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Hwæt! Eald Ænglisc is an tunge sprecen bi Eald Ænglisc menn.
Dumbældore wæs eald and Ænglisc, ond wæs næs ever menn. Þæt wæs wifmann! And ne, Grendel wæs næs Gry! Ic willa næs macian bæd Beowulf refarenses in þes artæcel... Hwæt did þu sai?
Sub-tungues
Se Mersien sub-tunge of Eald Ænglisc wæs se sub-tunge sprecen in Mersie, oþþe Birmen Hæm.
Norðimbrian Inglis wæs sprecen in Noe Castel, ond wæs gelic to Mersien, butan wæs ænlic sprecen bi Noe Castle Unitad suppoorturs ond used 'ð'.
West Seaxon wæs se sub-tunge of Englis sprecen in West Seaxe ond Aest Englia, ond wæs diferent as it had feaw ligeturs.
Se Eld Centisc sub-tunge wæs gelic to West Seaxson, butan Centisc had ligeturs ond wæs cwæt gelic to Norðimbrian as it ealswa used 'ð' ond 'þ'. It wæs sprecen in Cent.
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- ...that the 24 Hours of LeMons includes such penalties as tarring and feathering a racer's car and crushing a car via audience vote?
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- ...that the 24 Hours of LeMons includes such penalties as tarring and feathering a racer's car and crushing a car via audience vote?
- ...that four out of ten lawyers say that one out of ten doctors is likely to sexually assault three out of seven female patients?
- ...that the 24 Hours of LeMons includes such penalties as tarring and feathering a racer's car and crushing a car via audience vote?
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Herken to hwæt is secged!
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- Pope appoints first non-human Primate
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It haped to me for to bi holden todæge...
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| November 16: Eald Ænglisc bæg
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Writor ond Serf of se Monaoð
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This month's writer of the month: an exquisite personality, unnatural writing abilities, fully fitted with Australian accent and a keg of Foster's. Only a couple of months ago, he was standing on a simple transistor, peeing nervously, as noob of the month.
And now, Uncyclopedia is proud to present: the new and improved version of PuppyOnTheRadio: Puppy on a Flying Saucer!.
Complete with 12 green aliens entourage, warp drive and anal probe!
Fitted with infinite supply of snappy answers and Vegemite!
His saucer's loud speakers blurting out Midnight Oil 24 by 7!
Determined, in his five-year mission to explore strange new orifices, to seek out new humor and new articalations; to boldly go where no mate has gone before!
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I've come to serve an eviction note to the Prawns of Uncyclopedia. You see, we've received notice that you are holding illegal piles of cat food and stale humor in your house. What is that you say? You have 25,000 articles under your shack? This whole's thing's under your shack? For 20 years, you've had this fookin' thing hidden out here? This is, this is very illegal, I mean, this is... this is a find.
What's that? A new joke? *fiddles with silver canister* Well, huh, this has got the markings of - so it's definitely Uncyclopedian but it's uh, not a weapon... but I don't trust it, ya know, I don't trust any-a the...*Canister sprays stale jokes in BluSpirit's face* ARGGHH!!! *gurgle gurgle spit* Foking Bliksem!
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