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“You aren't nearly as fat as my friends said you where”
~ A man meeting a BBW he fancies
“A BBW? Well I drive a Porsche”
“Damn Girl! look at chu wit all dem curves, and me, wiff no brakes”
~ Ghetto Pick Up Line
“Noooo, don't eat me, I said it like you spell it p-h-a-t”
~ A guy in serious trouble with his bbw wife
BBW is most commonly known as a political correct term to call a larger woman instead of saying she is a fat fuck. As sex (like everything else) became more complex, the acronym BBW began to stand for a number of diverse, yet equally bizarre, sexual deviance's. It has many uses for the term, but mostly derives from the Latin word "KartmanDeErich" which means "Don't call me fat butt-fucker"
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BBW is originally an acronym for "Big Beautiful Women", a sexual fetish that developed during the 1960s, where sexually oppressed larger women of nature, or as they also like to be called, the skinny-challenged, became a secret fetish between certain men that found a larger, more cuddlier sized woman to be a huge turn on for them, but would not openly admit it to anybody. It is also commonly known that larger girls give the best head, because they are always hungry (see protein sources)
BBW is not to be confused with SSBBW which refers to "Super Sized Big Beautiful Women". A SSBBW is female adult models that pride themselves on being horrendously over-weight. Videos containing these types of larger BBWs often show them stuffing themselves silly, rubbing their unbelievably huge abdomens with lubricant, and running for public office. SSBBW is the largest and most widely known usage of the term that was invented by McDonald's in the 1970's when they decided that BBW's where not big enough, and for an extra 50 cents you could now up-size a BBW to a SSBBW. The populace made a general shift from sexually repressed to just plain nasty.
BMWs are over weight cars that cost an arm and a leg to maintain to keep them going. Hence the similarity in owning your very own BBW that costs the same amount to feed per day, or you might actually lose an arm or leg. When some men reach there mid life crisis, it is usually caused from the desicion to be seen with a BMW or a BBW.
[edit] History
Like every fetish that everyone tries to pretend doesn't exist, but most like in secrecy, just too afraid to tell there friends about it, BBWs originated from Japan. But because nobody in Japan is fat, it required an American visiting Japan who, dollar signs in her eyes and a burger in hand, decided there was money to be made. Thus the infamous publication Play-Whale was founded, and after catching fire in the far east, it slowly made its way to America. Where it stayed, because honestly who other than Americans would enjoy seeing a female sumo wrestler spilling barbecue sauce on herself? (Apart from the Scottish) Initially BBW was started as a joke because lets face it, everyone knows you can't be fat and beautiful, but some women took it literally, and thus was born the idea that if a fat chick can focus attention on her large bust size, that it may some how magically make everyone forget about flabby figure.
[edit] Psychology
Theoretically, BBWs became popular because Americans are so damn fat that men across the country decided they might as well enjoy it. Women appreciate the fad because, if you want to be a porn star, you now have the option of either starving yourself and getting expensive plastic surgery or simply stuffing yourself until you start getting sailors running after you with harpoons.
[edit] Facts About BBWs
- Because they are always hungry, they give the best blow jobs.
- As much as you might make fun of them, they still get laid more then you do.
- Often travel in herds & fly south for the winter.
- Can shoot lasers from there eyes.
- Men have been documented as having chewed there own arm off to not wake one they found sleeping in there arms after a drunken night out.
- If you cut there clitoris off it will grow back.
- There perineum tastes like snozzberries.
- Have extremely high risks of catching Tom Jones concerts.
- Can breath under water.
- Despite controversial belief, there still not desperate enough to sleep with <insert name here>.
- Can be lured by chocolate flavored condoms
- Are not technically People.
[edit] Famous BBWs
- Rosie O'Donnell (more of a BW, to be honest, as the middle B doesn't really apply)
- Mrs. Puff
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
- Jamie Lynn Spears (future BBW)
- That Numa Numa guy
[edit] Big Bitchy Women
[edit] History
The Big Bitchy Women fad began during the hey-day of the feminist movement. Like the original BBW movement, men found it consoling to get off on a quality most might find undesirable, after all they had to find something attractive in their wives as they aged. In the porn industry, BBitchyWs were easy to come by, as even the most placid of females qualified for the role once a month.
[edit] Psychology
Originally thought to be a spin-off of the dominatrix brand of fetishes, the BBitchyW fad is now understood to be a unique, sad little phenomenon that might be loosely connected to nihilism.
[edit] Famous BBitchyWs
- Rosie O'Donnel
- Hillary Clinton
- Mrs. Butterworth
- Uma Thermin
- Hillary Clinton
- Elizabeth Báthory
- <insert name here>'s mother
- Hillary Clinton
- Helen Hunt
- Smurfette
[edit] Big Beautiful Winnebago
[edit] History
Winnebagos were well-known to be swinger crates, shagmobiles, and love rockets. Somehow somebody somewhere along the line got confused and started a porn site with just pictures of Winnebagos, and like any stupid retarded thing that crops up on the internet it quickly attained an enormous cult following.
Progressing to around 2005 a group called the gray haired nomads started touring around Australia in winnebagos, most of them at ages greater than 60. Apparently the old names for them are still an app description.
[edit] Psychology
Some people are just plain kooky.
[edit] Famous BBWinnebagos
- Rosie O'Donnell
- Hillary Clinton
- That Numa Numa guy
[edit] Big Boy's Willies
This was a joke made up that there is actually a fetish out there for people who like fat guys, and want to see them naked, particularly there penises. There is no scientific evidence to prove that there has ever been a single person in the world who could be aroused by such a thing.
[edit] History
It was invented as a joke by a computer hacker from Cambridge University who wrote an e-mail he sent from his x-girlfriends computer impersonating her. His email made it look like she was writing it, and was telling a story about a night with a fat guy she had, and how much she enjoyed it. He sent it all of her friends, with a Trojan Virus attached to it, so it would spread all over the world. It spread to over 13 other users in boxes, causing a dorm wide panic, and 3 people where critically injured by hearing the story. The problem has since been contained and isolated, and only urban legends remain of the fictional horrific tail.
[edit] Psychology
Be careful what you joke about, they could be big and scary.
[edit] Famous Big Boy's Willies
- Are you retarded?
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