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Wednesday August 31 2005

Today's Featured Article - Fan fiction

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Fan fiction is a type of "writing style" which immediately makes you look like a loser at life. Despite it being a tempting idea to make one of your own. Let's avoid it and call it a day instead. You're not going to succeed, and creating one just lowers your self-importance and turns you into a mindless drone of Fandom. Getting published for Creative Nonfiction and having a public domain fandom to work with, if you get published for this you might gain more respect than snagging characters that are not yours. That simple, it's stealing you damned fantard and trademark infringement.

Just quit it already. Work with a real word process and write creative nonfiction, there are things just too fucked up that you just cannot make up. No really go look up Not The Babylon Bee if you don't believe us. Invest in grabbing a free word processor somewhere and display your rejection letters from Liquid Imagination. (Fan fiction...)

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Matchbox 20.

February 20: Twenty/Twenny/7uun3d Dispute Day

  • c.1 million BCE - Cavemen learn to count beyond ten, but due to extensive toe injuries only make it to 18.
  • c.900,000 BCE - Due to heavy radiation from solar flares, mutant cavemen are able to count well beyond 20.
  • 3001 BCE - Egyptian artisans decorating monuments are found to just be a bunch of chiselers.
  • 20 BCE - 20 Roman scholars in 20 different cities declare 20 to be the perfect number. Coincidence?
  • 793 - A humorous scribe at Lindisfarne Abbey invents leet. Viking raiders cross the seas to kill him specifically.
  • 11-twenty - Twenty is the commonly accepted spelling of the word pronounced 20.
  • 12-twenny - Twenny is da commonly Xepted spellin of 20.
  • 1337 - The use of leet is prohibited on pain of d
  • 13-7uun3d - U h4u3 733n 7uun3d!
  • 14-20 - People decide to spell twenty twenny 7uun3d 20 as '20'.
  • 15-twenty - 16-twenny - 17-7wn3d: Disputes abowt 20 have been pwn3d by God.
  • 2003 - In honour of twenty, the Twenty20 cricket form has been introduced.
  • 2020 - Hindsight is scientifically proven to be twenny 7uun3d.
  • 7uun3d-f1r57 (3n7ury - 1337 15 7h3 n4710n41 14n9u493 0f 34r7h, 50 '7uun3d' 15 7h3 (0rr3(7 593111n9 0f '20'.

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GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia!

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Noobaward
Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor.

Hats off to you George, may you bbe with us for many months years to come!


BePrepared
It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon!

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