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A = \frac{\frac{A}{A} (A_A + A_A) ^ A}{A \sqrt{A_A} - A ^ {-A} } * \frac{A}{A} A - A_A A A A A:
A = \Lambda \int_A 
\left( A(A) - \frac{A}{\Lambda^A} \vert A \vert^A  \right) 
\;\mbox{A}(A)

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