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November 28: Panic Day/Tell-someone-you-know-you-had-sex-with-someone-they-don't day
- -2000 - OH GOD THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!
- 1834 - AAAAAAIIIIEE! Help! We're all going to die!
- 1943 - Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, they'll kill us all!
- 1944 - People die... and stuff...
- 1963 - Hundreds of thousands die in global mime protests, Mimes assume totalitarian control, only to have it crushed 3 weeks later by Vin Diesel dressed as a clown.
- 1967 - Holy Shit!Anna Nicole Smith.
- 1979 - Don't Panic
- 1999 - OH GOD THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!
- 2000 - Y2K kills the entire planet, annoying environmentalists throughtout the planet, users of Macs are left unharmed.
- 2004 - Y2K is fixed by a patch from Microsoft, life FINALLY returns to normal.
- 2004 - Y2K is fixed again by another patch from Microsoft, due to the complete failure of the first patch.
- 2004 - Y2K can be fixed (at last!) for those users who don't have Genuine Windows software (ie. most people)
- 2004 - Microsoft panics. What the hell can they not-fix now?
- 2005 - The 113th annual World Autofellatio Championship contest begins. If you have children, panic.
- 2006 - Celebrating 445324248432479525 seconds since people invented the tree.
- 2006 - Jesus has not returned to earth in his intergalactic space pod.
- 2006 - Person spills milk on floor
- 2006 - OMG! Celine Dion is playing a concert!!!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooo
- 2006 - Chirstopher Meloni attacks Emmy Winner Jon Stewart after being screwed once again.
- 2007 - K-fedex is releasing another album
- 2008 - Kernel Panic: Segmentation Fault (Core Dumped)
- 2012 - Scientists apologize for any inconvinence previous apocolypse warnings may have caused. Claim the apocalypse is, infact, 2 years ago.
- 2038 - Epoch ends. The ultimate bug shows up. Still no Duke Nukem Forever.
- 2046 - Glucose begins his crusade against toilet paper.
- 2101 - All your base are belong to us!!!
- 2102 - All your base destroyed by tsunami.
- 2105 - All your base rebuilt.
- 2105 - All your base is destroyed again, by a can of Coca Cola. People can't be fucked to built your base again.
- 2105 - al;sdkfjoi;as (Aaahhhhhhh!!!! It's the end of the fucking world!!!)
- 2112 - Attention, all planets of the Solar Federation! We have assumed control!
- 2134 - Angry ticks fire out of my nipples.
- 2843 - Bono finally dies.
- 3764 - SAW 127874 is made.
- The Future - Jesus returns to earth with many holo-hookers
- The Future + 1 - Raptor Jesus pokévolves from Your Mom
- The Future + 2 - Jesus meets Raptor Jesus and the universe implodes.
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The knowledge is force.
- Yet another massacre in Paris
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It spread out and it knew...
- ...that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
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- ...that a rose by any other name would be called something else?