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Today's Featured Article - Geology
Geology is the study of "God's Creation" (derived from Latin: "geo" meaning "God" and "ology" meaning "creation"). "God's Creation" is a term that Jesus used to refer to the Earth and therefore in modern colloquial English, geology is sometimes referred to as the "Study of the Earth." It is researched and explored by studying ancient biblical scripts and therefore is, like geography, a branch of history, referred to as Natural History.
Some key sub-categories of geology include "Creationism", which explains how the Earth was formed out of dust and rock, "Seismometry", which studies the God's wrath by measuring the shock waves that his anger emits, and "Paleontology" - the study of the last group of sinners who walked this Earth and of God's punishment towards them.
The Earth was created in the year 4000BC, which coincides with the time that did not leave any evidence of human scriptures or civilisation. The Carbon dating proves this right, whilst other forms of radioactive rock prove it wrong. However, these forms of rock have recently been eliminated by geologists, as the only presence God accepts on his Earth is that of several Carbon isomers (more...)
Yesterday's Featured Article - Trellech
Trellech is a small dystopian Welsh Village community based atop a very big hill on the border between Wales and England. Due to its less than unique location of being atop a very big hill, it is know to locals as 'Top of the Hill'. Trellech has often been referred to the real life 'Royson Vasey' of the UK due to its unique weirdness and was the inspiration for the dysfunctional fictional village of Royson Vasey that featured in the BBC comedy series the League of Gentlemen.
Trellech sits just 2 miles within the Welsh border in the ancient county of Monmouthshire in South East Wales. Historically, there have been lengthy campaigns between the English and the Welsh over who should lay claim to Monmouthshire, with the English insisting it should be in Wales and the Welsh insisting it should be in England. Eventually in 1974, after an unlucky throw of the dice in the county council chambers, Monmouthshire was determined to be in Wales, much to the disgust and annoyance of the council. Monmouthshire is to be considered a foster child of a county, currently in the care of the Welsh due to it having a troubled upbringing and absent geographical parents.
To the North of Trellech lies the town of Monmouth, known locally as 'Mon' and to the South, the town of Chepstow, known locally as Chepstow in order not to abbreviate the name to 'Cheps' and mistake the town for the staple diet of the area that is Chips. (more...)
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