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Georges Jacques Danton (26 October 1759 – 5 April 1794) was a leader of the French Revolution who was even uglier than the actor who once played him in a French movie. Danton today is seen as a 'hero' of France. Streets and battleships are named after this Jacobin responsible for the deaths of Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette. Even guard dogs carry the name of the man who helped to define France's big leap from monarchy into anarchy. (more...)

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  • 1939 - Adolf Hitler's letter to Neville Chamberlain is headed "PEACE NOW 25% off
  • 1983 - Andre the Giant beats The Green Giant, and therefore won a lifetime supply of Spam.
  • 1984 - Feed The Welsh, Elasto-Pop's charity single, is released.
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GI Jew: The Movie is a 2006 remake of the classic Torah! Torah! Torah! of 1967 fame. The remake underwent many names before GI Jew was chosen, including Hebrews with Hutzpah and Israel is Real.

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