Baka

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Bakas (Japanese: Baka-zoku, 馬鹿族) originated in Osaka, where they were known as the Ahōs (Ahō-zoku, 阿呆族) and slowly migrated to take over the rest of Japan. The normal Japanese people also call them barakkamin (馬落鹿民) (lit. "stupid kookaburra"). These losers like to waste time playing loser anime games like [1]. They think console games > computer games even though any kimchi eating Corean could tell you that Starcraft/Warcraft owns every Zapanese console game alive. They enjoy a good ouisuki every five minutes and also are followers of Hello Kitty, Pikachu, and anime. They usually skip 1-2 days a month of school going with their kanojo (阿婆擦れ女) (girlfriend) which every baka somehow has. They like to go to sleepovers, thinking that it makes them "grown up".

According to a survey of teenage fangirls, "baka" is the most commonly used word in the Japanese language, accounting for every third word in general speech.

[edit] An Explanation of Writing "Baka" For the Baka

There are three ways to write the word "Baka".

   * ばか= Hiragana
   * バカ= Katakana
   * 馬鹿= Kanji (Chinese characters) 

Japanese people took the letters from China, and Chinese are now angry because of that. Still, in China they say "WTF?! L0L" when they see Japanese people using them. 馬鹿 was taken from Chinese letters. The two letters mean "horse" and "deer". Why? They are like that because Chinese thought their faces were like horses and deer. Also, a baka can't tell a horse and deer apart. If you want to write Baka in Japanese write this one. Some losers from other countries (namely Amerika) can't write this word because they are baka. Unlike the English, who can, and are consequently baka.

[edit] History

Baka was first used by Buddhist monks. We can see that they are powerful because of the word "Baka". It was originally written with the meaningless characters "莫迦" (a transliteration of some obscure Sanskrit word) before being changed to the much funnier "馬鹿". Some n00bs say that you can live in Japan only by using this word. Buddhist monks came up with the word "baka" because chickens used it. "Buwk, Baka, chewbaka" After they discovered this word, they sailed to Japan and told what this word means to the Shogun. After they told the Shogun, they got killed by samurai because they thought they were bakas and some did harakiri because they wanted to check how baka they were.

[edit] Example sentences using the word "baka"

• Omae wa baka (お前は馬鹿): You are stupid.
• (Subject) wa baka desu([Subject]は馬鹿です): (Subject) is stupid.
• PSP de asobu no wa baka janai (PSPで遊ぶのは馬鹿じゃない): Playing PSP is not stupid.
• Baka wa ichiban saikyou no kotoba (馬鹿は一番最強の言葉): The word "Baka" is the strongest word.
• Watashi wa baka desu (私は馬鹿です): I am stupid.
• Baka na sensei (馬鹿な先生): Stupid teacher.
• "Baka! ore no hirumeshi tabetana" (「馬鹿！俺の昼飯食べたな」): "Fool! You ate my lunch!"
• "Konoyaro-! Baka, shi-ne, korosu!" (「この野郎ー！馬鹿、死ねぇ、殺す！」): "You-! Fool, die, kill you!"
• Baka wa nagaiki suru (馬鹿は長生きする): Baka lives longer.
• Baka wa o-kane ga suki (馬鹿はお金が好き): Stupid people like money.
• Watashi wa baka no kerai desu (私は馬鹿の家来です): I am a slave of a baka.
• B!
• A!
• K!
• A!
• S-U-R-V-I-V-O-R!
• Baka-san baka (??????????): You baka.
• Top ho, my dear chap (formalized British baka saying.)

[edit] Chewbaka

This character was inserted into the Star Wars trilogy by an unscrupulous alien regime with a desire to take over Japan. George Lucas was blackmailed into using the name; originally he planned to call him Monkeychewda. Subliminal messages are contained within Chewie's loud 'growls' which take over people's minds and make them become insane. Chewbaka makes lots of $$$ by making this "waaaa" sound. No fair -_-!

[edit] Trivia

• The word ,baka' means trainee soldier in Hungarian. Also in Hungary Bakas are not restricted by the law. To regconise them the governer marked BAKA on their forehead. Also, Luis is a baka with BAKA marked on his head.