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Gashee morphousite

Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt! Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More...

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Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly,

Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! More...

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On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster...

January 28: International No Anniversary Day. World I Am The Voice Of The Mysterons Day - Hi Im Ed Winchester Day (Austin Texas Only)
  • 1800 BC - Brits invent the word 'reaulycing' from their caves. America criticized for improving it and accused of warmongering.
  • 0 - The world was officially created, but nobody cares.
  • 1591 - Queen Elizabeth I's personal confessor Abbot Costello is confused by cricket, shouting, "Who's on first?"
  • 1987 - Happy Days Is Filmed In Front Of A Studio Audience - did you know that, I didnt know that !
  • 1994 - God was re-born, he died a few seconds later.
  • 1996 - Slap bracelets were re-introduced into the world and you became cool for just one moment longer.
  • 2005 - INA Day founded and people celebrate it.
  • 2006 - People realise that INA is an anniversary and so change it to 'International No Anniversaries Before 2005' Day.
  • 2008 - People got so fed up of realising that January 28th was changed to 'International Realising Day'.
  • 2009 - Dr. Mario is executed.
  • 2010 - Americans change it to 'International Realizing Day'
  • 3000 - After much deliberation Americans have realised they have realised nothing and revert back to International No Anniversary Day.

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The beauty and decisiveness of the Vogon race is apparent with one look at the firm jawline, the blazing eyes, and the oozing smell of stale beer with a hint of burning cat hair

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Hitchhiker and Towel of the Month

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A well-known British hitchiker, Braydie Dent has hitched over a dozen stellar systems. His most known phrases consist of: What? and Tea please!. On his spare time he enjoys insanity, cricket, and that famous game that those British enjoy so much...what was it? Oh! Self loathing. Yes.


Toweldog

This months Towel is the infamous TowelHax. He has captured a unique perspective of the Galaxy's events with his travels across the milky way. Sass that froopy towel. He knows where his towel he is.


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