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26: Punch Your Girlfriend Day ()

  • B.C. - Cave man punch woman. then laugh
  • - declares himself King of England after using to hit his woman
  • - Battle of Siffin. Theys was Diffin, yo. No I'm sayn, ?
  • - The practice of "back handing" starts in Europe as a cure for the women talking. It has a success rate of 80%.
  • - The practice of "back handing" ends in Europe as reports of excessive clean houses increases.
  • - Famed prophet predicts that the King of England will have an affair and take the Queen of France as his mistress.
  • - Nostradamus's house gets egged by an angry mob as they find his prediction to be wrong and that the King of does not take the Queen of as his mistress, but the Prince of .
  • - King Henry VIII of takes Punch Your Girlfriend day to new extremes, by killing two of his wives.
  • - changes his "100 Thesis" to the "" by deleting the sentence, "Priests are not to be allowed to have relations with children."
  • - The is lost as and his troops march to fight off rebels while they were drunk singing "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. We take one down, pass it around, and 98 bottles of beer on the wall..."
  • - The starts as an 18 year old young British boy gets in a fist fight with a 12 year old American. The two nations get involved as they send reinforcements to help the children.
  • - The is invented as a seat cover, but does not sell well for making "sounds of unwanted body gases."
  • - The is invented with only the keys Ctrl, Alt, and Delete.
  • - impregnated by deadly black . born among bunch of bananas.
  • - Bloblobo, king of Bababa, knights, the salesmen for his studies in the field of .
  • - A Scottish man is viciously attacked by an alien squid after mistaking the creature for his . Several women are punched in the process.
  • - in terror - is born in the .
  • - takes "punch your girlfriend day" a step further.
  • - Peter Piper picks a peck of pickled peppers. Pfft!
  • - 35 people with the are hospitalized after having with their .
  • - The Green are beaten by The Blue , The Archers then punch their girlfriends for not cheering hard enough. The Eagles punch their girlfriends in ecstasy.
  • - celebrates "punch your girlfriend day". Dressed as a Nazi prison guard.
  • - punches girlfriend. Wakes dentist and long-deceased great-great-great-great grandfather Odysseus.
  • - 's preserved remains finally hit puberty.

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