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| This article is ballin' outta control. |
|This article is one stone cold Balla'. In other words it's a huge fag.|
“We are definitely NOT Ballin'”
“We would be Ballin', but we must go through Belgium first!”
“Never easy for a scientist in the hood. Bitches ain't got nothing on this Balliner.”
History of Ballin'
The phrase ballin has been around for ages, originating in Mesopotamia. The Sumerian's would yell out, "BY GOD, I AM A BALLA'!!" whenever selling their goats or sheep or getting a three way with two hot honeys (one was said to be a "real balla" when he would be selling their honies or having a three way with a goat and a sheep). Yes, and since then the phrase has exploded onto the mainstream. The phrase has been used in everything from Television, to music, to internet videos, to Wikipedia Articles, and much, much more. The possibilities are endless, which is why this phrase must stop being used. It is unstoppable and incredibly stupid. Stupidity is always popular, and ballin' is no exception. In fact, there hasn't been a phrase since Fo' Shizzle that has been as annoying or retarded as this one. Of course, people have used it for ages because they think they are cool or "Ballin'", but they aren't. And if you think Balla's are cool, god help your worthless soul.
Ballin shittyness is only trumped by thew fact that it's everywhere and I mean EVERYWHERE. It's even used in everyday conversation. YES I'M NOT SHITTING YOU HERE. Here is an example of ballin' being used in a conversation:
<insert name here>:So dude, how many chicks did you pick up at the club tonight?
Random Black Guy:At least 5 or 6. I WAS BALLIN' ALL OVER DAT ASS!
<insert name here>:lulwat
Random Black Guy:Yeah dude, I'M A STONE COLD BALLA'!
<insert name here>:DUDE, WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU ON?
Random Black Guy:I'M SO DAMN HIGH MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
<insert name here>:Dude, stop saying ballin' in every sentence. You look like a fucking asshole.
<insert name here> gets gang raped soon afterward.
See how incredibly batshit this phrase is? It's total nonsense and it needs to be taken out of anyone's vocabulary. But hell, I'm not done here. I have another example of how Ballin' is going to rule the fucking world. I was just watching TV, Flipping through channels when suddenly:
Wow. I mean, that is just pathetic. If WWE is to sink any lower, they will probably have their asses scorched on the fires of hell. This is such a pitiful attempt to capitalize on a fad phrase and the execution is so out of place and confusing that no one with have a brain stem will known what in the mother fuck is going on. If WWE wants any respect from me or any viewer that thinks that fad such as these are the AIDS that is killing modern society, then I suggest that they find a new gimmick for this MVP douchebag and pretty fast, before I go Rambo on their asses.
Even since the discovery in a last tomb by retardation aficionado Jim Jones this phrase has expanded faster than the fucking universe. I know, it's insane. I can't hardly walk down the street without seeing a group of fagtards balancing money on their heads or using money fans to cool down their hoes. I mean, these assholes are just annoying and a public disturbance. They need to be somewhere else than out HERE. Just go do that in private why I can't see you and laugh at you. I mean, it's not just black people, oh no. I have seen countless armies of whities shooting invisible free throws and shouting the dreaded phrase until their lungs give out due to exhaustion. I feel like my ears are going to fucking implode on themselves. I mean, just please stop people. You are making yourself look like total jackasses. If you need a reference, just look to the right of the page. You will see what I mean about the battalions of Cancer invading the world with their ballin' faggotry.
Future Of Ballin'
There isn't one, and thank God. This needs to end now. Find something else retarded to say, I dare you. The second I discover it, you will be pwned up the ass with a butterfly knife. Peace out people. Take my words srsly.