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Today's Featured Article - Pocket pussy

If you are a cat lover and always wondered why there were so many "purse puppies" with no kitty version, wonder no longer. Pocket pussies are the smallest and cutest kittens in the world and they come in many different breeds (short and long hair). These kittens are healthy, happy pussies that just happen to be pocket-size.

Many generations of careful breeding has brought us the teacup and toy versions of animals. This sort of thing hasn't really been done in the Feline world because most breeders want medium to large pussies for showing. What the toy breeds have done for dog popularity hopefully the pocket pussy will do for cats.(more...)

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Yesterday's Featured Article - Beaux-Arts architecture

Beaux-Arts architecture (pronounced boks-a:ts) is a broad term given to a number of building styles with similar characteristics, primarily the simplification of form and the elimination of ornament, that first arose in the late 1940s. By the 1960s these styles had been consolidated and identified as the "Beaux-Arts" style and became the dominant way of building new high-rise slums and dreary structures for several decades in the twentieth century.

Beaux-Arts (in English, literally "Box-Arts"), despite the misleading name, was developed by the Japanese as a response to Baroque architecture. In the early 20th century, Japan's cities had a mix of traditional wooden structures, as well as some Western neoclassical designs. The Great Kanto Earthquake of 1923, however, engulfed much of Tokyo, damaging or completely annihilating many of the grand edifices that had taken so long to build. (more...)

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May 25: National Pork Products Day (Israel)

14 BC - Leeroy Jenkins declares "At least I still have chicken."
2000 BC - Moses opens first Piggly Wiggly with the goal of "Bringin' Chitterlings to all my Peeps!"
402 BC - The towel is invented, to protect oneself from the great LUEshi rampage.
1029 - The Black Plague makes its first appearance in a small gig in Eastern Indonesia.
1492 - Christopher Columbus realizes that he forgot his wallet back in Spain.
1840 - Oscar Wilde kills Lord Byron in what was billed as the Spat in the Flat.
1852 - The knowledge of towel making is mysteriously lost. Pandemonium ensues for the next three decades.
1895 - Playwright, poet and novelist Oscar Wilde is convicted of "committing acts of gross indecency with other male persons" and sentenced to serve two years in prison. He comments: "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine", a line later shamelessly plagarized by Obi-Wan Kenobi.
1936 - Hitler starts the Funky Panzer dance craze, which begins to take Europe by storm.
1942 - Helen G. White announces that the end of the world was posponed once again due to rain.
1955 - Hyenas take over french government.
1977 - God creates Funk.
1978 - And He saw it was goooooood.
1980 - Towels are rediscovered.
1982 - Pac Man fever kills 20 million americans in just a few weeks.
1987 - Marijuana becomes the most cultivated plant ever, displacing the potatoe from top one for a few weeks.
1993 - AB Logic are found guilty of crimes against music and are condemned to death by choking on artichokes
2001.5 - International "Hug a Goombie" Day founded
2002 - Mutant Goombie Children are found in a puddle. Government and other such officials blamed.
2003 - First smart move made ever by a Government, Governments everywhere are officially disbanded.
2007 - Jerry Springer attacked by Trailer Park Midgets.