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“About as funny as the Holocaust”
“Yes, I realise that J.F.K's brother is backing Obama...But I think what the Public is missing is that J.F.K is dead. Yeah, he was murdered, just in case you all forgot. Like, he was shot...In the head. It must suck to be the Kennedy's right now.”
“I'm not offensive, you're just a cock sucking shit fag nigger.”
“So you're offended. So fucking what?”
This article is dedicated to the victims of 9/11...Mainly because many of the punch lines are about 9/11 victims. But please, let's not focus solely on the tragic events surrounding 9/11, I hear there was some pretty funny stuff happening during the Holocaust too.
Warning: This article made three people cry and a small dog whimper.
In case you missed the warning above, this article is in rather bad taste. To be completely honest, it even made me cry, and I wrote the damn thing. Of course, at the time, I had accidentally stubbed my toe.
Only read beyond this point if you are:
- A psychopath
- A person who thinks the above warning is a challenge to their ego, which it isn't...Isn't that right, cry baby? You gonna' cry to mummy when you read this article? There's only one way to prove me wrong.
- can't read.
- have been doing too much kitten huffing.
- need to do some research for /b/
edit How to use Bad Taste effectively in comedy
Nothing hits the crowd harder then opening your performance with a joke related to AIDS victims, especially when you are performing at red ribbon events. But to top your punch line off, find out who in the audience has had a relative or pet pass away, and then mention it in front of everyone! Make sure you bring these people up on stage, laugh at them a little, and then present them with the body of their recently deceased grandma (or someone else's recently deceased grandma).
Uncyclopedia Also uses it's fair share of Bad Taste, in fact, keeping with the spirit of the moment, this author is currently wearing a Nazi Swastika armband and is having sexual thoughts about your recently raped friend/relative/associate...I also shot your cat.
edit Bad Taste in Art
Art has no boundaries, which makes getting people to say "Well, that's just bad taste" rather difficult, but fear not! It can be achieved. Instead of using paint, charcoal or pastels, use human blood (or puppy blood). Or, if you're going for pure shock value, shoot those who come to view your art, which can only be expected if you go to view a rap concert. On the other hand, you can rape your viewers, which can only be expected if you go to view a rape concert.
edit Bad Taste in Terrorism
Yes, I did mention 9/11 earlier, didn't I? Well, rest assured, terrorism is the best source of Bad Taste. Well, Bad Taste is the best way to reward or even comfort those who have been affected by terrorism, after all, they should try to be a little bit more optimistic, they were only targeted by people who wanted to kill them, sheesh. Anywho, the best way to say "get better soon" to a 9/11 victim in hospital is to barge into their room dressed as a terrorist waving a toy gun in the air...Then fill the room with anthrax, that'll show 'em who's got Bad Taste.
edit Why you should use Bad Taste
- Nothing gets rid of an ex faster then telling her what you just did in her dog's ear, especially after it's already been dead for a week.
- Girl's will like you, they'd think you're just as hot as you were when you started smoking.
- It comes in handy when you're neighbours house is on fire. It doesn't actually help them, but it should cheer you up when you point out that you have a house and they don't, followed by you going inside to watch them from your window with a hot cup of cocoa in your hands.
- Putting on a fun circus performance should cheer up everyone at the local funeral parlour. It should definitely put the "fun" in "funeral".
- Stabbing your ex's new boyfriend in the chest should remind her just how much you hate her. Throwing in a pun such as "Knife to meet you!" would make the situation all the more merrier (for you).
edit Bad Taste in fashion
With Hollywood condemning the use of someone else's human skin as clothing, one begins to wonder what isn't Bad Taste anymore. So, to make things easier, there's a list of dot points below stating what is Bad Taste, because everyone loves dot points:
- Someone else's Human Skin.
- Your own Human Skin. (Unfortunately, nudism is not yet acceptable...damn!)
- Your own dog's skin.
- Spandex, and thank god for that.
edit Bad taste in FPS games
This is a basic manouver.
Just say "I pwn y0u Fukkin' n00b" after you get a kill. and scream hacker or n00b loudly after you die.
See? It's simple!