Babelfisch is a Tool of the search machine AltaVista to the automatic translation of texts. The name is a support at the Babelfisch from Douglas of Adam' novel by hitchhikers by the galaxy. As also Babelfisch clear problems exhibits many other programs for the translation of flow text into other languages, connections to seize and correctly translate. Therefore the translated texts are sometimes incomprehensible to completely incorrectly.
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The commemoration day congratulation which it selects
November 27: Alan Bean celebration day (the 4th man on the moon)
- 1000000 BC - Food invented.
- 999999 BC - The first feast to celebrate food is held.
- 999999 BC - First indigestion victim recorded. More soon to follow.
- 999999 BC- Oscar Wilde invents fat people
- 999998 BC - First recorded case of Anorexia.
- 999998 BC - The second feast to celebrate food is held.
- 999997 BC - The third feast ends in tragedy due to a lack of food. It is decided that all other feasts will be with babies
- 999996 BC - Babies are eaten for the fourth feast
- 999980 BC - Thus ends the civilization of the baby eaters
- 1009 BC - First recorded case of anime-character-fangirlism.
- 1095 - Pope Urban II launches the First Crusade, thus starting the Indiana Jones film franchise.
- 1895 - Alfred Nobel fails to win the Nobel Prize, in spite of the fact that it's named after him. The following year however, he does go on to win the lesser-known Alfred Prize.
- 2012 - The civilization of the baby eaters rises from the dead and eats all babies.
- 2012 - Babies go extinct.
- 2015 - Mutant babies are spawned and go on a revenge killing spree, millions dead in days for "Making up for Lost Time"
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The knowledge is force.
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It spread out and it knew...
- ...that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
It spreads out... It worries
- ...that Afghanistan is known for its lush dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated by villagers to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known?