BMW

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BMW X5 in the middle of fucking nowhere, guy at the wheel not pictured because he's a BMW driver. Also not shown: Fleet of helicopters that lifted this softroader from the tarmac

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BMW (Barbarian. Manufactured. Wankers) is a German car manufacturer who are famous for attracting terrible drivers, i.e Women to the fastest, most badass vehicles to ever grace the asphalt.

BMW's are For FAGS! no no noooooooooooooo, yea it's true