Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
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Vogon Trivia
...That there are ten thousand monkeys outside the door who wish to discuss their play script for Hamlet?
...That automatic doors are immune to depression?
...That there are ten thousand monkeys outside the door who wish to discuss their play script for Hamlet?
...That automatic doors are immune to depression?
...That there are ten thousand monkeys outside the door who wish to discuss their play script for Hamlet?
12,000 BC - Og the caveman wears a Ramones t-shirt despite having never heard them, making him the world's first poser.
10,000 BC - Blue eyed bitch is saved by mastodons and or mammoths really who cares it was a terrible movie. oh yeah , there was a sabertooth tiger!!!!1
274 BC - The first step towards capturing a unicorn is taken - finding a virgin.
2014 - Tom Cruz loses all hope of being a legendary hero and returns to his home world.
2035 - TV show Lost renewed again. Critics complain about the lack of new content. The critics' critics complain about the same thing. 24 follows suit.
2460 - Axe deodorant officially banned from the United States. The first good decision ever made by a president.
The beauty and decisiveness of the Vogon race is apparent with one look at the firm jawline, the blazing eyes, and the oozing smell of stale beer with a hint of burning cat hair
A well-known British hitchiker, Braydie Dent has hitched over a dozen stellar systems. His most known phrases consist of: What? and Tea please!. On his spare time he enjoys insanity, cricket, and that famous game that those British enjoy so much...what was it? Oh! Self loathing. Yes.
This months Towel is the infamous TowelHax. He has captured a unique perspective of the Galaxy's events with his travels across the milky way. Sass that froopy towel. He knows where his towel he is.
