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Geology is the study of "God's Creation" (derived from Latin: "geo" meaning "God" and "ology" meaning "creation"). "God's Creation" is a term that Jesus used to refer to the Earth and therefore in modern colloquial English, geology is sometimes referred to as the "Study of the Earth." It is researched and explored by studying ancient biblical scripts and therefore is, like geography, a branch of history, referred to as Natural History.
Some key sub-categories of geology include "Creationism", which explains how the Earth was formed out of dust and rock, "Seismometry", which studies the God's wrath by measuring the shock waves that his anger emits, and "Paleontology" - the study of the last group of sinners who walked this Earth and of God's punishment towards them.
The Earth was created in the year 4000BC, which coincides with the time that did not leave any evidence of human scriptures or civilisation. The Carbon dating proves this right, whilst other forms of radioactive rock prove it wrong. However, these forms of rock have recently been eliminated by geologists, as the only presence God accepts on his Earth is that of several Carbon isomers (more...)
GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia!
Seriously, we love you.
Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor.
Hats off to you George, may you bbe with us for many monthsyears to come!
It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon!