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<h5>Browse: [[:Category:Politics and Government|Politics]] - [[:Category:Games|Games]] - [[:Category:Computers and Technology|Computers]] - [[:Category:People|People]] - [[:Category:Quaint|Quaint]] - [[:Category:Coherent|Coherent]] <br> [[Special:Popularpages|Most Popular]] - [[Special:Allpages|Alphabetical Index]] - [[Special:Categories|Other Categories...]] </h5><br><small>'''THE WIKI CREED'''<br>''For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book,<br> If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book; <br>and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life<br> —Revelation 22:19-17''<br>'''NOW GO EDIT SOME STUFF!'''</small><br>
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<h5>Browse: [[:Category:Politics|Politics]] - [[:Category:Games|Games]] - [[:Category:Computers and Technology|Computers]] - [[:Category:People|People]] - [[:Category:Quaint|Quaint]] - [[:Category:Coherent|Coherent]] <br> [[Special:Popularpages|Most Popular]] - [[Special:Allpages|Alphabetical Index]] - [[Special:Categories|Other Categories...]] </h5><br><small>'''THE WIKI CREED'''<br>''For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book,<br> If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book; <br>and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life<br> —Revelation 22:19-17''<br>'''NOW GO EDIT SOME STUFF!'''</small><br>
 
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For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book,
If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book;
and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life
—Revelation 22:19-17

NOW GO EDIT SOME STUFF!

Today's Featured Article - Irish Potato Famine

MrPotatoFamine

Nutrition labels are statements of nutritional value and ingredients on food items. But that's not what I want to write about. I want to write about the Irish Potato Famine, a period of mass starvation, disease and emigration that occurred in Ireland between 1845 and 1852. A disease affecting potatoes known as "potato blight" was ultimately to blame, but most chose, and some still do to this day, to believe the famine was part of a greater conspiracy to further worsen living conditions in Ireland by the United States in order to force Irish workers to come build the transcontinental railroad.

The famine killed over one million people and nearly imploded the Irish economy due to the Irish currency being backed by potatoes. Some historians disagree with me on this point by falsely claiming that Ireland was governed by the United Kingdom at the time and that Ireland had no regional currency. I contest this on the basis that I am right and they are plainly wrong.

So there Ireland was, just an island in Northwestern Europe, a stone's throw away from Britain. It was looking idly at the ongoings of Europe, which was already dealing with the potato blight but couldn't care much about it. France was too busy raping Hajis in Algeria so that Albert Camus could pen The Stranger a century later, and Spain was too busy repeatedly declaring war on itself. Irish officials felt that their island was safe from the blight because they had just filled the Irish Sea with alligators to ward off the periodontitis-laden imperialists from the other island. Despite these efforts, several potatoes which had already got some sick made their way to the isle. Conspiracy theorists claim that the alligator infested Irish Sea would've made a point of entry from the east impossible, and thus the sickly index case potatoes must have come from America. (more...)

Yesterday's Featured Article - UnBooks:Aesop's Tables

Tortoiseandhare

Having achieved significant commercial and literary success with his compendium of fables, published in 580 BCE, Aesop was able to pay his way out of slavery and into the infinitely more profitable business of self-promotion and after dinner speaking. History has not recorded the exact details of these missing years of Aesop's life, which was why we here at Anythingforadolla books were thrilled to discover this untouched manuscript believed to have been penned by Aesop himself in around 571 BCE. The publishers understand that having found initial success with fables, Aesop found himself struggling to make ends meet so he used the remainder of his personal wealth to purchase a stall near Thermopylae selling stylish tables to appoint the typical Ancient Greek dwelling.

This manuscript appears to chronicle Aesop's efforts to replicate the success he had had in literature into a fast paced business world.

There was once a tortoise, whose regular route to and from Lamia took him past a thriving retail outlet near Thermopylae. The tortoise was not particularly wise, for he rarely stopped to examine the fine woodwork or appreciate the craftsmanship on display at the thriving retail outlet or to consider the very competitively priced wares, but he was rich and powerful. One day the tortoise passed the retail outlet and had cause to speak to its proprietor.(more...)

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