Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol

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“Vandal: a. Someone who willfully destroys or defaces property or b.A member of the Germanic people who overran Gaul and Spain and North Africa and sacked Rome in 455. So ask yourself, when you write someone down as a "vandal" in BP, do you blame him for sacking Rome back in 455 as well as blanking Tits?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Ban Patrol

This page is for reporting the IP or Username of someone who seems to be blanking, vandalizing, improperly reverting, or otherwise disrupting Uncyclopedia! ARRRGH! Before adding an entry, be sure to check the list to make sure the IP/User hasn't already been reported, as well as (Blocked IPs and Block log) to check if they've already been banned by an admin.

To report someone, use either the {{IP|<username>}} template or the {{User|<username>}} template (also for advanced users: {{Range|<username>}}), followed by a short description of the problem. Also, it is mandatory that you sign your report with 4 tildes ~~~~.

For example: {{IP|127.0.0.1}} Blanked [[World of Warcraft]] --~~~~ Would show as: 127.0.0.1 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) Blanked World of Warcraft --Chronarion 00:00, 01 Jan 1970 (UTC)

NEW STUFF ON TOP PLEASE!

If there is a major spam/blanking/vandal outbreak going on please try to raise an admin on our IRC Channel.

THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE. Please keep the chatter to the possible minimum. If you feel the need to ramble, use the talk page.

Week of November 9nd

• Crapcrapcrap (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) - Disney vandal --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 00:00, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

• Harryathouse (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) - Disney vandal sock, perhaps? He mentioned "Cash for Gold" in an article, which was one of Bambifan's spam pages. Even if he's not a sock, his edits suck. --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 21:45, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • It was cash my gold. Non related and a noob. Talk first, BP later. ~ 22:01, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
• 61.9.70.250 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) - cyberbully. --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 04:45, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
• 208.25.211.33 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) - is a freakin' idiot. --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 03:15, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
• EugeneKay (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) - shamelessly making crap edits on VFH and VFD with little to no reason, utter asshole when confronted over the matter. It's also been a while since he's had one. --User:EugeneKay 22:24, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
• LittlePinkSock (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) - sockpuppet of Luvvy. Why is this account allowed to edit? Is there something here I'm missing? --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 22:12, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

  Because you took your darn time finding out. Silly. Just popped by to spell it out clearly that you guys accusing Luvvy of not contributing anything is moot and petty. After all, I did write a feature. -- Little Pink Sock 22:19, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

  For fuck's sake you guys, did you miss the part where you're supposed to leave each other alone and </drama> occurs instantly? It's not a hard concept to grasp.... especially on the internet. Nobody is MAKING you both deal with each other except for an odd desire to stir up shit.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   22:24, Sunday 15 November 2009  

  Moot and petty? MOOT AND PETTY???!?!?! No kidding? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 22:25, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

  HEY GUYS I DID THIS THING. I HOPE ITS OKAY. --Flammable 22:36, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

• 125.238.20.183 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) -- blankerer. --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 21:52, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

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