and if he can take you there. Probably you will not have the luck to go the same route as him and must ask the next driver. That if there are more drivers there that are not speaking with each other. If you have the honor to find a driver willing to go on your route, you must make conversation with him while he is driving and watching his mini dvd player and bash Moldavians. Failing to do that will make him throw you out of the cab, again, while he is driving and watching his mini dvd player and bashing Moldavians.
[edit] People living in Banat/Timisoara/Temesvar
- 65% Banatians (that hate Moldavians and Oltenians)
- 25% Oltenians (that hate Moldavians)
- 20% Moldavians (that hate Oltenians)
It may seem that there are 110% people in Banat. This is a common misconception, everybody knows that "Banatu-i fruncea" (The Banat is brain.)
The wonderful people of Banat have great education and are good with money. For example, when someone is sent to sand niggers or Africa to slave for french corporations they steal the toilet paper from their workplace so they can spend the money on overpriced coffee in Temesvar. Or they steal yogurt from shops in Gabon, because only idiots give money to niggers. Of course, all the money they make by hardworking,and because many of them are genius.
The music here is also the best and all the great Romanians singers came from here. This is a small sample that you can hear while living in Timisoara:Jose Carreras,Shackira,Phoenix,Cargo...
[edit] Sports
They just love football.And their team,Poli Timisoara is one of the best 6 teams of Romania.Here they played great people:Dembrovschy,Paltimisanu,Cotec...
In Banat, if you drive an Audi, BMW or Mercedes you are tha MAN and no driving rule will apply to you,but here in Banat this thing is smaller than in Moldova(hate them)
[edit] Gallery of beautiful and unique places to visit while in Timisoara.
It may seem, again, for the stupid and idiots that it's the same place. WRONG!! Timisoara has a lot to offer and if it weren't for you meddling Moldavians we will be bigger then Japan.
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Church
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The same church
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Again
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And again
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You guessed it, it's the church again!
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Aren't you tired of seing this church again
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Finally the last image of the church
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