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<div align=center><br><h3>Welcome to WikiTestament</h3><h4>The free Internet Bible that anyone can edit.</h4><br>[[God]] has written [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] Bible stories since opening in AD 1.<br>
 
<div align=center><br><h3>Welcome to WikiTestament</h3><h4>The free Internet Bible that anyone can edit.</h4><br>[[God]] has written [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] Bible stories since opening in AD 1.<br>
 
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<h5>Browse: [[:Category:Politics and Government|Politics]] - [[:Category:Games|Games]] - [[:Category:Computers and Technology|Computers]] - [[:Category:People|People]] - [[:Category:Quaint|Quaint]] - [[:Category:Coherent|Coherent]] <br> [[Special:Popularpages|Most Popular]] - [[Special:Allpages|Alphabetical Index]] - [[Special:Categories|Other Categories...]] </h5><br><small>'''THE WIKI CREED'''<br>''For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book,<br> If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book; <br>and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life<br> —Revelation 22:19-17''<br>'''NOW GO EDIT SOME STUFF!'''</small><br>
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<h5>Browse: [[:Category:Politics|Politics]] - [[:Category:Games|Games]] - [[:Category:Computers and Technology|Computers]] - [[:Category:People|People]] - [[:Category:Quaint|Quaint]] - [[:Category:Coherent|Coherent]] <br> [[Special:Popularpages|Most Popular]] - [[Special:Allpages|Alphabetical Index]] - [[Special:Categories|Other Categories...]] </h5><br><small>'''THE WIKI CREED'''<br>''For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book,<br> If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book; <br>and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life<br> —Revelation 22:19-17''<br>'''NOW GO EDIT SOME STUFF!'''</small><br>
 
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Welcome to WikiTestament

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THE WIKI CREED
For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book,
If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book;
and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life
—Revelation 22:19-17

NOW GO EDIT SOME STUFF!

Today's Featured Article - HowTo:Drive your car out of a lake

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Parking your car in a lake is easy. Maybe you’ve left your car in neutral on a steep embankment next to a lake and gravity did the parking for you. You may have mistaken the lake for a rippling parking lot filled with cresting wave-like shopping carts. Or you parked your car in a ditch at the start of monsoon season and the lake sprang up around it. Regardless, the easy part is over. Now you face the more difficult challenge – getting the car back out of the lake. You could hire a tow truck to drive in after it, but that is a costly business. Similarly, a crane could be employed to retrieve your vehicle, provided it has ample bill length and unnatural avian strength. Or you could just drive your car out of the lake. Really, it’s the only rational choice.

To find your car, swim directly into the lake. If the car is floating it will be easy to spot, although some turtles may be mistaken for a floating car. If you find a turtle -- keep searching, as this is not your car but a reptilian imposter. If the car is sunken, the process for locating it is trickier. Sunken cars require scuba gear, a metal detector and, if the lake is dark, a strong flashlight. Now plumb the lake’s depths to locate your missing vehicle. If the metal detector or flashlight stop working, check the batteries.

Once you’ve found your car, you must get inside. If the car is floating, the act of getting inside may cause it to sink. This is a good thing, as you need the car to be at the bottom of the lake in order to drive it. (more...)

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